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LAZY BASTARDS, EDITION

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Thank you lad, good stuff

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was about to start a thread but i wanted to find a cozy xmas song for the OP first

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Was gonna make one but didn't have a picture for the op.

hope the radio host is alright, i like him

*pats head*
post it any way
save that 1

shall i post a remix of a classic
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was gonna use this, idk if it's comfy for everyone but i like it
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>youtube.com/watch?v=zi_6oaQyckM

>tfw no qt Christmas gf to give me presents and be comfy

i'm not sure if it's the christmas song videos or the jager i've been drinking, but i'm feeling festive. fucking love christmas boys.

maybe next year ay lad

Trying out a new Taiwanese pot noodle tonight.
This is what it's called.
It's another seperate the noodles and the water. But the bottom of the pot detaches to make a second bowl. There's a sachet inside to add to the water once it's drained to make a soup. Pretty cool.
Just waiting for the noodles to cook before I will try it.

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Stocked up on instant noodles at the asian supermarket tonight
Got mi goreng, some shin cups, samyang hot chicken, samyang udon bowl

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There's loads of asian supermarkets near me but I never see white people in them. Just Asian students. Too scared to go in.

Go for it lad, once you've done it once it gets much easier. So much good stuff in there.

Samyung x2 spicy chicken was so so good.
This one was alright. Not my favourite but still pretty good.
What's mi goreng like?

spot o survival tips lads?
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Mi Goreng is pretty great, really great flavour to them but the portion is tiny so probably use two packs if you want a dinner rather than a snack

up for work, fuck this is miserable

All tuckered out from vidya. Time for beddy byes I reckon.

Wonder what I should do before sleeps, watch some YouTube videos or stream a film? Been fancying checking out Alien: Resurrection, the only Alien film I've yet to see the whole way through. What you reckon lids?

Work is hell lid and hell ain't comfy.

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Where will Mr shekelbenz be sending me today

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i'm staying up to get set for an early night tonight for slavery tomorrow
will you stay awake through it?
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>Alien: Resurrection
I mean in terms of sci-fi films its alright, just bad in terms of Alien films because Alien is pretty top tier.

Still haven't seen Covenant yet, still kinda annoyed all the normies hated Prometheus and that executives added the dumb zombie bits and alien bits to it, would have loved a decent Prometheus trilogy not really focusing on the engineers and David

>trilogy not really focusing on the engineers and David
only focusing I mean, not focusing on "alien" so much

i want to fuck a ebony twink with long braids and a fat ass

>i'm staying up to get set for an early night tonight for slavery tomorrow

i should have done that, only got like 3 hours of sleep as I usually go to bed at around 4 and wake up at 12-1. On the bright side, after today is over my next shift isn't till the 15th. Anyway need to go get showered and dressed. Later lads.

>will you stay awake through it?

Not sure. If I'm really interested I won't but if it's as bad as some people say I might end up drifting off.

>Still haven't seen Covenant yet

It's actually pretty decent lid. Tension build up is on point and the neomorph/xenomorph scenes are great. Casting could have been a bit better though.

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>thought it was 4:30am
>6am
Not comfy lids...

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nah. going good for me though. just another 12 hour or so till bedtime
how come it's not comfy?
what you doing? i'm attempting to learn shooping skills but a bit too bleary eyed to concentrate, but ploughing on. quick smoke then play a bit more

Fucking hell is it 6am? 6.30 even. Jesus. Better stay awake all day then. Got shit to do today :/

>how come it's not comfy?
Gotta be up for work at 9, tempted to just stay up but know I'll be exhausted by 8. Also worried about overlseeping too

> shooping skills
as in photoshop?

not him but, i'm going for a rainwalk to shop for some baccy and something to drink
might download youtube.com/watch?v=71Gt46aX9Z4
for a spot o moody mincing

yeah. tried the free stuff and i've become shit on them so thought see if i can move up to mediocre on the pro stuff

>. Also worried about overlseeping too
You'll probably have to set like 4 alarms if you go to bed now. I would try and get at least an hour two of sleep in.

>You'll probably have to set like 4 alarms
I normally set around 30
not even joking

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What sorta stuff you trying to make lad?

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Don't blame you. Oversleeping is the worst, I like having some time to breathe in the morning.

yep that kinda stuff
apu related goodies
also general fucking about with stuff
and want to do a gif. got a video i want to turn into 1
my nana is going down to my uncles for christmas this year and i might try shoop an image of her and my uncle in a pic with muh family all having christmas dinner, fuck with her head a bit

its shit with work too, its not like you can show up 3-4 hours late and be like "lol sorry I overslept" gotta just throw the day and call in sick

Ahh good luck lad, it's fun to learn and its satisfying when you see things you make turn up in other parts of the net. Like I've seen throwaway things I've made for Jow Forums posts turn up outside of Jow Forums even sometimes.

morning lads. first week of warehouse work and it was shite. 12 hour night shifts for 9 an hour. pay is alright, nights is great for NEETs who don't sleep, more pay cus no one but ex NEETs will take the hours.
the warehouse itself is in a fucking state, understaffed, no space, it's a tip. employees there are all fucking miserable, but most of them are patient with you if you're new. some of them aren't as patient tho and will fucking break you down so expect that

4 days later and I still can't put any weight at all on my foot/ankle, swelling hasn't gone down and it's way more bruised now then it was when I did it. Should I go to the hospital or leave it a bit longer? To anyone with experience with sprained ankles.

This is good inside info, thanks. I've been applying to lots of jobs like this in the last 2 weeks but got nothing yet.

go m8, get your moneys worth on the nhs

holy fuck is it raining.was spitting when i walked to the shop come out and there was a raging torrent flowing down the street , and wew the rain, soaked me through to my boxers and socks. and had gore tex trainers on. fuckers. need to roll another spliff that 1 i took for the walk got soaked and it was in a pocket
still better than summer though

Missed the last five days or so of threads lads, what's been happening? Anything juicy?

I'm going to be right ticked off if they say it's just sprained after spending 3 hours in an empty waiting room and paying for a taxi, it really feels broken though. Like the pain is in the actual bone so I suppose I better. Wish me luck lads, I really don't want to end up in a cast or something.

woops. meant to do that without linking you, was going to say seen a few of my edits posted in the thread which is always good, i'd be WOOHOOOing to fuck if i seen 1 outside of here

Comfy as fuck raining mornings like this.

I did my ankle in, thought it was broken then sprained now fractured. That's literally it.

Hope you at least get some codeine out of it bro

i just need some better waterproof stuff then i'm good. got a great waterproof jacket but it's from my fell walking days so is bright red for if i fell off of 1 somewhere. easier to see the body. but too garish for everyday use. got a goretex 1 for christmas but doubting it's protection level after the failure of muh shoes just now

do what I did mate and apply through an agency.

tfw you find a sweet heart to make from the ground up

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Not the guy you were responding to but is it worh checking in with an agency if you already have a job but want to find a new one? Ive worked an office role for a a year now and reckon its time to find somewhere that pays better

Did you go in to their office or just register online? Somehow need to explain away being NEET for so long.

>cant put any weight on the foot
>should I leave it longer?
Lad the longer you leave it the bigger the risk of damaging it further, at the very least see your gp

I would have worn a camouflage one so if I fell no one would find the body. I need a waterproof jacket, mostly just use umbrella.

he couldn't find a sweetheart
so she became the sweetheart

yeah a decent waterproof jacket is a good investment.
this red 1 is good, got me through some right storms, and fell a few years back in the snow and broke my ankle. had to more or less crawl all the way back to my mums in snow for nearly 2 hours, but i was nice and dry when i made it back

Just had a toast sandwich lads. I feel sick.

I just vomited the toast sandwich lads.

if you're a wagie you should call in sick
maybe go lay down a bit as well

>if you're a wagie you should call in sick
>maybe go lay down a bit as well
Only if you come lay down with me

Feel like breakfast that early is a meme, I eat my first meal around 10

>not been in uni for a long time
>decide to go in today for 2 lectures in the morning
>galeforce winds blowing and rain pouring down
>bag and coat aren't waterproof
is it even worth it lads or do i just start on the monday no matter what

no can do, i'm staying awake all day.

Honestly, you're probably going to end up dropping out.

i've been in a similar situation, i just cba on a normal day never mind in pouring rain. fuck it it's all recorded.

Had one of those dreams were I die violently. It was quite exhilerating.

You should go the the A&E lad or your GP. I would go A&E though because they have xray there.
You should have gone the other day when you posted. If you can't walk you should probably go. Even if it's a sprained ankle why not go. Just to be safe.

thats what im saying lad. They put all the shit online so why should i travel for 30 minutes for no reason. I just kinda need to go in as i havent been in for 7 weeks and only attended 6 things this term

Depends what you study tbqh. An easy subject you can get away with not going to the lectures.

Headbanging and listening to lame emo music lads. Pretty fun.
>Never again
>I'll slit my throat with the knife I pulled out of my spine
>Maybe when you find out that I'm dead
>You'll realize what you did to me

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>NO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD

luckily the lecturers never bother to send around the registers in my modules. probably been to 40% of my lectures throughout uni with no attendance issues brought up by anyone.

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Havin a tuna sarnie but it tastes weird. :(

I do what I want!
They don't make emo like they used to *sips*

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Want to fuck/cuddle a trans girl there I said it.

i've decided i'm going to get a doomsday survival kit together.saw a good book to get on a survival video earlier, shelters shacks and shanties. there's a few versions though.going to get a book on knots and a bushcraft 1.going to get an axe and tinfoil blankets. can already hunt a bit and fish but might get a more powerful air rifle. look into water collection and purification.
then keep adding and trying to learn stuff as i go along.
should be a fun hobby. coulod get a nice box to keep it all in

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Want to fuck/cuddle a proper girl there I said it

I would do both.

Sounds decent user. Only thing is where can you really do that in the UK?

>not going to the lectures you pay 9k a year for
I have great hopes for this generation

want to fuck/cuddle a cute boy there i said it

well if there's a blackout that lasts a while or some disaster you'll have to do it where you can. loads of woods and stuff about. not going to go test it all because i'm too scared for solo adventuring, but can have it as my OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK box

If it were up to me I'd pick the New Forest for my comfy apocalypse den. I actually have access to shotguns so defence-wise I'm good but I have zero survival skills whatsoever

what about this beauty

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another day of miserably trying to write essays I don't understand.

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going into town for some bits later
>but user, it's raining heavily! wont you get wet?
not in my new waterproof! wahey!

What coat did you get? I need a waterproof.