Tfw no pervert animal fucker gf

Would love to fuck a horse or a dolphin desu. A dog or donkey not so much.

Ngl, I do get off to animal porn, but I honestly think it'd be disgusting to actually do it. Thinking of having a dirty animal dick and their semen inside me simply grosses me out, and yet I can't stop watching it.

Nothing beats Rex Thunderknot.

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Animals can easily communicate nonverbally. You know when they're hungry, when they need to go out or come in, when they're upset, when they want to play.

So just the same, if they don't want sex, they will physically let you know. If they're interested, they will let you know.

>Zoophilia exists since the dawn of man
>Zoophilia will continue to exist until the fall of man
>Born in a time when it's illegal and prosecuted

Life isn't fair...

>Thinking of having a dirty animal dick and their semen inside me simply grosses me out

The degradation aspect is probably part of the turnon

Not that user but it's definitely a part of it for me. Boars especially. They're stereotypical "fat disgusting farm animals" but they can fill up their sow to the brim with cum. I want to be bred and inseminated~
I'd settle for being knotted like a bitch though.

They cum so much as to wash out the semen of a previous male and then they make a gel plug. Their semen gets thicker and thicker until it seals the hole shut... but it melt with body heat, so you'll make it about 50 steps before there's a trickle... and then 250mL of boar cum rushes out all at once.

>Go to the house of some friend of a friend
>They have a large dog
>we take him to go run and play for a while
>He goes back home panting, drinks a lot of water
>Not even 10 mins later we see him fucking some bitch outside
>He comes in to eat, afterwards start playing with the guys daughter
>Looks like he is trying to mount the teenage girl
>The mom just call him and gives him a toy to play outside
He had so much stamina and looked like he still wanted to fuck the girl, of course I can never compete with that

Im a chad who got 2 gfs into this fetish.

Women would rather fuck an animal than me.

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You're doing the lord's work, Chad. I can only hope he can get his paw up high enough to high five you while you're double teaming her.

You type like a tranny. Are you a tranny or fag? No offense, just wondering

I'm trans and I started having thoughts of being fucked by horses and dogs after being on hormone therapy.

What did you do? I got my gf into a few fetishes already (being peed on, FFM threesomes, etc) and this is next on the list.

holy shit i creamed

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That's normal, lowering testosterone does that

I have two X chromosomes.

I assure you I am a real XX girl.

I don't meet many other girls on beast forums

It's a lonely life ;-;

>tfw no perv gf to draw as MC of her own bestiality doujins

Want to hear an especially weird fetishistic plot? A woman being shrunk and raped repeatedly by smaller animals like rabbits or rats. I can only find stuff like that with insects (which are great and all, but I want something new)

>tfw last girlfriend cheated on me multiple times with a fucking CAMEL SPIDER she had as a pet

It was fucking bullshit. Found hundreds of videos on her phone and computer of

>Her making the spider bite her nipples
>Her restraining the spider so it moved its legs in a panic and rubbed her pussy
>her letting the spider crawl on her thighs as she masturbated
>her letting the spider bite her roastbeef
>dressing in army patterned pajamas and roleplaying as a soldier getting raped in Iraq by a camel spider.

The thing that convinced me it wasn't just sexual was a video I found of her holding pictures of my small penis to the spider and having the spider bite the paper. they are actually called 'Solifugae' and she was screamed 'i want you to soli-fuckme, not that little creep i am dating'. fuck beast women.

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Topkek
Best thing to come from this thread.

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>tfw last girlfriend cheated on me multiple times with a fucking CAMEL SPIDER she had as a

Fucking lol'd hard

>dressing in army patterned pajamas and roleplaying as a soldier getting raped in Iraq by a camel spider.

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I'm going to use this pic as the
>I wonder who is behind this post
for every future beast thread

Hot af if true.
Ah the good old bondage fairy books. Still rarely seen better.

Where's the bestiality part? I only see a nigger.

>Where's the bestiality part? I only see a nigger.

fuck off Jow Forums

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You should've put that thing in the microwave and left it there for her to find.

>Found hundreds of videos on her phone and computer
>not posting them

Cute story

>Bondage fairies
Now I want to see this slut recreating some of that

>frogs, rats and motherfucking PRAYING MANTIS of necessary size
I would still fap to it, but damn we are in trouble.

Not with that attitude. Besides robots can help

Did they actually have bestiality in colosseums like the picture suggests in ancient times? Thatd be pretty hot.

>she let it bite her
Fake and gay camel spiders are highly venomous

Implying it's the animal's fault in any way. Implying he should commit animal abuse just to get back at a crazy wench.

>no leashed gf to spitroast with your dog and degrade
Somehow, life simply isn't all it could be.

>camel spiders are highly venomous

lolno they aren't

their cheliceare are very big though and capable of inflicting noticeable wounds

what's the best bestiality pairing 8n your opinion?

IMO nothing beats girl x boar, the huge amount of cum couples with the absolute degradation of being a fucktoy of a literal pig is 10/10 GOTY

Agreed pig is the best halfway realistic one

For plain fantasy, I like her to be with more dangerous animals, like big monkeys or tigers or such, something that can kill her in a heartbeat. Somehow the idea of her being so horny that she'll seriously risk her life for dick is sweet.
For a real life thing, I would rather a k9slut gf with a small dog. Would be the least mess and costs. And so many girls have those sort of dogs that I can indulge the idea she is into that often.

For me its easily horse, big stallion. best doujinshis too

I heard there is a relation between beastiality and childhood sexual abuse.

I hope to acquire an abused gf to mutually masturbate to dog porn

>hope to acquire an abused gf to mutually masturbate to dog porn

>Not thratfucking her making her gag while your dogbro knots her asshole

faggot

>The most explicit recorded incidents of public sex involving humans and animals activity are associated with the murderous sadism, torture and rape of the Roman games and circus, in which it is estimated that several hundreds of thousands died. Masters reports: "Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus." Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as Pasiphae and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death. On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.[8] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons.

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>One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons

ahhjh

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Do not diss him, I would take finding one that shlicks to over a vanilla gf any day. At least there is potential.

>if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape
>in which it is estimated that several hundreds of thousands died
oh my

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Mine would be futa fucking a pig, preferably male in the ass