Hi hi its fortune time with your host osaka

Hi hi its fortune time with your host osaka
Jow Forums edition

Hi hope your doing well anou

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

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tell my fortune!

please fochune

one fortune and one hug por favor

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Give me my fortune cobba

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#fortune

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One fortune and a hug pls friend.

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fortune plz

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What's going on here and what do I get for posting?

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Hola
>your fortune says the barrier between socialation and isolation can only be broken through a mean of an identity that eveyone will recognize easily
Ok sure sorry I don't say much other then fortunes
>your fortune says belief in suspicions is what will make your fears come true and leave you all alone in the dark
*hugs* cute
>your fortune says attempts directed towards the better cause will not let your ideals die in vain
Ay cunt
>your fortune says the laceration inflicted upon yourself is a result from wanting more attention by directing hate towards yourself
Why she still has a head?
>your fortune says the desire to attain past glory in the name of those who succeed you before is one you wish to uphold until fate screws with you and leaves you with ones that strain far from good intentions
*hugs* hi norway anou
>your fortune says the cynic has one main goal in mind be right and shit on everything you love don't appeal to the cynic to gain a positive reaction and live on your terms

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Let's get some fortune going!
A-and a hug p-please

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can I have a hug. Don't give me a fortune

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Please give fortune please.

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A request a fortune.

Stinky wario
>your fortune says let not the stench of corruption plague the community for which you reside and repeal the menace to society
Have we met before? *hugs tightly*
Sure sure
>your fortune says cold winds and harsh rain say that those who cheat must be beat
Request granted
>your fortune says play the fool and get used as a tool

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yes we have met before

One Jow Forums plox

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I see. Time to get smart.
How are you? Are you doing fine?

Ah sorry I forgot to include both of you in
>your fortune says trial of fire detire positive feels extinguish them with absurdist thoughts
You get a fortune want one? I honstely suck at them desu

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Sata andagi!
How's my birthday fortune?

hello, yes, fortune please dear Osaka

Oh yeah good how you been?
Ok
>your fortune says danger can take any shape or form and will come by when you baited the wrong person
No not really but I'm trying to talk to people again that's turning out ok
Happy birthday how old are you?
>your fortune says another day of life is full of hope and despair, good and bad best thing to do is accept what's given at the moment and celebrate like there's no tommorow

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Sure, why not, sounds fun

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Hope talking with folks goes wonderfully for you.

I have been doing epic

Hehe sure thing
>your fortune says simplicity at its finest is both a curse and a gift granted to those that can't comprehend beyond a flip of a coin
Happy girl
>your fortune says save pity for those that feel hate towards the ones who did nothing wrong in the first place and feel not anger but somthing different for a change
It honestly not going so well I just keep to myself most of the time
great for you

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It takes time. I'm not very good at talking with folks at first but given time I get better. I'm sure things will change for you.

I mean I keep saying why I can't be like that I want to do good but I end up failing horribly I need to stop talking about this now

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That's a great fortune. Thank you, Osaka-user!

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This is actually solid. I bait people into making themselves look like fools quite often.

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A cynic knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing - Oskar Wilde
Thank you for the lovely hug and the informative fortune friend!

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Sorry if I made you feel weird. Didn't mean to do that. I believe in you.

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simplicity is a virtue

Thanks Spain anou *hugs*
That's somthing what do you feel from it?
Your welcome and nice quote I will look more into Oscar Wilde
I do need to be more positive thanks

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Makes my dick hard desu. People are gullible and short sighted. Exposing them helps me reflect on my own flaws and fix them. If you don't want to look stupid don't be stupid.

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Indeed it is my African friend.

He has some wierd and interesting quotes, well worth looking into them.
There used to be a bunch of them on the back of a cheerios box and i learned a lot about him from that.
Here's another one: I can resist anything but temptation.

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based and redpilled

The one thing you should know like I said is that eveyone is stupid one way or another and intelligence is only achieved by knowing your shortcomings and using them to your advantage as you showed towards the ones you fooled
That quote is very werid to fully achieve abstanice best thing to do is don't think it, don't talk about it or go near it

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Yeah, it's a weird one.
Anyways going to sleep now so goodnight friendly fortuneteller.

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Nini maybe ill try to force myself to talk more

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*hugs back*

Careful with that edge buddy, it wouldn't be nice if you accidentally cut someone

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That felt nice

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Night Jow Forums

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