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Dear Bayer Pharmaceuticals,
I am pleased with the purity of your Coricidin. I want to tell the world about Coricidin. How can I help? I can help you sell pallets of your Coricidin.
Very Respectfully Yours,
OP
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L,
Whore, slut, parasite, ungrateful cunt. Your last message to me was that you were "grateful", but that was the largest backhanded slap you could have given me. Might you die, you absolute fucking harlot. Die.
As of tomorrow, only one person has my phone & email. And I am leaving WhatsApp for someone else that I know will never reach out. Final step is to surrender my car then I can walk away without ever looking back.
Grateful for what? How is that a slap in the face?
Dear NBA,
I want to play ball for you full time. I'm going to submit my application next week when I get my adderall. Cheers
OP
L,
I'm with her now. And, while I'm so angry and confused at you, I feel remorseful. But I also feel like I still love you. Because, honestly, you're the first girl I've ever truly loved, and how do you just cut that completely?
I've told her that I love her, but I'm not sure if it's true. I want it to be true, but I just don't know if it is.
I'm lost and confused. I wish I could go back to that time when we were together. When we were happy. When you said that you saw me in your future. When I saw you in mine. When I thought I'd marry you.
Fuck this. I'll just kill myself.
>Grateful for what? How is that a slap in the face?
Who fucking knows? I tolerated her bullshit for many months and more, and the woman abandoned me. I held a loan for her and ultimately told her to take it on after she left me, afterward she started acting personable again. Horrible fucking bitch. Horrible fucking woman. Took fucking months to get her extracted from my finances after she moved nearly 400 miles away and didn't tell me a thing. Mean woman. Horrible woman. Terrible, terrible terrible.
M
It's been a lot of time and I regret all I've done to you, I'm just dying without you I miss you so much, I don't know if I'm in your head still or you just hate me and I'm nothing now for you but I want you to know that I still think of you everyday, every second of my life is shit since you're not here anymore, I haven't changed I'm still the person you met, the person you loved I just don't want to be with anyone else but you, it's all pointless, maybe you've moved on or maybe you haven't but one thing is sure and is that I miss you so fucking much, you're still my light and everytime I think of you I see that person that made me feel there was hope and love, if you ever read this please consider it and at least respond, I just want some signal from you, it's killing me truly.
S
F,
I don't know why you talk to me. Almost every single night, you're there, eager to talk. I feel like it's just a matter of time before you get sick of me, or bored of me. You're beautiful, sweet, funny, compassionate, nurturing... and I'm a fucking worm. Sometimes, the nicer you are to me the worse it makes me feel.
But every time I admit something to you that I'm sure will make you look elsewhere, you double down on whatever we are. At times, for some reason I just can't understand, it's like you desperately want to gain my approval and my affection.
I am trying to appreciate this while it lasts, knowing that it won't last long. But if I let myself fall for you I'm going to fall hard. You're the most positive thing in my life in a very long time. God help me. Don't leave me
T
Stop looking at my cock if you're not going to jump me, you naughty woman - you know I have feelings for you.
>Go out w w w dot NFL dot com. Just check it out!
youtube.com
same desu
i have no idea why She likes me
You misjudged me. I am going to look elsewhere.
Daydreams and fantasies of WW3 breaking out and saving the only woman I ever loved from the abyss.
And I didn't love her enough.
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Hi E,
Being in a relationship with you makes me so sad. I want to cut my hair, tear off my skin, and physically destroy my body so wont want to be with me any more.
I hate the arguments that you start, they make no sense. I have have been so devoted to you, changed myself so entirely for you, and you shit on me regardless.
Big hypocrite,
I saw those messages that you sent to that piece of shit on discord. It made me want to die,
I know you lied. And I know when i confront you about it, you will make me feel awful where it was you who fucked up
From the start i should have known that you would break my heart,
And you did, so well done.
See you in a few weeks. I wonder if we will break up before or after i fuck you again.
Regards,
M
Stay away from gold diggers
Don't let a trick fool you for your time
Dear person at the pharmacy
I don't know if you are a girl or a boy but you are literally the most beautiful person I have ever seen. I felt sad when I got home, sad that I likely wouldn't get to see how you looked ever again so I rushed to create a drawing of you even though I don't know how to draw. You are so pretty, I hope I see you again one day.
ps. the drawing was terrible
D,
I love you.
Just shut up and be with me. Before drink myself to death.
Dear girl who worked at the Dunkin' Donuts, please come back. You were very pretty and it's been a couple years since I've seen your lovely face.
We are kindred souls you and I
dear s,
i love you. you prolly wont feel this way but id spend the rest of my life with you.
Dear friend,
I FIGURED OUT AT LAST why you said you always loved me and that I'm your best friend ever , I found out just how insecure you always have been on the inside, so you put that mask all over you wherever you went , that confident , egotistical successful person who claims to be the best person ever , I figured out very late , but at least I did , I figured out how you just got NPD , and that no matter how much I bear with you and your stupid shit it will never end , and no matter how much I love you you are just using me for yourself , I'm going to end our friendship slowly , and I will make sure you be the one who get pissed off at me and sell out
You live too far away dude, the last time I tried to nothing come of it. Sucks but we were both too poor and lazy to do anything about it.
I feel the same, just ask me.
Dear S. K.
You have been my first serious crush for about 5 months now. That is something that I will always remember you by. You are part of the reason I started coming to r9k. After I realised I couldn't bear loneliness I came here for comfort.
If it's meant to be we will talk today about our beliefs about baptism. If we could come to a concensus about it I will ask you out on new years eve at the event we are both going to.
S. R. de C.
i want to be in the NBA to.
Dear Adam Silver and all NBA owners,
please pick me up and put me on a team
text me that in person
I told you I loved you. You don't care.
KT,
Can you stop ghosting people? You have friends online who care about you. Reach out to them when you get a chance.
-JJ
>larping that you have love for me
You would text me if it mattered
I already did. It. Didnt. Matter.
Dear L
I broke what I said I wouldn't do, I went to a psychiatrist. I've already been diagnosed with acute psychosis and I've legit been there for 2 fucking days. They're now assessing my totally fucked stress/anxiety problems. They know I'm severely depressed and are trying to determine what sort of meds they're going to put me on. I didn't even know until today that I'm suffering from mild delusions (the worst kind but safe i.e doesn't effect others). Worried now they might give me paranoid schizophrenia because apparently not everyone hears voices in and out of their heads.
How fucked am I?
- J
You never did since I never mattered to you
I'm sorry. I wish I could have found a way to make it more clear. I just need you.
Even though I dont know your relationship to L, you'll be alright.
C.
You were an annoying cunt to me the entire time you were in my presence, i dont feel guilty mooching off of you because of your fucking double standards everytime you were in control of my friends
Then text me if thats the case, if not then dont waste my time
wahh, who is this for (full first?)? it's a very sweet letter.
naw, you deleted it :( that's a shame. your person is very lucky to have you. or silly to not have you.
G
I think about you every day. I mourn your loss every day. How could you do this to me? Please call me.
M
What is your last name intial?
dear A,
i love u and wish u nothing but happiness and success, always and forever, no matter what happens, no matter where u or i go in life, i cherish all the good moments we had and when its my time to leave this earth know that youll be in my last memories when i thank god for giving me this life
L
Dear Ash,
Please stop having gender dysphoria and stay a qt girl. I really like your Toga cosplay. I wish I could cuddle with you in bed and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while occasionally giving you light kisses on your neck.
Sincerely, Some creepy weirdo who is over a decade older than you whom you've never met or even spoken to and never will
i'm glad you posted this again! very very sweet
M is female.
still feel like vomiting constantly. i don't know when it will go away, i hope it does eventually.
t,
you're the reason i lost one of my best friends and became estranged from everyone else i knew for years. i guess i should hate you for that but i don't even care anymore. i just wonder why you had to stick your nose everywhere it didn't belong. maybe i shouldn't have dated crazy after all. thanks for ruining my life though.
n
i've given up hope so it should soon
Dear Ashley,
We fucked while you and Grant were having a "break" and you told me I'm bigger. Leave that babydick and get with me so I can psychologically abuse you until you eventually leave me for a guy with an even bigger dick.
Sincerily,
user
Tripfag reddit faggot nigger.
Namefag faggot.
Dear A. I love you, I really fucking do, i admitted having feelings and I don't think you knew how sincere I was. I love looking into your eyes, and your hugs get me naturally high. Being your friend hurts and I act like it's nothing. You drive me crazy. I almost wish I could go back to not giving a fuck about you but at least you've inspired me to better myself. -L
It might be best if we stop talking. I love talking to you so much but every message reminds me of what happened and it hurts more and more. I feel horrible and I don't know how else to fix it.
Said the actual fag faggot
You never cared to get in reach with me as a person which would have resolved any miscommunication. Instead of being direct you just wanted to play games and waste time
Robot confirms you are the faggot.
#TheOmniChrist #Reddit #Hashtag #Namefag
I hate this flesh.
It's just a burden. A weight I have to carry.
The gravity of Earth keeps my soul in the ground.
I hate this timeline.
These people sicken me. I can't help it. I don't hate the people, for they too are victims to this progressing determinism. But I can't help but feel the deepest disgust towards so many of them. Even towards my own family.
If only my conciousness wasn't tied to this mess of flesh and lizardbrain.
Then I could be free.
MGF,
I miss you more every day. I'm scared I lost you.
I'm not feeling very well. I wish I was in your arms and you'd whisper sweet things to me till I fell asleep again.
I love you. I love you more every day.
Please, if you read any of this, text me.
K,
You hurt me more than I knew it was possible to be hurt. When I found out the literal tranny you left me for cheated on you, I laughed fucking hysterically.
Rot in hell, you fucking whore.
-J
You ARE here though. You are not exempt.
I think there might be ways out.
Bird flight patterns indicate they're hiding land in any case.
Nice numbers but, BANTI.
n,
im really sorry for how ive been acting lately. its been an emotional rollercoaster for me and i dont exactly know why. i havent been feeling the best and little things can really get me down.
youve been working hard and doing your best while all i do is cry like a little bitch. im so fucking sorry. thank you for staying with me even though im such a burden. hopefully one day ill be good enough for you. i want to be confident in myself, and therefore confident in our relationship, but i cant stop thinking that youre too good for me and that youll leave me for someone better (that i think tou deserve). im really really sorry.
my love for you is truly infinite.
-t
Nice map nice poster..
W,
YOUR ONE FUCKING JOB IS TO GRADE PAPERS, WHY AM I SUFFERING BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. AND THEN YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME BECAUSE THE ONLY FUCKING PAPER YOU BOTHERED TO GRADE HAD AN INCORRECT TITLE MAYBE YOU WOULDVE NOTICED IT WAS ONLY THE TITLE IF YOUR READ THE FUCKING PAPER REEEEEEEEEEE
W is shit confirmed.
I hope your implying getting a new identity or splitting town. Don't do it user
Dear A
You're extreamly cute and hot but i'm too retatded to ask you out
A
It's been a long time and we have moved on because we had to. But I do miss you. And I still remember you. And more than anything I wish you were here.
You were an awful friend. I'm sure you in part knew how raw I was dealing with one suicide. You knew it sent me into an existential crisis so deep, the void will always be a part of me. You knew of the guilt I harbored, and I'm sure of it now that you used it in some way to keep me close to you.
It took me a full year away from you, reading back messages and things you wrote me, to see how fucked this friendship was. I was blind in my desperation to keep you on this earth. But you were black. Vial. Manipulative. Blamed me for everything. I would leave my house, alone in the early hours of the morning to get on the bus to make sure you were okay. The fear, the panic attacks.
You never saw me. I was your manic pixie. You saw what I could do for you. My worth was what I made you feel. Fuck you, you fucking sociopath.
>Vial.
Vile.
G
I'm so excited to see you tomorrow but I'm so nervous! I hope that you think I'm pretty. I can't wait to hold your hand and hug you, hehe. I'm so happy. To spend all day with you is all that I want.
Oh, and you can't stop me from bullying you with your mum hehe.
A
Phone autocorrect. My b
Phone poster. Vile.
Kys shillfag
Kys you redditor
I never spoke to this user before, just saying
To anyone who tries stealing my clout, begone
"Kys" slangfag. Here is your shill. Redditor get out.
>Long-term recreational abuse of dextromethorphan can result in psychosis and erectile dysfunction.
Druggies are the biggest cucks.
>this dumb nufag think xe's witty
A
In my moments of weakness and naivety I hate you for abandoning me and leaving me open like this.
Then I force myself to remember you exploited me too.
I am not sure you understand greentext or capitalization or punctuation or spelling. You should get out. Who are you quoting?
Nice file name dum nufag shill
Not sure what you mean by file name?
i lol'd
i cring'd
J.J.
I'm sorry for the stupid shit I do, thanks for at least always being there to make me feel better. I'm sorry I'm in such a rut right now but I promise once I get out of it I'll stop annoying you. I'm sorry
-C
Dear Santa
I've been a good lad this year. Please don't fuck me this time.
Thanks, user
Papaya,
Do you still read these threads?
-M
Not as cringe as you stoopid
Oh, ok.. You are black..
No i'm not shill fuck off
Dear cunt,
oi cunt,what ya doin?
-aussie
Dear any initial,
Please be a cute girl at my college and let me kiss and/or fuck you tomorrow night.
C
Dear mom and dad.
I am sorry I did not become the son you wanted. A son who is successful, married, and is raising a family, even being 30 year old.
hi b
thinking of you makes me cry sometimes but in a good way. last night was a good way to start my vacation and I can't wait to see you when I get back
KT, I like the pic of you in the bikini I saw all that time ago.
Bah, W is fucking based. He should have filled out the paper right.
Dear G,
Get fucked. I hope your son gets autism and your slut leaves you for her third baby daddy in as many years.
Respectfully,
E.
Dear initiolios;
This sucks mad donkey balls.
Love, user.
Is it really me though?