Do not immediately accuse me of being from reddit please, this is all shit that I had happen at my middle school. Blue island memesy ass middle schools in deep south university towns are really very special places. If you want details on any of these events described, I can provide them.
>that kid who flooded the lab with one of the eye showers during lunch >that kid who started a substantial but not damaging fire in the bathroom charging his vape >that kid who vaped on the bus >that kid who hit me while the principal was on the bus and proceeded to push the principal while shouting expletives while being removed >that kid who stabbed someone with a scalpel during frog dissection >that girl who had sex in seventh grade and was briefly the talk of the school
Who else has good middle school stories? Pic very unrelated.
EDIT: Accidentally posted in another thread instead of making a new one, butt fuck.
>spacing, style of typing in the intro, that last sentence, the fact you have a tripcode, and all this extra padding for a fucking that kid thread yup, leddit
Lucas Walker
I'm not really a redditor. Things you have wrong: 1. I single spaced, not double spaced. Not spacing and not capitalizing are for uneducated mongoloids. 2. I added all the "padding" for the specific purpose of not being called a redditfag, and ironically that''s what immediately happens.
Adrian Reed
you wouldn't have been called a redditor if you would've just made a normal thread and what the fuck is with the trip? why in the hell would you need it for this thread?
Leo Morris
Because of my autistic formatting I've had people go so far as to pretend to be me and derail the thread so I stopped that where it started by using a trip.
I'm kind of a fucking autist mate, that's why I'm insistent about not formatting like a tard and reacting to all low effort criticism at face value with a serious response.
Samuel White
not an excuse, we're literally all fucking autists here
Ethan Perez
I know it's not an excuse, I'm just saying that's why I format this way.
...curious at all about any of those incidents?
Dominic Nguyen
>I'm kind of a fucking autist mate >I-i fit in guys right?? I'm a robot too look at me i self diagnosed!!
Jackson Turner
I have an official diagnosis, you fat piece of shit.
Grayson Harris
And to elaborate further, not only am I actually diagnosed with ASD, but I'm also a virgin and haven't ever had a gf so I think I fall under the label.
Jacob Walker
Give proof or you can eat my red swollen peepee
Luis Campbell
>further proof I am NOT going to post personal shit online because I have a life that I care about. This is outside some hardcore NEET permavirgins' definitions of a robot. Also, I have a fucking long dong, does that disqualify me?
i hate reddit all people who use reddit should stop using reddit and also the entire internet entirely first person that should start this practice is you
Gavin Cook
>that kid from reddit that tries to post greentext threads
No, this is in NC. Also if you're asking what I think you are, the lab flooding kid was some asian. I heard about this one through my dad who was on the school board, never actually saw it, but the super gifted part of the school that I was in (incredible hihg IQ, so this affected me) was closed for a while because the lab was in that area. To this day nobody knows how the fuck he got past the lock on the lab, and it's amazing that it took half of lunch for him to be found, but when they opened the door water got everywhere and some of the tables were floating. I don't know what the damage to the lab equipment was but I assume it was bad.
I don't even fucking have a reddit account, this isn't funny.
Lincoln Jackson
Downvoted, reported for hate speech!
Thomas Gonzalez
Now this fag's probably gonna steal it but whatever, enjoy your car-muh redditfag
>didn't get into any school I wanted >went to some Catholic or Christian cult secondary(middle for you Americunts) school >had to lift up a candle and pray or slme shit first day >everyone was black including teachers >kinda intimidating cuz only white person in entire school of ~500 people >not to mention long hair + male
on the first day... >kid got stabbed with compass >2 windows broken by footballs >autist turned on belt sander and hurt himself >someone got paint thrown in their face
Guys I'm being serious, I'm not racist but from my experience religious black kids are horrendously behaved.
I'm not going to steal it because I'm not a fucking dick (and don't have an account). However, I do think that this is helping black people's case.
Caleb Gutierrez
*not helping black people's case.
Gavin Campbell
That's quite kind of you. I'm rarted and extremely tired, wdym by "however, I do think this is helping black people's case". I'm sensing satire? Idek, I have skewl tomorrow and I need to wake up at 6:30 and it's nearly 11
Luke Gray
I have skewl tomorrow myself, difficult shit when I'm in math two fucking grade levels ahead. A's in all my other classes and barely managing a fucking B in math it's so hard.
Daniel Cox
Oh fuck lol nvm. I mean, I've got black friends but most black, British kids I've seen listen to mumble rappers and try to act "bad" on purpose. On the other hand, I've seen kids of all racist be fucking nightmarish autists soooo
Matthew Brown
OP im gonna let you in on a little secret. On this site, if you do not act like a cunt, you reveal that you're not native to here. To sound like an epic 4channer you have to make a point of being an asshole. Not necessarily insulting people all the time, just having zero empathy and acting like a cunt.
Ian Torres
I am actually not a newfag, I've been here a year or so and get called redditfag a lot. The problem is, it's hard for me to act naturally like a cunt without forcing it too hard so I try to not do that.
Thomas Hughes
>only being here a year and thinking you're anything but a newfag newfag
Implying that 90% of the site is nothing but newfags and jewtubers stealing green texts
Jack Jones
well didn't this thread get derailed in record fucking time
Hudson Diaz
Youre the one who derailed it Reddit fag also you expecting people to stay on topic further proves everyones points
Daniel Turner
>That kid who jizzed his pants in class and never noticed the stain >That kid who almost burned the school down >That kid who did Islamic prayers in a Christian school
