Alternate "that kid" thread

It basically goes the way it suppose to. except instead of listing autistic kids doing autistic things, you list things YOU did in the style of "that kid".

I'll start

>that kid who peed in a bottle and left it in the bathroom

>that kid that broke a kids glasses with a basketball

>that kid that stole everyone's food because he didnt have enough

>that kid that was getting high off of highlighters

>that kid that saw knives in the school basement

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user, that's actually how an ordinary "that kid" thread goes.

>That kid who uses Jow Forums

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>That kid who broke the teacher's glasses

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>that kid that who wasn't mentally ready for school and made a ton of really autistic decisions so he ended up known as a lunatic and just goes along with the meme even though hes much less of a retard now

>That kid who got trapped in the toilet for 5 hours and nobody noticed he was gone

Do not immediately accuse me of being from reddit please, this is all shit that I had happen at my middle school. Blue island memesy ass middle schools in deep south university towns are really very special places. If you want details on any of these events described, I can provide them.

>that kid who flooded the lab with one of the eye showers during lunch
>that kid who started a substantial but not damaging fire in the bathroom charging his vape
>that kid who vaped on the bus
>that kid who hit me while the principal was on the bus and proceeded to push the principal while shouting expletives while being removed
>that kid who stabbed someone with a scalpel during frog dissection
>that girl who had sex in seventh grade and was briefly the talk of the school

Who else has good middle school stories? Pic very unrelated.

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dude that's already half the posts in a typical "that kid" thread

go back to fucking reddit jesus shitting christ

I hate vapes because half the time I had to take a shit in high school some kids would be in the bathroom smoking their weird artificial fruit-smellling vapes

>That kid who cracked a kids skull open with a teddy bear by accident

If you didn't mention reddit no one would have even said anything

>that kid who tried asking put half the girls in the school and failed everytime

>that nerdy kid that thought he was fitting in but was actually being very mean in a faggy, cringey way to those he perceived as being below him

>That kid who had a nervous breakdown every time he got up in front of the class.

I'm OP, I'm gonna add some more

>that kid who pushed a child on a wall because she kicked hin in the crotch

>that kid that drew poorly done fetish porn in the back of the class

>that kid who played Mario kart 64 on the school computers (with an emuly)

>that kid that wore a fedora to school in protest against males not allowed to wear hats (not in a neckbeard way)

>that kid that got sexually touched by a real furry

>that kid who would put a trashcan on his ass and walk around like a hermit crab

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That was everyone, except

>that kid that would wear his laundry basket like a stormtrooper helmet

>that kid who made effort to be nice and thought everyone liked him but in reality they thought he despised him and was a dick
>that kid who was called to the principal for lynching a kid but he wasnt even in school that day because of pneumonia
>that kid who pissed himself 8 times in school infront of friends and no one ever noticed until he told them
>that kid who had to pickpocket an edgy lunatic kid so he wouldnt get caught with a knife in Paris at the checkups
>that kid that got literary impaled by a door handle
>that kid that got his foot impaled sideways and couldnt walk for 2 weeks
>that kid who slipped from the staircase behind the rails and almost fell down to the basement
>that kid who got recorded for a play in theather saying that hes metal, when asked which kind, he autistically said aluminium
>that kid who sent a valentine ironically to his female friend and everyone took it seriously ending their friendship because he was apparently ugly
>that rich kid who had poor best childhood buddy and had all the street cred
>that kid who looked like a fucking faggot with emo hair and slipknot tshirt in national theather AT THE STAGE PLAYING A ROLE
Best times of that kids life.

Oh damn, that's a lot. I salute you for having this much in a reply.

>that one kid who set fire to another kids leg hair and it STANK

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>that military kid who threatened to shoot up the school
>that kid who sexually assaulted a girl and got expelled on the first day
>those kids who thought being a dick to the teacher was funny and cool
>that fat kid who would always joke about how fat they were
>that aspie who called you retarded
>that kid that tried to amass an army platoon
>that kid who you never figured out the gender of
>that skinny underclassman who insulted some chad got beaten up and moved
>that 'depressed' kid who only kept up the act to get closer to a girl