>Wake up
>You're suddenly a hot Stacy
What would you realistically do?
Wake up
Grayson Kelly
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Joshua Howard
go to a club and get fucked
Lincoln Flores
Kill myself because I choose Master difficulty like a man, not easy mode like a pussy
Ryan Nelson
Fuck my entire town twice and swallow every drop of cum
Brayden Perry
Lay in bed all day feeling my tits.
Kayden Carter
But that's a boy, OP.
I would not plow because peepees are gross.
David Murphy
start twitch streaming, e thotting, pr create an asmr channel.
easy profit.
marry myself off to some 6 figure chad, be happy that my appearance grants me life on ez mode
Owen Gutierrez
Turn a nerd around
Wyatt Walker
this thread is extremely telling about how you guys feel about girls who do so much as look at another penis
Ethan Adams
>this thread is extremely telling about how you guys feel about girls who do so much as look at another penis
not really, it's just guys who are deprived of affection and sex finally being able to get both easily trying to fill their internal void
Colton Hernandez
I would marathon through 9001 miles of cock, cheating dicks out of their money on the way. God, I want to be a sexy slut so fucking bad.
Henry Richardson
>Eat breakfast
>Spend an hour doing my make up and hair
>Get dressed
>Go look for sugar daddy
>Get pregnant
>Live the neet life
Easton Torres
Masturbate furiously of course. Then kms
Nathaniel Bennett
be happy that i dont have to deal with my chronic pain anymore.
Blake Campbell
Hit the var, beat men up, and get away with it because of pussy privilege
Lincoln Johnson
Move to an alpha+ city, get a loan in order to get myself established, and start high-end escorting.
$600 USD/hr * 3 clients/day * 5 days/wk * 50 wk/yr * 2 yr = $900,000
Buy some land in Idaho near a stream and build a comfy log cabin with off-grid hydro and breed golden retrievers and raise meat chickens and trout fish
Ian Hall
Go out and get actual friends.
Anthony Barnes
Is this what turns boys transgender
youtube.com
Blake Rogers
faggots
these are the correct answer, although I would also have a massive lesbian orgy, which is the good kind of gay.
Although this answer has points for creativity
Landon Evans
go to the police and say I don't know who I am, get bennies and live comfy
James Harris
did she keep her wee-wee?
Jaxon Ross
Strap a magic wand to my clit and snort coke untill i die
Christian Cox
what role does the magic wand play in snorting coke until you die?
Zachary Gomez
>Go back to bed
>Wake up
>Still hot Stacy
>Go on computer
>talk on Jow Forums because lonely, never mentioning my gender
>eat a brownie
>go to sleep
>continue to do this until I am not hot
>get time of month
>complain about Stacy
>eat a brownie
>go to sleep
Parker Barnes
Jerk off as soon as i realize it, then fuck some chad and live with him
Nathaniel Garcia
I would fall into a downward spiral of bitterness
>Realizing how easy my life would have been as a hot girl
>can't talk about my interests with anyone anymore because people would only care about fucking me rather than about my interests.
>time for me to find a good partner is shortened by 15 years before i become undesirable.
>still will feel like i don't fit in despite still being rather popular if not even more so.
Nathan Scott
Talk on voice chat in games until I have a small orbit group that gives me money so I can jumpstart my twitch whoring career
Ryder Lee
>look at another penis
Why would she be doing that if she wasn't a humongous whore?
Noah Sanchez
pleasure and the coke enhances it.