"So user, is it true that you're one of those weird Incel guys?"

>being the only male at a party full of girls.

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i wouldnt, i stopped going to things like this for the very reason of people asking to many questions "hey brendan, i heard your dad died" "hey brendan, blah blah fuckin blah" i dont fucking care anymore. people on here dont do that shit. people say this place is a shithole and to get out while you can. but its better than that garbage

What if they dressed you up in girls clothes? (as a joke)

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NO
*looks them all in the eyes*
*points*
i choose not to have any of you
*walks away*
*farts*

You won't be for long. The police will be over soon to arrest you for rape!

Probably the scariest fucking thing imaginable.

Lol. That's just not true is it incel ?

"haha no, im just very career oriented and focusing on my dream first. I am not one of those misogynistic violent abhorrent weirdos haha."

based Lacey

Kill yourself, you non English speaking resistor.

Based Brendan

If this is the case you are already in the friendzone and it is time to move on.

How can I be an incel when I have an Asian gf? They wouldn't ask me this.

Trips of Truth
them smugs are really a turnoff. Just walk away and let them have their fun.

Yep...
*drops pants*
So which one of you ladies is gonna help me out?

OH NO!
I lost whatever inane party game we were playing!
G-g-guess I'm going to have to wear all night!
Ki
mo
chi!

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>>"So user, is it true that you're one of those weird Incel guys?"
>And you answer how??

"Yes -- I'm non-promiscuous, and it's been difficult for me to find a non-promiscuous girlfriend."

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This happened to me once. I told them its not true and I lost my virginity in high school. They believed me, and since then I have not had trouble with people asking that. People who attack you over this kind of thing suck and deserve to be destroyed.

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>Yea so what bruh? Want my D or somethin'?
(Would unironically look at them with look and clothes in pic related, except the haircut)

t. Jow Forums & /fa/ nigger somehow still Virgin at 23

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I am celibate because I am only attracted to perfect ten out of ten dimes and youre not even a six

>t. Jow Forums and /fa/ nigger
they probably think you are effeminite. stop dressing fashionably, women only date black guys because they perceive them as more masculine.

No I can get laid pretty often. Right now I only have one girl to call but I try to increase my numbers.

Wake up from this nightmare
Why would I be at a social gathering?

Welp i'm not asap rocky or tyler the creator /fa/ tier but i do dress way better than the average nigga in my hood with street urban/classy style mix due to living in the Parisian suburbs. Also i still keep my face a bit rough to not be too considered in that category, so idk what am i doing wrong

>one of the girls was secretly a virgin and was finding out if you were too because she wanted to lose it together
>she lost interest when she found out you weren't and you lost your chance to actually lose it
Way to go

Rollin for waifu. Give qt redhead gf pls.

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roll for a gf

"What the fuck is an incel? I need another glass of wine."

rolling for 0 or 2

Run upstairs and hide

Are you one of those inferior females who didn't have equal rights for most of history?

Uhh no, does anyone know why it burns when I pee?!?!?

This is the one right here

Come on, gimme 6, 7, or 0

0, 1, or 5 please. Those ones are adorable.

" the Jewish corporations have perverted our civilization to its very core."

0, 1, 6, or 4 pls

this was surprisingly not original

Yes I hate women..

>"??? Isn't that, like, a super rude thing to say?"
>look sad
works every time.

i am aroused by neither gender and have been aroused by fuking random things and vilonce since i was exposed to snuff films and extreme porn scince the age of 9

and now normal sex or nudity cant ever get me off

tripfag from gurochan

you got banned from fucking onion sites becuase your a sex offender get off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go away pedo you make reiko look like a asexual

Hey brendan, why are you so bitteR?

sHit niggah, you really are an Incel

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ur probably ugly

>I'm asexual, but I guess we can spoon if you really want
Around whores, slam your doors.

Looks more like a big black cawk

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>"Show some respect to me, for I am a mighty man and you are nothing but mere sheep. I could crush the whole pack of you with one hand if I wanted to."
>They gaze at me in awe as they come closer and unzip my pants.
This is how it's done.

>want to lose virginity together with someone
>publicly shame them for being a virgin
Way to go

Perhaps and what of it nigresses?

How can I be an incel when we fucked last night?

How did I get into this situation?

Rollies dollies bollies

"What's an incel?"

Feign ignorance, if you know what it is and they know you're a virgin, they'll know you are one.

No reason to show others your vulnerabilities.

"No?! I have this sex like everyone else. I have abundance of it, more than you all have."

>Goes upstairs to play video games.

I was the only male at a lesbian housewarming party once

Rolling for columbine part 2

This is what hell must look like

Sorry I only date 2D girls
*goes back upstairs and masturbates furiously to hentai

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rollerinoriginallo

Please stop looking at me, the stares hurt.

What do you mean? We already are in hell user. This is what it looks like.

There are more stages to hell user. If only you knew how bad it can get.

Technically I had sex before, so I am only an incel if I continue to not have sex. Care to lend a hand, ladies?

I'd just laugh it off and talk about how awesome I am and then try to fuck the ugliest fattiest one of the bunch... Works every time.

>I've had my fair share of chances, I just really don't like drama
Sometimes I add to it that I prefer to spend time on self-study and/or hobbies. It has worked the few times I was asked about dating or romantic interests, especially the no-drama thing is often accepted as answer.
Bonus effect: share how glad you are about being single when yet another person complains yet again about relationship drama. It's those times they often have a brief moment where they genuinely get the advantages of not having to deal with a person 24/7.

I would just leave. In fact I dont know why I'd be there in the first

only 6 is ok

>Im just religious, why are you so rude?
And then they feel bad and apologise to you.

If I was would you wanna do something about it?

Probably idk at this point, even though i rejected like 4 girls that was fairly a 7/10 especially a very cute poo in the loo from Nepal in 6 years for a roastie I didn't even manage to get. I regret wasting all those years on that bitch for nothing, I should be able have get laid, then get my roastie

"Who told you that? Are you saying that because you saw me on Jow Forums on my phone? Because actually I'm liberal-leaning on most social issues and that includes being feminist, and really I just go to that website for the memes. Also you should know perfectly well that I'm not an incel since you know I'm gay. Or at least I assume you know I'm gay, since if you didn't, you probably wouldn't include me in your otherwise female friend circle."