What would you do if you woke up one morning and you had a penis?
What would you do if you woke up one morning and you had a penis?
Ian Johnson
Aiden Wood
I would get out of bed and wash myself, hbu?
Austin Nelson
wait till morning wood goes down so nobody sees it, then get up
that's basically how every day begins for me btw
Josiah Edwards
if i had that cock i would fuck all the bitches i could and walk around with a boner. take viagra and just do whatever i wanted.
Michael Taylor
Same, typical start to the day.
Cooper Edwards
idk prob jack off, shower, then kill myself just for the hell of it
Kevin Sullivan
Kill my self cuz men like the ones on this board are disgusting and penises look like something straight out of chernobyl
Austin Gonzalez
>his dick clearly isnt nearly this big
Jack Martin
cringe and dykepilled
Eli Jenkins
Thank you for taking my phimosis ruined dicklet away from me