>made friends by age 4 >had your first gf by age 9 >lost your virginity and smoked weed by age 13 >known what you wanted to do with your life at age 14 (and thats being generous) >went to your first real party by age 15 >got your license at 16 >gone to collage by 18 >had your carrier started by 23 >gotten married by 28
then you are MENTALLY ILL in some capacity. Something wen't wrong in your mind at a young age that you could't hope to see or fix. Don't feel bad it, was over from the start. Even based JORDAN PETERSON says that your mentality in regards to socializing is basically set in stone at age 4.
>inb4 "i hate jordan peterson because blah blah"
He's a clinical psychologist, so what he has to say on clinical psychology is pretty fucking valid and based.
all thats left for you is death, just wait until one night where you have it in you to hang yourself and drift away into eternal nothingness.
FUCK OFF NEW FAG BITCH SO CRINGE POST SOMTHING FUNNY YOU SAD PATHETIC VIRGIN
Michael Mitchell
i didn't expect the normies to go apeshit this quickly. This one must've really hit close to home.
Landon Reed
That's bullshit dude. You spend too much time on the internet if you think most people have a gf by 9, lose their virginity/smoke weed by 13, and have a career picked out by 14.
Jason Martin
>first gf at 9 Man 9 year olds don't even know what a gf fucking is
Leo Martinez
>>lost your virginity and smoked weed by age 13
Agreed. Although -- as the chart shows -- you can lose your virginity as late as 15 and still be okay.
i remember his name, Cameron or something. He was boyfriend to the prettiest Stacey in 2nd grade. Both were blond haired blue eyed whites, very beautiful thing to see looking back on it.
fuckin 12 year olds be fuckin, every generation has that group of mega normies where the girls have been riding dick since they were 12 and the boys have been smoking since they were 13. Hell my 13yo sisters friend got arrested for dating both an 18 and 27 year old man along with shoplifting, I'm not endorsing it but it's fucking facts. Hell i even remember back in middle school my only friend started smoking.
you don't even fucking know.
Nolan Hernandez
I don't get what this guy is bitching about. I was 23 when I went to collage. I brought lots of Elmer's glue and magazine clippings and I was just fine. I'm still working on my carrier. Then of course I've gotta build the aircrafts for it, but I feel pretty good about where I'm at in life honestly.
Austin Lopez
>i was 23 when i wen't to collage
if you are in collage past 23 then you are either becoming a super prestigious worker or you are lying to yourself and you'll be in collage forever.
Jaxson Mitchell
alright pedo
Jose Morales
forgive me for not consulting the mighty all knowling virgin meter before i made the post.
The fuck you talking about? Who tf has a relationship by the age of 9? Also I knew what I wanted to do in life when I was 13, granted but now my opinions changed and I don't want to do the same stuff, so that's bullshit too. Stop being all >damn I'm so sad and mentally ill my failure is not my fault it's those illnesses. You're completely okay and are just using that as an excuse to not be a functioning member of society.
John Gutierrez
Are you really that fucking stupid
Its COLLEGE you fuckhead. the guy youre replying to is talking about arts and crafts. Read a book you Neanderthal like motherfucker.
Lincoln Flores
Tfw 27 and haven't done any of that
Michael Mitchell
brits don't have guns though Stop trying to straw man me because you hate my red pill. I know the mods have venom dripping from their mouths as they read my op, they are thinking about banning me now.
Dawg I still make collages in my spare time there's no shame in it
Kevin Thompson
you're literally a fucking pedophile please contribute to society for the first time in your life by killing yourself
Henry Gomez
lmao. I went to HS in the early 2000s. most girls had started had already had sex by the time they were 13. It must be 1000x worse now with tinder, smartphones, instagram, facebook, etc. You must be really sheltered.
Joshua Hall
>-18 people don't have sex >i'm going to shoot this nonce
a britcuck and an amerimutt walk into a thread
Chase Brown
how about you ditch that imagination of yours and use your damn eyes and get out more.
Angel Phillips
I don't know, fool. I didn't have friends until I was 19, didn't go to a real party until 19, didn't get my license until 20, didn't lose my virginity until I was 23, didn't even attempt college. I'm a pretty happy guy now.
