/britfeel/

maybe apu anxidentally satid on his bruva and all of the meanness got squished out of his frog brain and came out of his ears and now the quish fren just happily follows apu around
pls

He's just a lil guy who likes hanging out with his frens and enjoys the occasional pint

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Remember /britfeel/

>'You're not as ______, as you think you are'

I repeat this to myself to keep me humble and lift me up when I'm feeling down.
I hope you're all having a good afternoon, you're worth something to someone...even strangers on the internet :)

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I do this too lad.
Not as smart or strong or brave or good as you think you are.
I use this whenever I try and put off something that needs to be done.

Gonna set up my new laptop (couldn't be bothered to do it last night, played vidya instead) then order a pizza.

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>maybe apu anxidentally satid on his bruva and all of the meanness got squished out of his frog brain and came out of his ears and now the quish fren just happily follows apu around
very possible. Apu likes having him around and is very protective of the lil guy

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Where you getting the pizza from, and whats the toppings?

I'm probably even dumber than I think I am

you are a good user lad
He always looks so happi. I will try to smile like sqish. he is my big lenny

installing red dead 2 while rolling joints

>parents going out to eat
>'there's plenty of food in the fridge user'
>tfw there isnt not even ham for a sandwich

why mummy and daddy not take you with ;(

Anyone find it weird that you'd be conscripted in WW1 or 2? What would a sperg like me be able to do in a war that's of value?

Anyways, been playing a lot of rainbow six siege recently, what have you lids been up to?

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They go out once a week. It's there private time

Blue milk of course, I use fage yogurt too but usually with just granola

theyd send us out to be cannon fodder, lad

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>tfw 2018 war where social media dark profiles and GCQH analysis deem us lads unuseful to society and we get put at the front of the charge as meat shields

What was the age cut off, 30?

Just a local pizza place. Toppings same as usual, fungi with extra peppers and mushrooms.

Sounds comfy lid, wish I had some weed.

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Big Lenny wants to die mate

>>'You're not as funny as you think you are'
A girl said this to mean when I tried being a bit less recused at school

>biggest news in our city is that we're getting a new Home Bargains store

Feels northern man

Cheryl and Tulisa, my biggest crushes. Both had loads of surgery now.

This is ideal butter conditions.

hope it will be and you stay off the weed fren
:^(
i like how you spotted this even though i forgot to post my butter

God her boobs bouncing in Call My Name

Yes lad so so many loads shot to them tits in the yellow tank top

It's been a hot topic in my life recently. Just glad this country hasn't completely gone to the dogs

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>tfw too disabled to be conscripted

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want one of the trannys in here to suck me off while calling me the king of britfeel

well played laddo, very well played

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Pulled pork for dinner tonight lads

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>got a like on tinder
>find her
>fat
>3 kids
Every time.
Is this really my limit?

Morning lads. Just woke up.
Dunno what's for breakfast but I'm starving.

>been doing housework and chores most the day
>only had a nature valley bar and a bag of wotsits to keep me going
>stomach getting rumbly

What should I get for din dins lads.

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Just bought some black pudding lads waheyyyy

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piss fried in shite

I can't speak whilst doing that but it can be arranged

So which tranny is sucking me off then? line up i need to take my pick

I'll tell you what I didn't like and that's how the video for the song "teenage dirtbag" invalidates the whole thing by revealing it was actually a dream and the girl didn't actually like him

that's what made it realistic and relatable.

no girls like me so its just like real life.

it was an anthem for lonely teenage lads of course he doesnt get the gril

Didnt know that lad. Pretty funny tbqh, she really doesnt know what shes missing

I can't do it there's too many men in the video

>not being able to give a suck me off for 20 seconds and stopping to call me the king of britfeel

you are out, love.

Just won some more money, might order a takeaway.

In the film he did get the girl though so it's all good

>tfw literally a teenager when Teenage Dirtbag came out

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>hate being a NEET
>got interviews for M&S and Waitrose
>don't want to get the jobs
why am I like this

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>Youre not as pretty as you think you are
Could have ended her career there and then lad

Fuck chinks tbqh.

Sophie poster is just the biggest cutie isn't he

Me!

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>Fuck chinks
dont mind if I do WAHEY

No one relishes a job working in the supermarket lad, but it will close that employment gap until you find something more suited to the long term

No the girl I know is really nice. That's why I've taken voluntary celibacy until she is ready for a relationship. She's the one. I'm going to marry her.

He's a great guy and I hope a woman (female) becomes his gf soon

Apologies but was meant for you

>fuck chinks
Quite happily

I do, Chinatown brothels are the best in London

You'd think working in a more middle class shop would be better but the customers are snobbish and treat you like shit more than in Tesco or Asda.

Lad next time you put your mum's lipstick on at least shave.

got sore guts, lads :(

doesn't sound like a good dinner though does it

Very fuckable lips tbqhwya

*rubs your tummy and pats your head*
You'll be alri lid

Well it sounds like the dinner of a creative that likes to take risks and doesn't care what people think.

>tfw 12 cans of carlsberg reduced to clear for 7.50
beers tonight lads

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wait is the vocaroo grill the lad that had the huge dsls that got like a million thirst posts?
lol
>tfw no succ and cuddle gf
:(

wehey its titlod

I must say titiboy that is a good racck
will you be drinking them all tonight?

She will never be ready. She is just slow play ending it with you.
Paying for sex. never.
Fucking smash their heads in more like.

Fucking hell lads I've got terrifible acne on my back. I've got an event coming up where I'll have to take my top off put I'm proper hideous. How do I get rid?

phwor nuttin
like
a niyce pair
of fukin hangs

>vocaroo grill (the lad)
fixed

So she'll never have another relationship? I don't think so. Besides I've asked her if that's what she was doing and she said no, I explained I have autism and can't take hints so she needs to be explicit.

I personally think its nice to see some of the lads united in their love of Chinese culture

Thanks but i'll probably get KFC instead.

It's because your skin is drying out.
Stop having such harsh showers. Either the water pressure or temperature needs to come down.

no she is my real gf :(

>I explained I have autism
Think you might have killed that relationship before it started laddie

nah, i'll drink half of them tonight and then half tomorrow. I don't like to get absolutely smashed.

>culture
All I'm interested in is the women and the food.

wouldn't want things to go tits up I guess haah xD

Good brexit beer that, keep up the good work lid

The most important parts of any culture

>house about 10 doors away got dawn raided by police this morning
>apparently was a big weed farm there
>im so shut in i only found out from local police facebook page just now

such is life as a neet

Cheers lad. This is why I come to this thread, helpful anons like you

Honestly lad you have shot yourself in the foot. These chinese don't understand mental health or developmental disorders. They will just hear retard.

Hope that doesnt effect your weed supplies man

>weed
the niggest drug