Help me get laid boys. What should I say?

Help me get laid boys. What should I say?

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Glad my pickup line worked OP now its all you

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tell her that she's an ugly gook

Tell her you want to eat her pussy up like wonton soup.

What do I say now, master?

"Want a Pearl Harbor sweetie? I'll come inside while you don't look ;)"

>tfw whites can say whatever the ywant and still get azn coochie with ease

Its not fair

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"definiteIy are"

"You are really gross but none of the hotter girls responded to me."

Man i am laughing at this thread but i don't have any reaction images

>coochie
Jesus christ you niggers have to be genocided for degrading the English language so much

She legit look like my cousin holy shit

>Amanda

Ask if her last name is Wu.

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She looks like a Flip.

If you can cook and make good sandwiches, I would marry you in an instant

I said that and then said if she wants to meet up tonight. She unmatched rip

Given that you left her name and school uncensored, I bet someone here can find her on social media.

"Please shit in my mouth"

Chubby asians are patrician

You fucked up. Never say shit like that. You started of as funny and then went full beta. Should have said this . I gave you a good pick up line and you wasted it. You are a disapointment .

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I'm sorry, sensei. That was my only match so I have to wait until someone else matches with me.

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Abort! She is an uggo.

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beggars cant be choosers you nigger

Ask her to meet up and chat of the go and then get dressed

Ew insecurity is so unattractive. Unmatch.

Even if it was, that doesn't exactly narrow the list much.

Hey I went to UMBC some years ago.

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Ask if her pussy smells like oyster sauce