Trying to gain weight

You're an idiot, dirty bulking is retarded.

lmao my brother fuckin eats an entire large all by himself in one sitting, fucking how though,
that shit could last me all week.
at the rate im going it will take me years to put on weight.

i would destroy that in one weekend and have hunger pains 2 hours after finishing the last box of oreos.

fatass here,
that doesnt look very good to me honestly, I would not want to eat it at all, gross,
you gotta buy some steaks and pizzas, fucking tacos and grilled meat,
that shit will fatten you up and make you feel pretty good.

>hunger pains
Imagine being so fat that you actually believe this.

I could take those ketchup chips and the sour cream ones off your hands if you won't eat them.
Never tried the ketchup ones yet, but I always like weird chip flavors like that, so far pickle and salt & vinegar are my favorites.

Fat people get used to eating that way over time. You just need to incrementally increase your calorie intake.

mass gainer supplements are worse for you than junk food

Why doesn't OP just eat a balanced diet but make it as large as he thinks he needs to meet his goals? I don't get this junk food shit, if you can afford $60 on garbage then you can afford real food.

>to gain weight I must eat lots of calories
>I must make sure these calories are entirely comprised of sugar and grease

That's where you went wrong. Make some fucking sandwiches man. Hell I'm a picky eater and a pastrami, turkey, sharp cheddar and Monterey jack cheese sandwich on some French bread is delicious as fuck in my eyes. I could eat like 10.

There's no way I could eat a whole bag of chips or a whole package of oreos though. Make some decent food.

> half cup of whey protein
> 2 cups of oats
> scoop of peanut butter
> 2 spoons of oil
> quarter gallon of milk

mix it e voila

Get a prescription of Respiridol.

5 foot 7, 110lbs 21 year old male. I just cannot eat enough.

I tried this before

Eat king size paydays. 450 calories a 3.5 oz bar.
Once your body starts expect high calories, you'll get hungry all the time.

Eating used to make me feel like puking. Then before you know it I don't wanna stop. I gained 20 lbs in a couple weeks. Then got scared and stopped.

binging on junkfood like pizza or heavy cream just made me wanna stop eating for the rest of the day. I felt sick. I'm telling you pay day bars are the way to go. 2 at a time and I got 900 calories in only 7 oz of deliciousness.

Are you retarded OP? Junk food isn't the best way to gain weight, you will lack other important nutrients. Eat a healthy diet, but with added carbs and fats. Peanutbutter, meat, oats etc.

probably from the dairy both times i bet these fucking skeles in this thread don't drink milk and then they go to the snack cakes and ice creams and cheese covered shit and wonder why they get tummy aches cause their body isn't used to all the dairy
basically the only thing our body can eat a lot of without easing into it first is clean protein, fats, and bread.

just snack while doing other stuff like watching tv, or playing vidya.
mindless eating is the way to go
>also, start GOMAD

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only do this if you already are ok with dairy
like i said most people just become lactose intolerant because they stop eating dairy

The only thing you'll gain from that haul is diabetes and high cholesterol.

There's nothing more exciting than when this happens to yourself.

>eating makes you sick
>no appetite even when shaking from low blood sugar
>get used to the high calorie life
>next thing you know you're always hungry
>all day no matter what you're doing, all you can think about is much much you want something to eat
>I'm hungry right now
>I'm never not hungry
>all I wanna do is eat
>I'm so hungry

I'm trying to lose weight again. It was a fun experiment to gain 20 lbs. But I'm getting so turned on I think I'm going to try it again.

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Wouldnt that just make your tummy big? Isnt the whole idea of gaining weight as a skinny person to build your whole body? Trust me you dont wanna be skinny with a fat belly

weight is gained evenly through out the body

Shoulda spent the money on nuts
Lots and lots of nuts

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you can't just eat it all on one sitting man, you'll fucking die. eat it with meals and between them. snack on em, you know? slow and steady user, slow and steady.

here's how you do it OP, flawless:

>boil pasta
>mix in butter and shredded sharp cheddar
>always drink something sugary with it

you can pack on A LOT of fat very quickly with this method. cheesy buttery noodles is very fattening. cheesy bread also helps

alcohol + sugary drink helps a lot too

I think I might be becoming a skelly bot. I only eat out of necessity these days because nothing stimulates my appetite. What is it like to be skellymode?

Yeah I'd want to throw up if I ketchup chips were in the same room as me.

Hey, I'm bordering obease and even I can't eat 2 fucking pizzas in one sitting. Trick is to eat calorie dense foods, bro.

like you described

>Ketchup flavored potato chips
I am intrigued.

For my case it was my childhood. Parents didn't really care what I ate so being a kid I ate a lot of chocolates and sugary stuff. I didn't realise how awful this was for me until I was around 12 but by then it was too late. Now I'm a college student who weighs 230 lbs and doesn't eat more than 1meal a day

>always skinny
>get chubby at 11
>I hate this. This has never happened before
>lose it all and get skinny again by 13

I'd stick with things that won't make you fucking sick as you overeat them.
Less sweets more potatoes, pizza, and pasta

Yogurt, whey protein, and whole milk.

don't do it
the fat only goes on the stomach. you will still have 6 inch wrists and ribs showing, but with a beer belly

I would kill to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight. You skeletons are the luckiest people in the world.