Pizza or girl?

You can choose pizza or girl but you can never choose neither.

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fatty
youll regret it associating food with reward will always have negative consequences
obesity is more dangerous than an oxy addiction and it does less harm (think about it)

nigger im literally underweight

>You can choose pizza or girl but you can never choose neither.
okay i choose girl because I dont want to get fat

everyone has abs most are just too gluttonous to have them

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yes you can be medically underweight by american standards but are you one shredded mofo with abs and striations? girls love a guy with sunken cheeks. THere are plenty of skinny fat underweight people with huge pot bellies and fat ugly faces that make women file restraining orders

I appreciate the advice, I always make sure to eat unhealthy foods in moderation though, a healthy life is a happy life, but that doesn't mean I can'y treat myself :^).

wtf are you on about i just want pizza

Me too :^). Make sure you eat it in moderation though!

have fun being fat for the rest of your life LOL

I don't appreciate that kind of rude behavior in my thread. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to report you.

That's too vague. Does it mean only pizza for the rest of my life without the option to eat anything else? Is the woman of top quality or mediocre at best in terms of personality? Is it something casual no-strings-attached deal with the woman, or is it a long-term deal? What kind of personality traits does she have? What kind of pizza or can I choose on day-to-day base? Does the pizza or girl cost me any money? If so, how much?

If both pizza and girl are top-tier, I pick girl. I have fairly high standards so if the girl is significantly less than top-tier and the pizza is both free of charge and available whenever I want but with complete freedom to eat other stuff, I'd go with pizza.
If the girl is not-top-tier and the pizza is mandatory, costly or shit-tier as well, I pick neither.

Obviously saging this nonsense. Not that it matters as people seem eager to bump it.

Both look awful I choose neither

The correct response

YOU CANNOT PICK NEITHER THAT IS A CRIME YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE OR DAETH WILL COME TO YOU

FUKC YOU

>I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to report you.
are you serious reporting people for this? lol go back to r3ddit.

everyone stop eating

Girl
I can make damn good pizza, but my sexdoll construction skills need work.

I don't know who this Daeth person is, but he's free to take my options instead. Maybe he's into shit-tier pizza or sub-ideal women. I won't have to be stuck with either undesired things, and he will get that option which he might enjoy, it's a win-win scenario.

pseudointellectuals seem to find a way to shit up every thread.

>he doesn't know
>he's actually just a pseudointellectuals

Yes, I am serious. You can cause serious emotional trauma with your abuse words, and I won't tolerate it in my friendly thread. I just wanted to know whether your would pick pizza, or girl, I didn't ask for this kind of abuse, so stop it.

>implying
I'm not intelligent by far, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm below average. I don't claim otherwise either.
And assuming, is OP, instead of actually adding some more parameters that are important to make a decision beyond spouting some Reddit or /s4s/ tier, forced maymay nonsense, he adds nothing of value to the conversation, nor does he at all seem interested in an actual conversation or discussion.
This thread is much better suited at one of 2 aforementioned places; even /trash/ wouldn't want this thrash thread.

This thread was shit to begin with, it's nigh-impossible to shit this thread up without going for some race or other type of bait spam. Even "LOLOLXDXD omg :3 #solulrandom" type of bullshit wouldn't lower this thread's quality.

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That post is NOT me, I would never use such foul language. I was raised RIGHT.

who's me? you should just become a tripfag you retard

Why do you keep using such foul language? It's honestly offending me so much. Didn't your parents ever teach you any manners?

who wouldn't choose pizza over girl?

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anyone who chooses women over pizza is a desperate faggot