Confess Thread

Remember I said I was a kissles virgin? At the time I wanted to lose my virginity with someone cute and was all about looks so I didn't act on fucking her
I'll continue it
>restrain from fucking her but keeps messing around and showing my dick often to her
>goes to the kitchen when mom was watching movies and tard bro was on his drugs and smacked her booty
>she then gives me the look ;)
>I say "I'll show it, I'll show it" and point to my croch
>then she suddenly takes a peek in it and pulls my pants down
Didn'tusedtohaveunderwear.feelsgood
>pp hard, pants down and about to get raped
>her noise and lifted up my shorts /:
moar brodroids?

Hold up, your mom fucked you, is that what happened?

My dog died so i cut his paw off in an attempt to preserve it using directions for a rabbits paw.

K, I think that's the final one
>we kept having almost fuck times and I saw her tiddies a lot
>didn't mess with pussy cuz at the time I thought it was weird looking and pussies looked like an open wound
>had a vacation planned with mom, her bf tardbro and naughty Nanny
>went to the beach in another city
>got to almost desert beach since it was in the countryside
>me and she already knew what was going to happen
>got myself covered till the neck in water
>she did it as well but later on so it wasn't suspicious
>family decided to check whatever in the car (drinks where missing I guess since I remember having seen the hotdog box in the sand)
>we and the maid where about 4 meters apart
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>we where fucking alone guys
>I rubbed my dick inside my shorts (I was fat, didn't use anything other than shorts on the beach) on her bikini and then she put her hand inside them and reached for my cock
Feelsgood.jpg
>she gave me a hand job while I squeezed her but (skin on skin this time)
by this time they had already got back from the car so I couldn't be humping her from the back anymore
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>I then submerged into the water keeping my breath (you'll stay at the bottom of the pool if you exhale all air from your lungs and hold it) and kept going up and down fingering and messing with her
>Tfw it didn't seem like anything besides child play

>be me
>be 12
>start dating 8/10 chick
>8 months go by
>we break up
>never kissed her
>all my friends think i did
>i get depression from this

mfw its been 3 years and i still cry from it
mfw i still haven't dated another girl

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My maid bro
>she started to do the "hold breath play" as well
>she touched me in a lot of ways that day
>I precame like a icecream machine
In the end of the trip nothing interesting happened and from that point on I came back hard as rock in the backseat with her but tard bro was in the middle of us so nothing happened. She had to move with her family later on to another state so she stopped working with us about 1 month later, I still regret not fucking her

Fuck bro... Hit the gym, I've went from chubby to chaddy in about 8 months. And if you're already fit just farm some chicks there, it helps

Looking back at that she was definitely a pedo but contributed to my childhood dream (kinda of) fucking (not really) a milf (mom I'd like to fuck even tho she wasn't all that pretty)
She had a adolescent body from the neck down but she looked like a Granny on her face

>be me
>be 14
>be the kid who can get you shit
>suicidal fag asks me for razors blades since his parents dont trust him any more,
>give
>he trys to kill himself by slitting his wrists in a school bathroom
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>no one knows I gave it to him
>live with the guilt to this day

Damn... extra points for being fucked up and looking real... Next time give him rusty ones. He'll get an infection and will probably be hospitalized by that. Less chances of he offing himself I guess...

I eat my boogers.
I'm 22.

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That's nothing, I rub my cum into my face and Jack of while sniffing my little sisters panties.

yikes! That is unhealthy and you should probably stop doing that. Also it is gay which will send you straight to hell.

I have some other fucked up stories, pick a theme, the most fucked one you can think of and I'll talk bout it

I believe he died, no one was disclosed the information though.

st0p impersonating me, I wish it was true tho

Necrophilia
poop poop poop fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit

rape
orignananlgds

Rape or incest. Best themes bro.

How old of a sister are we talking? This is normal if she's over 16.

Fuck... That's pretty sad actually, did ou think he'd actually off himself? Or you thought he was just another attention seeker?

Too fucked up for me, really. You have any to share? Close calls on porn stories are also welcome
I do have some others of rape, but you mean the legal definition of rape? (Age of consent stuff included and stuff?Ikr? I've got a gf who's into wincest actually. I've got her into it and I'm willing to talk bout it

Well he seemed desperate, he did it in a school bathroom, so im guessing he was watched at home, probably because of previous issues.So I dont think he was a attention whore, I didnt know him well tho.

Poor guy /:
Do you have any other stories to share? Hopefully less sad ones? I like hearing stories

What theme? I got kicked out once if you wanna hear that.

Sure I do, tell the kick out storie and I'll tell my ufc school fight I had once after that XD

used to sleepover at my cousins when we were in high school. i was 14, she13 and she has cute c cups. originally i was supposed to sleep in her brothers room but her brother claimed it was haunted (fucker was 11) so he slept in her room. i was spooked so i followed. at the time i had been browsing /b/ as a newfag and had been struck by feet threads. so when my female cousin fell asleep, me sleeping on the floor lifted her blanket and shoved my nose between her toes. i came in my shorts. luckily it was dry by morning. i did this every weekend for about 3 months. yes, i also grabbed her tits and ass, but after a while i grew bored of that. i always came back to her feet. im sure she knew, she stopped talking to me after the first month. but so long as i stopped touching her chest she tolerated it. i didnt touch her brother though, i slowly slid him away from me and placed a pillow to block his closed eyes. even to this day my feet folder is my biggest and grows daily. i have seen every foot fetish video on the internet by now

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You were getting a pity handjob and you submerged yourself entirely under the water?

Are you sure you weren't the retarded brother?

16 is too old for incest, siblings can't be attracted at each other after a certain age because they're raised together. I've read studies that where done with kids from communities who where raised together and ones who weren't. After 6yo of living together the interest gets close to 0.

>be me
>7th grade
>friends with highschoolers, have acess to drugs, weapons, etc.
>start selling cigs to friends, usually at super inflated prices.
>get caught
>parents search my room,
>find weed and adderal, addition to the cigs I was in serious trouble
>told to pack a bag and take anything important,
>take skateboard and knap sack,
>go to skatepark and sleep on a bench
>wake up to a cop asking who I was, where my parents are, etc,
>he took me home because its illegal to kick your child out if they are underage where i live
>room is torn apart,
>have to sleep on couch

Damn... That's epic and fucked up lol
Bonus points for you!
Do you two still talk?
And you should take notes man, you gotta act quickly!

studies dont take robots into consideration. remember where you are, this board is not normalfag zone. these people have been molested and thus had their sexuality skewed

Holy fuck bro. Parents kicking out their children is just lame isn't it? My mom used to do it too, it's legal to do it to me since I'm an adult already but since I didn't graduate yet I'm holding myself here lol! I'll just get out with a restraining order but she doesn't bother to go get one so it's all good

nah. my dad said her dad was talking trash about him. so i was banned from visiting them ever again. "he disrespected me!" fucking egomaniac made fun of him too. cant handle the banter. naturally i was devastated. i missed her foot odor. my email got hacked somehow, keylogger i guess? and just like that we never kept in touch since. i forget her email and i never made a facebook because i dont have anyone to add. im not going to make one just to contact her... thatd make me look bad. i got over it. we are in our 20s now

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>be me
>got the munchies
>eat a tampon because im retarded
>mum walks in on me eating tampon
>she takes it from me and yells at me
>retard rage activate.png
>beat my mom up
>she starts being nice again
>i realize all i needed was violence all these years
>she takes care of me until she dies
>start living with prostitute sister
>one day i catch her fucking a dude
>i take my bare hand and choke the guy
>he passes out and comes back within a minute
>break his neck with a chair as he is trying to get up
>sister call the police
>she tells them i have ass burgers
>i tell them she is a prostitute and prove it
>she gets arrested and goes to jail
>when she comes out she ODs on heroin
>mfw i wanted to be the one to kill my sister

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Aren't you talking about a real life situation? We're not fantasizing, we're gathering information based on studies and experience to have the best wincest relationship. And sorry but when I mentioned my gf I wasn't talking about pretending and limiting to "brosys" fantasies

That story fucking sucks and you should feel bad for posting it.

I've spent around $1400 total on fleshlights and a few accessories

Am I irredeemable father?

Dude getting back in touch is as simple as "do you remember that we used to play together as kids?^-^" add her o whatsapp, it's almost as popular as Facebook

Better than fucking up your kiddies, you're above average for Jow Forums's daddy standards

>be me
>suspicious of my child
>catch him selling cigarettes
>search his room
>find weed and adderal
>make him sleep outside
>destroy his room
>he comes back and has to sleep on the couch

Uhhh, nicd story I guess?... You've only forgotten to make sense, besides that it was pretty epic
Victory Royale!

>be normalfag
>browse r9k
>read this thread
>make this post
>mfw

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Fuck, I only understood now that "father" was part of the question. No you aren't my child, the old tales are clear "a fake tight lil pussy is better than being sentenced in life on prison for sex offend crimes"

>be me
>4th grade
>in the middle of class
>think im gonna shit myself
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>says no.mp3
>a few minutes go by and i tell her its an emergency
>she lets me go
>im happy as can be since i think the nether real is about to come out of me
>reach bathroom
>taking off my pants as i get in a stall
>shit comes out
>shit hits the ground
>shit splats and gets all over my shorts and shirt
>cleaning my asshole.jpg
>for some reason i dont think having shit splattered on my shirt and pants is weird
>go back to class
>teacher opens the door and notices that i smell like poop
>teacher seas poops stains on my clothes
>she freaks out and calls for my mom to pick me up
>since i never stepped foot into the class none of my class mates noticed that it looked like i bathed in shit
>come back the next day
>kids ask me what happened
>i tell them some random stuff
>mfw no one has ever heard about this except for my mom and teacher

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LMFAOOOO9OOO HOLY FUCK DUDE Kek bro, that remembers me the story of my friend who shat himself 3 times on the same day
>be my friend
>be 5 and dumb
>have a bitchy math teacher
>also have intestine problems
>shats himself on purpose just to piss off the teacher
badsmell.exe
>students start noticing and complaints
>since is kindergarten the teacher herself has to take care of this incident
>goes back to class as if nothing had ever happened
Fast forward 20 minutes
Doubleshit.exe
>"what tha fuck? Did someone shit himself again on the class?"
>-"it's user again teacher"
>mfw she had to clean up his shit again for the 2nd time
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>Everything's ok and user didn't shit himself again
Backtoclassbell.mp3
>guess who's class is next? That's it, math class
>Then as everyone sits in thir chairs user's best friend raises it's hand
>"what is it darling? Do you have a question "
>"no teacher, user shat himself again"
Mfw she didn't clean user
Mfw the classroom smelled like shit
Mfw she called her mom to pick him up earlier
Mfw she said "I'm not cleaning this motherfucker again"

Reminds me of something that happened to me, details are fuzzy though
>me in probably third grade or so
>lunchtime I think
>just an average day
>suddenly have to sneeze
>sneeze a huge bloody snot ball the size of my fucking fist onto my sweater
>a few kids nearby notice and scream "ewww"
>this alerts everyone else and everyone sees
>lunchtime supervisor escorts me to clean it up
>have lift up the bottom brim of my sweater and cradle the fucking thing so it doesn't fall on the ground
>clean it off in the bathroom and take the sweater off
>wearing a t-shirt underneath so not shirtless
>forgot about it until today

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I am increasingly sure that I am some kind of psychopath or have some mental illness beyond the understanding of modern medicine. I do not feel a normal range of emotions, I rarely feel joyful, but I never feel depressed for more than an hour or so, certainly never multiple times in consecutive days. It is as though every day is just a grey middle ground of hollow contact. I cannot empathize, I cannot cry, I do not understand what love is. The closest thing I could conceive of love is my deep respect for my parents. I would say what I most often feel is disdain or anger, but I am never sure what it is directed at. I've had girlfriends in the past, but I never felt the urge to have sex, I'd just eat them out or finger bang them - Of course this made me think what if I'm gay? But then that kind of porn doesn't even get me hard whereas straight porn always will, trying to initiate physical contact with a man didn't do anything for me either. It is more that I masturbate out of boredom then desire, I have never felt sexual urges and have never had a hapless boner in public. I don't despise women or men. I have a good job that pays me well, I graduated from a well respected school, and even have some friends who share my world view whom I can commiserate with. But where they pine over girls, or fret about their jobs and the future, I simply feel nothing.

I saw a therapist once and explained my predicament, and he genuinely told me that I could not be helped through medicine or therapeutic treatment. I don't even understand what that means, is my mental state just destined to be nothing but listless angst? To me that just doesn't seem right. It feels like I'm already dead.

Go ahead and call me a fag or whatever, but I've confessed.

Sounds pretty edgy user, desu you might have literal brain damage or perhaps your brain didn't develop the proper way to secrete or process seretonin or dopamine or something. It's possible there's something literally missing in your head that's supposed to make you feel happy.

Thank you, I suppose I had never though of that. It is certainly edgy but please don't think I'm in my room alone listening to Linkin Park while cutting across the vein, I have been this way for as long as I can remember. Even my parents have told me that ever since I was five or six it felt like they were living with a ghost. But,
>It's possible there's something literally missing in your head that's supposed to make you feel happy.
basically confirms my belief that I may as well be dead. I am going to schedule an appointment tomorrow and see if I can't figure out if I have brain damage or some neural malady, even if nothing can be done at least I would know.

I guess if I am physically unable to feel happiness and joy, if elation and contentment are permanently beyond my grasp, I may as well spend my life trying to help others achieve that which I cannot. That or I may as well end it all.

When I was in first grade some kid said he didn't like seaworld, so I stabbed him in the leg with a pencil. At least that's what they tell me, I don't actually remember it.
Sometimes I think it's best that I'm alone because if I was with someone I'd have to tell them shit like this.