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americans ruining everything yet again

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uh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

What the fuck

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THE GARDEN OF EDEN IS LOST AND ALL HOPE HAS LEFT WE ARE ALL DOOMED

GO AWAY

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DONT FUCKING BUMP THE THREAD YOU IDIOT

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semi-wasted get

IT WAS WASTED ON A FUCKING MEMETIC KILL AGENT

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Fuck me.

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good get actually t.b.h

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Ares

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HE SLEEPS!!! I FUCKING WIN

He sleeps?
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DONT WAKE HIM, FUCK THE PATH OF LIGHT AND FUCK YOU

I am the path

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I must sleep, for his mind is fragile from me speaking for so long, please do talk to me tomorrow

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Have a nutritious one

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May light shine upon us as they did for all fallen kingdoms and gods brother

Ti is Rib

but you didn't hear that from me

Do you speak Sumer

Ninti is also one of the eight goddesses of healing who was created by Ninhursag to heal Enki’s body. Her specific healing area was the rib (sumerian Ti means rib and to live).

Enki had eaten forbidden flowers and was then cursed by Ninhursaga, who was later persuaded by the other gods to heal him. Some scholars suggest that this served as the basis for the story of Eve created from Adam's rib in the Book of Genesis.

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Cap me in screenpost

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Adam is missing a rib cage because the lord gave it to Eve, are they related?

Quicker than I, quicker than I brother

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RH- often have an extra rib

supernumerary cervical vertebrae
supernumerary cervical rib

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What did he mean by this?

Another origin story involves the daughter of Ares, Harmonia descending to earth with Cadmus upon his killing of the Serpent.

This is not dissimiliar to Apollo's slaying of Python outside of the Oracle Temple

He walks the path of light, and so shall all now that he has been seen.

Looks like a nice painting.

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I also opened something

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This would have had potential if it had context

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What if Sandy Bushey looked so much like David parker Ray because she is him? My roommate has a subtle moot thing going on, that's probably not good.
>member mootikins

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Going in.

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I think I just used my forehead.

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How bout that?

So long suckers.

Sick of this stupid website.

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Wish this person would disappear

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wtf does this mean?

Give me a short sentence and I'll type it with my nose

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do i make sense here ?

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strawberry tree,
aple plant,
cacto flower tea,
triangle toilet,
dick-wings,
fart pink,
a.i. robot employed as help desk
a.i. robot employed as programmer
gold banana
jew with hitler hat
my name is rocastep

the sentence is:
>testicular manslaughter is groovy

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my face hurts

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