/britfeel/

SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID
READY TO BURST
ONE LOAD OF MY LYMPH
WILL QUENCH AMIR'S THIRST

AY UP PATTERSBY PULL ANOTHER LARGER FOR MR BIG COCK

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Nah mate I'm going Bristol meet up

>sister coming to lads hang out 2moro night
damn it

Neanderthal to human being
Evolution, kill the gene
Biology is superficial
Intelligence is artificial
Submit

Andrew obviously.

well, its more skyrim for me, pickpocketing and general theivery, back in a few hours lads

tell us your haul when you get back, what province are you hitting

So is hello Neighbour worth sticking with?

Stop bringing him up I just want someone to say they love me god damnit

bad weather bitch
tune in to BBC One Midlands Today at 10.30PM

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I bought it day one and have had no update since so considering the developers haven't stuck with it probably not

Alison? Are you talking about Andy? What happened between you two?

Fair play he's a good lad

>there are lads in this thread who gave the skeleton key back

OW YOO DURTY ORRIBLE PEEDOHFILE

What is /our girl/ up to now lad? She may be dancing like a ho, but at least she's sensibly dressed for late November.

"Empty my tanks," I'd begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

working my way from winterhold back to the thieves guild

its also worth noting that its the 30th of november and a fucking fly just flew into my room, the fuck?

Fancy getting drunk again tonight. Will have to wait for mum to go to bed before going to the shop

Oi you orrible lot. Come play Post Scriptum.

Moved to 10.30PM. Had Mary Rhodes at 6.30PM for past few days. Missed /our girl/ yesterday because Pallet came on with the football so I turned it off

I think you're Salt and pls stop

That's the one by the mages guild right? Are you using fast travel?

Don't think I can watch BBC Midlands up here, but let me know if she does anything interesting

Me? I don't use any fats travel when playing games

>juicy /britfeel/ drama and you won't share

I'm hard and deep inside her fucking her on the bathroom sink her tight little black dress still on her thong on the floor my pants at my knees our eyes locked, our hearts and souls and bodies locked.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Cum inside me.
Blinding breathless shaking overwhelming exploding white God I cum inside her my cock throbbing we're both moaning eyes hearts souls bodies one.
One.
White.
God.
Cum.
Cum.
Cum.
I close my eyes let out my breath.
Cum.

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Not me lass, I keep out of thread drama

Shippy you been drinking lad?

not sure about the mages guild tbqh, thieves guild is in riften, no fast travel for me, i sometimes use the horse and cart taxi things but wont be going that this evening

you think anyone out there has killed more people than harold shipman and not been caught?

He drops the bra to the floor, looks up, into her eyes, it's too much. He kisses her chin, her mouth, and their tongues touch, oh, too much, he slips his lips free with a soft suck. Moves up to kiss her strong nose, on one side, then the other, it's hard and soft at once. He moves back down, till he is level with her breasts.
'They're small,' she says, surprisingly shy, apologetic.
'They're perfect,' he says.
He kisses them. Teases a nipple with his lips. It's so soft; and then, suddenly, hard.
Wow.
He sucks on the hard nipple.
He has never done this before, and yet; no, wait, of course, it is totally familiar.
The first thing he ever did.
He feels the huge change in meaning, in status; it is as though he had grown up in a single suck. Everything transformed. And yet nothing has changed at all; he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and it's eighteen years later, and he sucks at a nipple as he lies on a bed, and his childhood falls away from him like a burned-out booster stage from a rocket. Its fuel used up. He is now in orbit around a different planet.

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right im gonna have a massive clean out of my room over tonight and tomorrow, id post pics but there might be doxxable info on them so i wont bother, wish me luck lads

Alright lad just don't kill anyone.

Yes, but not in the UK.

>not been caught?
maybe in some hellhole where there's no police and no one asks questions. In the first world no

Stop this style of posting immediately.

The EARONS killer has killed a lot we don't know about I imagine but he's been caught now. Mad to think about.

Good lad. I'm in the process of doing the same thing. It feels great to have a clean and tidy room.

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rare book first edition
bad book bitch

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I'm certain in the west/north of canada there have been and probably still are serial killers getting away with it.

My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeable will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.

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Proper thirsty lads but can hear dad talking to himself downstairs so can't make a move for some water atm

is this titlads mortal enemy?

>My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeabIe will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.

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Get a proper stuffy everytime she's on pawn stars

I'd go back to working at Tesco if it meant I'd get a nice wife.

Is the meme now using fedora pictures in completely random context?

Brittish people are a perfect example of what happens when the culture of a country focuses to hard on social etiquette and norms

he's not a fag or a trap so he's probably alright.

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>that's why I'm in it and I can't get out

Good point here's a good one for next time

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If you could only get blowjobs from heffers behind ONE spoons for the rest of your life then which spoons would you choose and why?

Could honestly suck back a papa johns pizza right now lads

Lads, what does this mean?

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pure just want to fuck my mum

Doesn't seem to have an Instagram and her Twitter is just posts about books like wtf?
I'll get some screenshots from Pawn Stars episodes for more /bad book bitch/

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based best korea keeping all their advancements on the sly so the dirty western jew cant publish maps of them

Evening lads, what are you listening to lads?
Lil Wayne and Charlie Puth - Instagram Models

I'm listening to britfeel radio

The Kirky Puffer in Kirkintilloch, near Glasgow. There's a perfect bit to get a bj from a girl you don't want your mates to see you with

>sat here staring at the chinese girl's photo
>feel like shit
>thinking about ending it all
>she might change her mind after christmas though

New Earl Sweatshirt tape

Pakis chatting shit at the smoking area

>thinking about ending it all
not before the meet up lad

youtube.com/watch?v=vCWTu0sdWaE

watching this comfy video and wondering if the youtuber is a boy or girl.

do you reckon any of the female nonce hunters are fit? or are they all old chavvy rotters?

She shuffles her head closer to his cock, close enough to smell her own residue, and then takes it in her mouth, with the vague idea of cleaning it. Geoff mirrors this gesture by burying his head between her legs, and gradually she can feel his cock pumping up with blood, one pulse at a time, until it is long and hard and filling her wide-open mouth. They stay in this position for a long time, Anna sucking and slurping with the same lazy persistence you'd use on a gobstopper or a stick of rock. Eventually she loses her sense of the context altogether - of what she is doing or who she is with or where they are - and becomes an empty vessel for what feels like disembodied consciousness. She looks at the window and wonders how the glass feels encased within its wooden frame, what the shaggy clouds feel like being blown across the sky, what the walls felt like being splattered and smeared with wet paint.

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It's a boy. Girls have higher pitched voices.

Their dads found them attractive when they were kids, at least

>boy or girl.
gee I wonder

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He's almost weightless. When he enters me it hurts and my pain belongs to the subterranean world, primitive as the clay. His body is slacker than I expected, a small paunch begins at his waist and settles in a downward parabola to his groin. His pubic hair is red. His erect penis is a surprise although I had imagined what they would feel like, read about them, seen them represented on toilet walls and magazines. I didn't see it before he entered me, but afterwards it is small and sticky and amusing. I want to touch it but I don't dare. I don't know the etiquette. He is twenty or more years older than me. This is sex.

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GIVE 'EM HELL LAD
NO SURRENDER

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Bit depressed tbqh laddos

havent read any of these past the 2nd line but enjoying the pictures

why does he have such a squeaky voice? sounds weird

Me too. This winter wil be my last.

was gunna go get some sweets tomorrow since im a faggot

>why does he have such a squeaky voice?
using a thingy

He's just posting excerpts from a list of terrible sex scenes in "erotic fiction". They're all in some jezebel article, would go and spoil them but fuck jezebel I'm not giving them clicks.

He was aware that she was making a mewling sound as he put his lips to her tightened nipple and sucked. Her mouth was at his ear, her tongue travelling along its grooves, voice filling it. His mouth tugged at her, extended her, she snapped back, there was a taste of something on his tongue. In his mind he pictured her neck, her long neck, her swan's neck, her Alice in Wonderland neck coiling like a serpent, like a serpent, coiling down on him. She had found a way through his clothing and her fingers had lightly touched his cock, then slowly began to take a firmer hold. He wanted to cry like a baby. He felt helpless, as though his body had come undone and she was fastening it. He felt as though he was bleeding somewhere. Then he felt powerful, gigantic. He would have kicked a door down.

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It's very annoying and someone should report him for being shit

"david....what is a little stiffy?"

what do you mean 'what does it mean?'? it says right there on the pic
white people generally make good countries and non-whites generally make shitty countries, everyone already knows this

its what we call your dick lol

Oh god...Just remembered, the porn ID verification will start next month, help us...

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>porn ID verification will start next month
haha yeah course it will

Alaska right now. It's the end of the world.

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isnt it just an earthquake? whats the problem? wish we got earthquakes desu