Why would a government funded program where they hook you up with a girlfriend/boyfriend be a bad idea?

Why would a government funded program where they hook you up with a girlfriend/boyfriend be a bad idea?

MUH HUMAN RIGHTS? Women don't owe you anything?

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>government funded speeddating for autismos

What could possibly go wrong?

Because even the capitalist version of dating sites fail most people who aren't looking for hook ups. What makes you think the state can do any better? Why should they care?

There is, its called 100% mass population replacement, voila zero females will be denied chad

This is 100% unironically explicitly what women have voted for and what the future is

Because the only ones signing up would be ugly people, autismos and social rejects. You would have to make it mandatory and impossible to stop the relationship short of some time limit for women to just ditch you and chase chad.

for women to not just*
i suck at formulating sentences

But its a mandatory program that starts in middle school.

You have to be stupid to unironically ask this question

Countries are way way too big to do this.

A better idea would be a government funded gf replacement program that researches android and bioengineered loyal wifes.

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Forcing people into relationships never works. I could see a sexual taxation system, where the most promiscuous attractive people must have sex with the sexually poor, working pretty well. Not only would the socially impaired get something if they so wanted, it would discourage people from being promiscuous. Forget a bachelor tax. We need a promiscuity tax.

This, give me waifus and sex robots and I won't go on a shooting spree

>heres your government assigned girlfriend user!
>remember, no returns!

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I will spurn you friend

>work hard
>pay taxes
>no gf to make a family with
>only lazy women and chads reproduce
>civilization is lazy
>Russians and Chinese invade, Mexico invades
>Canada and America is conquered

All because you won't let us hard working people reproduce.

>incels
>hard working
Pick one. Incels are lazy entitled NEETs.

Plenty of incels like me are wageslaves. I have my own place and car, that still doesn't fix my lack of social skills.

American incels are hard workers because they are forced to work or be homeless. European incels are NEETs because they get welfare.

There are no European incels because of legal prostitution.

>legal prostitution
Yeah like that ever stopped anyone from doing it in america

The US government has really been cutting down on the neetbux for a long time now