Happy Xmas (War Is Over) edition
/britfeel/
Reminder that british people have rotten teeth and are obese
Love reading through comments on Daily Mail articles
Absolutely love it
alright, you can just shut the hell up
*blackened tooth falls out*
*clutches chest*
Threadly reminder to hit the weights you cookie cutters
Alright lads, here is your character sheet *pushes a pencil over to you* Better get filling that in so we can begin
This is what I think about D&D lads
>letting go!!!!
it's sick it's piss
I have autism
How much you lads wanna bet O2 blames Russian hackers?
>tfw can't let go
Hey guys!
Panny here. Are you interested in playing d&d with me?
hexjunkie.com
I can't today but i went for a jog and done some press ups
How and where would we play?
Guaranteed you autists would throw a hissy fit if I wrote infinity in all the stat points
My hamster's on his death bed, lads. I haven't cried this hard in a long time. I'm too exhausted from work. I don't have the energy for this. Catching a train to a forest this weekend to bury him. It's all become so cold.
no such thing as an infinity sided dice lad
just 1% autism, OCD, dysxelsia bro jus a lil treat
>tfw cant do more than one circuit before getting completely exhausted
how do i stop being such a sissy bitch?
Hope everyone is comfy tonight
Lucky 18 for the girls
It's ok lad he's going to a better place. RIP precious angle xoxo
can't you just give it to the cat
you could have sex with him and no-one would know
to much work i'm out
Had a splendid time with Andrew earlier. He bought me nando's and we walked around my uni a bit. What a great chap he is. That Snapchat pic really doesn't do his hair any justice
You're supposed to use your imagination bro
Thanks, friendo.
The only cat around is the blind cat who lives down the alley. I think he got hit by a car last month.
Even my dick's not that small.
You have online things like roll20 which are free and you can play online with, I've used it in the past, it just lets you openly roll dice, store your character sheet, play sync up music and sound effects, stuff like that
cheers lad you too. have a pepe.
You can't play with us
metal music
Very mate, you?
norwood scale 5 NONCE
stop watching sissy hypno
:'( I'm sorry 'non. How old is he?
Based and redpilled pepe poster. Here have a my discord server link!
/njM34P
fucking snorted my brains out
so fucking peeved that tumblr is canning adult content, it was the best place by far for sissy porn
No problem mate. You keep playing with yourself.
He's about 2 years old. He's an elder in hamster years. But those were 2 years of happiness he brought us, and I'll never forget them.
Does Andrew give good advice? I have been thinking about meeting up with him to try and sort my life out
youtube.com
fuck da english lad
not helpful guys i just want to get in shape
he gives the advice you'd tell yourself because he's not real
He is real he is a fren I belief :(
Seriously, listen to this and you'll do as many sets as you need
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Okay but how the fuck do i fill the character sheet in?
you got any pictures of the little snugster
My little lass was 3 when she died. They're good souls when they aren't nipping you because your hand smells of food.
You can get a form fillable one here media.wizards.com/2014/downloads/dnd/5E_CHARACTERSHEETSV3.ZIP
I don't. I don't really take photos of anything. But he's cinnamon coloured with a white band around him. He has big black eyes and the most adorable little overbite.
I'm sorry to hear about your girl, user. Hamsters are underrated pets. This one never bit. He was big, but soft. A true gentle giant. We have another one that's really bitey, but we love her all the same. We know she's only curious.
Forgot about all of the subhuman orange girls that work at maccy D's that give you dirty looks for no reason
Why do they not sell gfs in the pet shop?
not really feeling it desu
Depends what you want on advice on doesn't it. You can always ask anons for advice user
you want to know how I know you're a women
Wish this emo/post-hardcore shit was still a thing.
Would go to gigs and fly around mosh pits and checking out qts girls.
Wonder if there would be any asian emos girls in 2019. Pls make a comeback emo style.
I'll be thinking of him when I go to sleep lad, he's in a safe place now
Thanks for the thoughts, friendo.
evenings of Dark Souls 3 and Rocket League, so comfy
Imagine playing those games with your gf tho.. :3
because i cant do more than fifteen push ups
Derby, Derbyshire, England
06 December 2018
You'll be happy to hear some of this stuff still gets made but its all been eplicised by blue swan records
youtu.be
too many happenings going on
dont feel safe anymore
how do i go inna woods
oh that's the guy from circa survive. I like him
Can I come lad? I don't feel safe either.
Any bawbags in
you're a ball bag lover
like what
ori
I DAB ON GOOSEBERRIES FUCKlNG GRAVE
*Doesn't Indicate*
lads someone give me a boner quick
this is pretty good so far. 1 minute in.
*swings arms around*
Just won on roulette, 8 quid up. Might buy a taser off wish lol
ok lid happy boners for ye
*has autism*
i find them ugly desu, 1st gen design was better
Oh god no the quotes with each song are pretty gay.
Rate my idea lads:
Jeremy Kyle's To Catch a Predator
bought a bag of hot chestnuts at the christmas market
how do I open these things
Mate of mine found one on some chavvy housing estate just lying in a bush. He's not used it on anyone yet, just gets it out for a laugh occasionally.
>like my cock AHAHAH amirite lads?
>The virgin V class
>The chad cee'd
gonna be the chinks for BT removing Huawei's networking equipment
This genre is pretty gay, just roll with it
My mate tried one on me once, like a flashlight looking thing, only had it on for half a second but fuck me it was intense
I am SO fucking LONELY lads...
ebin is a top memer it has to be said
Save it up so you can get me a pressie for christmas :3 teehee
Stop asking for nudes though. You will have to wait until you meet me! You know it's not legal yet ;)
Asked him if this happened and he just laughed and said no.
He's a good listener. I found his advice to be a bit obvious, but I still felt it helped a little.
As if someone took time out their lives for this kek
Im american and i lold. Carry on chaps heheheh
>gen wunner
You're going to get knocked out at the Christmas meet lad.
Ebin said he's had enough of you bullying him on the radio and he will fuck you up. Proper northern style.
when does tim put his tree up
Having a few cheeky cans
judging from christmas time at spracklen house
never
same here lad, beer and the snooker for me.
should we get tim put in a home
he is in one
>He hasn't owned a total of 3 (THREE) silver vauxhall astras in his life
Got a diesel this time, it's probably the most roadworthy car I've ever had
I remember the good old days when Tim wore trousers and a shirt for his videos
Nice, I'd like to put me willy in between those tits
9pm and gf stjill not home
YOU CANT HIDE YOUR LYIN EYES