Your age

>35
>never had
I'm fucking doomed!

>never
the only people i will call my brethren and robots

19

It was new years/ the first day of 2018. If I don't get laid by some miracle by this new year it will be an entire year since I've been laid.

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I only call my brethren and robots the ones who also are kissless virgins,are you one?

were u molested? if so greentext

18
10 years ago
I wasn t molested and it was with a chick a lol older than me at that time

a little older*

28 years old, 5 days ago.

>20
>2 days ago
>i'll be having sex again this weekend when my fiance comes over

28
I never have

Normies get out

21
5 months ago

I am cyborg

>25 years old
>unironifally last night. Honestly.

>20
>1 year and 7 months ago

test to see if I'm still banned

29
September last year, it was the 3rd time ever
Last month if we count escorts

25
Still a virgin

I finally made it to the end of the chart. Yay.

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>24
>never

not even feelin bad about this

i'm glad somebody finally fixed that chart to be realistic

>18
>non applicable

>18
>Never
It's not to late right?

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>20
>never

only true answer, anyone who says something else can fuck off this board

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>22
>never

normalfucks need to leave

>22 this month
>never

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>31
>13 I fooled around with some girls

>21
>never

What's wrong with me?

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>25 years
>never
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Nothing user. By this age you should be in college. Finish it, get a job and get some pussy

>22
>3 days ago

Before that it was like a month(with a hooker) and before that it was like a year, send before that I was a virgin

>18
>4 months ago

suppper unoriginal comment m8

>19
>in late summer

>26
>3 weeks ago
my girlfriend flew to her home country for the holidays and won't be back until the end of the month. fuck I miss making her suck my dick and cumming inside her, birth control is the greatest invention of all mankind

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>31
>Over 10 years I guess. I've already lost track

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Implying that college is not by far the easiest point in life to have sex.

Srs, don't fall for the "women like money, you'll get laid when you get a job and girls decide to find a nice guy like you!" meme sold by boomers. If you haven't had sex by 21, start panicking. Hit on women shamelessly, it's a better strategy than waiting.

- t. robot that has managed to have sex with a few women, somehow.

I lost my virginity a couple weeks after my 21st birthday. fuck I was terrified it would never happen. I've had 7 girls since then, never give up robotos

>21 this month
>never (probably at this pace will stay khv forever)
anons, this is just the beginning of something epic

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>28
>never
(You might, dundun, know of, dundun, the Original Sin).

>34
>two month ago i got lucky. The last one before that would be like a year ago.

>23
>8 months ago
Merry Christmas.

>31
>November 2nd

I broke up with her just 3 days ago because I was tired of her crying about everything all the time. She was an emotional wreck.

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>24
>12 hours ago
feelsgood.jpg

>28
>2 minutes ago
im already tracer

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17
never
am i busted guys? will I ever make it?

nope. lost is at 26

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25
never

haha

>21
>never

Fuck off Cyrus

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Hello my brothers.
>21
>Never; KHV

21
last weekend

I guess life is okay right now

>26
>13 hours ago

apparently unoriginalblox

>20
>4 days

Will be having sex again tomorrow.

26
4 years, 2 months ago

>67
>never

you don't belong here normie.

>67

bullshit

if not, teach me your powers

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all you have to do is understand that society does not want you. it's something that I think many robots feel, but never truly internalize. society is your enemy and so you must act against it whenever possible. when billy joe down at the park calls you a faggot and tells you to get the fuck out of his park you don't beg him to stay, and you sure as shit don't hide behind the trees staring at him from the distance fantasizing about playing with him. Fuck billy joe, burn his goddamn park down and let him rule the ashes.

but what if there a number of people in the park, some of which hate you and tell you to fuck off, and some who want you to stay and accept you?

who the fuck wants you to stay? who the fuck accepts you? when has that EVER happened to you?
they don't want you to stay. they don't accept you. They're just too fucking lazy to tell you themselves. so they stand around gawking at little shithead billy joe as he struts about like a fucking peacock satisfied that he's done a good enough job.

if they accepted you they would burn the fucking thing down with you. if they liked you they would kick little billy joe in his tiny pecker and tell him to take a hike. but they don't do they? no. they just stand around gawking. they're no better than him.

who the fuck tells you to fuck off? who in society calls you a faggot and to get the fuck out? when has that EVER happened to you?

society doesn't give a fuck about you, and it's up to you to get it to. i'm just saying there are people willing to let you try, and people who aren't.

see, this is what I mean. you look at a society that hates you, and you think it's your fault. they were the ones that threw you out and for some fucking reason you want to go back in. you beg and plead "I'm sorry it was all my fault, I'm better now. am I good enough now?" the answer is no. it will always be no.

I was a man looking through the window into a house. one filled with such warmth and joy. while I was outside alone, and in the cold. I knocked on the door, and asked to come in. "no" they said. "you aren't good enough" so I made myself better. I knocked on the door, saying "Look. look at how much better I am. can I please come in?" "No." they replied. "You are not good enough." so I made myself better. then, I knocked on the door, saying "Look I' even better than I was before! can I please come in?" "No." they replied. "You are not good enough." So I made myself better. and once more. knocked on the door. "Look at me!" I said. "look at how great I am now! surely I must be good enough this time!" and, once more, they said "No." as I stared in through the window trying to find some way to better myself even further. I noticed something. Why, I was far better than many of the people in the home! why then, were they allowed inside, but not me? why were they allowed to be warm, and safe, and happy. while I suffer in the cold? Then it hit me. I was never going to be good enough. I was never going to be wanted. and so I stopped trying. I kept myself warm with nothing more than the flame of my own righteous anger.

Society. Does. Not. Want. You.

27
4 years ago. its worse than being a virgin because you know how the moist premium vag feels and you know you will never get it again. it was all just a fluke.

>24 years old
>20 or maybe 21

>21
>Last night
She was also a virgin who thought she was a lesbian before I met her. Suck it losers

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23

3rd September I bust 3 nuts in my girlfriend before sending her away.

>32
>9 years ago
>never been in a relationship

>18
>5 hours ago

Later virgins

>29
>last night and about to in a few minutes

my gals ovubating or something. guess she wants the D guys

19
5 mins ago .

You're all fucking losers.

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37
Last Saturday
Prior to that... 3 years

>18
>two weeks ago

Probably happening again this weekend.

18
2days ago
very based and original

21
5 days

just install Tinder, make a decent profile and fuck pussies, it's easy like that

>33
>never
Why are there so many normies on this board now?

>21 years old
>1 or 2 days ago with a escort
Pic related

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>26 years old
>around 6pm yesterday

feels nice to have a gf

Guys I'm inviting a girl over at my house during unl break for christmas
How do I fuck her without getting into a relationship she has a crush on me I think

>fuck her
>don't get in a relationship

done

Itsa friend
I think she's virgin too
I mean I need to fuck at least once aaaaaaaaa

>23
>5 months 20 days ago

>27 years old
>week and a half ago

Banged some single mother. We've been friends since HS though.

>20 years young
>uh yesterday?

28 almost 29
Khv

if you were 10 you were molested/raped retard

>19 years old, been on Jow Forums for about three years now
>yesterday

I'll fuck off now. But to those who don't hate me:

Please don't give up hope. I was a NEET that did nothing other than go on this website every day. Eventually, I decided to get off my ass and do something with my life. I worked on my relationships; both with my family and my friends.

As time went by, I got better at speaking with people. The network of people I called "friends" began to grow by the day.

Eventually, I met my now current girlfriend. To me, she is a 10/10. Perfect small boobs and the roundest white ass on planet earth. I'm not saying this to make you jealous. I am saying this to give you hope. I want you to know taht there are girls out there that aren't roasties. There are girls out there that will love you for who you are.

Never give up, gentlemen.
Quit porn.
Get outside for at least 3 hours every day.
Start exercising.
Talk to people in real life.

Best of luck, anons. Your future wife is out there waiting for you.

>19
>1 year ago

origami

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>23
>never had sex or kissed a girl
What is the point of this thread? r9k is a board for ugly virgin losers, everyone should be a virgin

>31
>never. I'm a khv.

FUCK NORMIES, AND ROASTIES, AND FEMANONS, AND JANNIES

You're a naive 19 year old blinded by love. I wish you the best of luck with your relationship if you have indeed found a unicorn. But to be realistic, your girlfriend will eventually cheat on you or break it off to be with a more handsome, higher status, richer version of you. She very likely wasn't a virgin before you and has had multiple mens cum all over her face and in her pussy.

ok kid bye now

>24 years old
>like 45 minutes ago when I got off work.

>18 years old
>18 years ago

Sorry to break it to you, but being born does not count as sex even though your penis technically touched a vagina.

>25
>Never. Pure until marriage

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