Is the wild white roastie the most laughable creature known to man?

is the wild white roastie the most laughable creature known to man?

>In early 2017, with her 45th birthday looming and no sign of Mr. Right, she decided to start a family on her own. She excitedly unfroze the 11 eggs she had stored and selected a sperm donor.

>Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process. Three more failed to fertilize. That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal. The last one was implanted in her uterus. On the morning of March 7, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.

>Adams was not pregnant, and her chances of carrying her genetic child had just dropped to near zero. She remembers screaming like a wild animal, throwing books, papers, her laptop - and collapsing to the ground.

washingtonpost.com/news/national/wp/2018/01/27/feature/she-championed-the-idea-that-freezing-your-eggs-would-free-your-career-but-things-didnt-quite-work-out/

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>45th birthday
>chances of having a child dropped to near zero

What a shitty defective waste of a woman. I seeded a woman older than that to have a kid just fine.

I would say adopt but roasties are too heartless

>Why me? What did I do wrong?
Gee I wonder

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>Lee had another set of twins using eggs donated by her younger sister
wait what the fuck

A woman who rather kill herself than adopt a child in need of care just because muh genes meme.
Welp this run if civilization was a mediocre one lads. Let's just end it already

how is this any more cringey than 45 year old fat wizard neckbeards who end up alone trying to impregnate an artificial womb to simulate a family and wholesomeness?

Having kids that old should honestly be illegal. Those children have a much higher chance of having all sorts of defects and even when they dont have any overt physical problems they usually have tons of mental ones in my experience and generally are doomed to lives of suffering. For example Chris chans mom was 41 when she gave birth to him. In fact, when you investigate trainwrecks like him, you will notice one thing they almost always have in common is that their mothers were old when they gave birth to them. Eliot Rodgers mom wouldve been 31

>roasites

UHUAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHAUAH

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>muh genes meme.
I didn't think it was even possible to be this cucked.

could have done it 10 years before and she'd have a baby no problems

>She remembers screaming like a wild animal, throwing books, papers, her laptop - and collapsing to the ground.

fucking burn witch.

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shit my mom had me when she was about 43 and i am not completely retarded/deformed

This. My biological material is incredibly important and relevant to my daily life, and I'm totally not a larping race purity faggot who came here in 2016

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blow me

My girlfriend is already thirty(I'm 27) and it'll probably be at least another 5 years until I'm financially in a good place to have a kid.

Absolutely selfish, what a self deluded nutcase. Imagine her, pink rose in a stemmed wine glass in hand, as she struggles to explain to her then grown child that they were brought to fruition in a petri dish after being frozen in a bank for years.

At some level I feel bad for her. She fallen victim to modern lie.

This modern world never fails to utterly revolt me, embracing hedonism and then blaming everyone around you when it comes crashing down. To think that the western world has continued to degenerate into this increasingly disappointing state just over the last couple of decades is horrifying. At this point geopolitics and even national level politics are a farce when trying to stem the flow of filth, all a man can do is protect his home and slowly advance outwards.

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the less people born the better desu.

Wrong. The fewer non-white people born, the better.

she isn't a "victim" to modern life. She saw it enabled her degenerate ways and she embraced it of her own accord. If she was a decent person she would've never frozen her eggs.

but i want humans to go extinct so I can explore the ruins of civilization freely

Whites are the only ones that can achieve extinction. The other races would just live on like monkeys forever.

Its easy to achieve extinction as a bacterium.

>She remembers screaming like a wild animal, throwing books, papers, her laptop - and collapsing to the ground.

Ahahaha holy shit. And yet she will get so much sympathy for this, they will never learn their lesson, even after the life they chose backfires on them

Not him but basically the main purpose of all biological life is to reproduce and pass their genes on to the next generation. Coming so close to reproduction, fulfilling your prime drive, finding a mate... And just adopting a kid and destroying your billions-of-years old genetic lineage? That's like the Apollo mission getting to the moon, preparing to land, and just as Neil prepares to step out the whole thing explodes 10 feet above the surface. Adopting a child is LITERALLY like being the victim of a cuckoo bird. It is the original and final cuck.