>finally ready to settle down and have kids
>tfw can't find a robot bf
Where have all the good men gone?
Fembot thread
Josiah Ramirez
John Sanchez
>robot bf
>good man
Pick one.
David Reed
I'll marry you, where are you located?
Adam Cooper
Finally? How old are you, 30?
Parker Edwards
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
HIT IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
Henry Murphy
>fembot he-
*BLAM*
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
*khchink*
Logan Bennett
I hate you :D
Chase Gutierrez
please state:
- your chromosomes
- cock mileage
- your "settle down" definition
Luis Wright
did u ride the cockcarussel enough? How was the ride?
Josiah Foster
talking to another fembot
Kevin Bailey
>finally ready
Why can't girls just be ready at the start?
Alexander Jackson
because they have to try bbc and all kind if dicks
Nathaniel Smith
I promise that as the most committed man you've met so far, I will cling to you as hard as you cling to me. Consider this my vow.
Xavier Perry
she's 37, clock is ticking, it's been 10+ years she's hit the wall, gained some 80 lbs in the meantime and after some dozens of Chads dicks she's now ready for a robot puny dick
Sure, m'lady, my Fedora is tipping like there's no tomorrow.
Luke Rogers
the types of guys that are willing to settle with you now are not the type that you're attracted to.
Nolan Morris
>Where have all the good men gone?
You just avoided them like plague while in your prime years.
Nicholas Myers
>good men
thats a laugh. he asked me to marry him and a month later drunk asked me to have sex with other men so he could watch, the sicko. At least I hadn't bought the dress yet.
Dylan Hughes
Sounds like a great time. Wtf is wrong with you?
Nathan Cook
for you sick men but not for me. why would I let him watch
Jace King
>be extremely monogamous
>literally do not find anyone else attractive when I'm in a relationship
>be a good gf: cook well, clean, work full-time, be supportive in any bf's endeavors
>every last one cheats on me
>"you're such a drag, you don't ever go outside and can't make friends so i couldn't respect you"
Adam Diaz
What the fuck. This better be bait
Michael Martinez
>tfw no friendless shut-in gf
What really matters is that you commot yourself exclsuviely to whoever you love because you're a good person. That trait shoupd be admired and appreciated, not thrown away and forgotten by pieces of shit who take you for granged. My Discord is cheesyfingers#9668 if you want to talk.
Justin Ortiz
Be my gf? I'm probably not your ideal man, but I wont cheat at least
Connor Jones
not. totally shocked and thought he was joking at first but the fool really thought I wanted something and he was doing me a favor. Thats what really made me angry and hurt, his assumption I was just waiting for his ok.
Carter Green
Unironically the best scene out of all the shrek films