Tfw I wanna start fingering myself but too lazy to move a finger and pull down my pants

>tfw I wanna start fingering myself but too lazy to move a finger and pull down my pants

I havent masturbated in years and the few times that I did I felt no arousal.

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So were you sexually abused or were your parents just super religious/anti-sexuality?

That's because you're not really a girl. You're a faggot with a fucked up brain and a mutilated penis.

I honestly can say I hate you...

no ive always had a low libido and was a bit of a prude back then so I didnt know or try out masturbation until I was in my mid teens. porn on the other hand is a diff story. if I just watch my favorite genre of porn then I can get wet pretty easily but i dont get that strong urge to touch myself
im a real girl born with a real life vagina
why do you hate me user

You don't belong here. Go to crystal cafe or something.

Hethur?

What's your favorite genre of porn?

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>crystal cafe
Eh r9k is more accessible and easy to use
dont know who that is sry
doctor-on-patient and father-daughter incest

unless you start feeling changes in your libido, there's no reason to convince yourself that you want to finger yourself. just make due with your clit if it's that hard for you to gather the effort

Do you fantasize about the abuse of power or do you just like to watch it?

I think I just have a fetish for middle aged guys

What about guys who look middle aged?

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as long as theyre decently attractive and have a head full of hair then ya I find them hot

>have a head full of hair
Nevermind then.

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those retards to say men aren't more horny than women just got btfo

Imagine going bald before 70, lmao.

it seemed all those cocks damaged your nerve endings roasty. Why should I care

I don't know why you can't just use a dildo to get yourself off, plus how can you be lazy to the point where you can't even finger yourself? I smell bullshit this has to be a larp

Maybe you should just stroke your cock instead.

>gave up on girls because none of them ever liked me
>became gay, found a guy who loves me
>he's the only good thing in my life right now besides my friends

>tfw ladies think they have it hard in any capacity

Unless you're a literal fucking deformed monster, you have no fucking idea what true loneliness and human suffering is.

You will literally never know what it's like not to be loved.

That's why men laugh at you when you say childbirth is so painful.

Imagine knowing nothing about pain, and crying after you are hugged too roughly. That's what childbirth is.

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I would fell disgusted to touch that smelly thing you have between your legs with my bare hands.

Use a xbox controller and empty a magazine in cod. Good luck

>started balding at 20
>shaved my head
>now 31
>pulling 19 to 21 year old pussy at work

Nothing like a young eager mouth wrapped around my cock but I still suffer from immense depression and existential dread sixty percent of the time.

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Let a slave do it for you.

That's good Women shouid never masturbate!

you dont love yourself enough

>You will never know what it's like to not be loved.
Too real user, too real.

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not real enough kek