Last text you got from a girl (female)

>yeah I can meet at Zimmerman

We were assigned to a project at my college. It was April of this year. (Zimmerman is the name of the main library)

*he
It was a he

last text i got was from a girl was earlier today, one of my arthoe friends said "i appreciate your positivity"

>haha i like you poop face

from my crush out of nowhere. i think im going to make it robots. wish me luck

the last text from a girl was just a "what's up?"

on the surface it's not much, but it's a girl that is way out of my league that has continually texted me to talk and has admitted to liking me.

il probably fuck it up somehow, but for now I'm happy.

The last time an actual female messaged me was last night after I sent my suicide note to them, and it was just:
>dont kill yourself :(

I don't have any on this phone.

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Well... Thanks for reminding me I need to oof myself

Phone text?
>cool
>we're upstairs lou here too

She was referring to your dildo collection, no doubt.

>Will do, thanks! [REDACTED] is noisy as usual... but aside from that, it should be slow.
>Take it easy!

Female coworker from like 2 weeks ago.

It was just the hugging emoji.

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>sending your suicide note to others before you kys
kys

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Seriously, who uses phones for anything that coordinating meeting times and places, 90% of my text messages are "be there in 10". Doesn't actual conversation happen in social media DMs?

Let me guess, you don't have an iPhone

I have an android. Still, why would that change anything?

The last text I got from a girl was about a group project we're working on. As a matter of fact that's what the last few texts I've gotten from girls has been about...

No, Sony front-cameras are better for selfies anyway

the girl i was interested in moved on really quickly from me and my ex doesnt care to even pick up her last boxes from my apartment. so these last few texts in my phone were pretty fucking painful to read

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Nobody gives a fuck about me irl, I doubt anyone would find my dead body after I did kms. So I decided to send the note to pretty much the only person I give a shit about, so that if they messaged me one day and I didn't respond, they would know why.

Either way, I still plan on killing myself.

>2 or 3 years ago
>bored
>say fuck it and photoshop random people I talked to before
>send them to random people
I was a retard in high school, so I wasn't familiar with what was weird and what wasn't.
>send one to pic related
>says some shit about it being funny, I don't remember
>ffw to now
I haven't talked to her in a couple years, so asking for a photoshop just seemed out of place I suppose. Besides that, haven't had anybody texting me.

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I care about u, user (... ..
:teardripemote:

No you fucking don't...

Nobody else does, why would you be different?

You'd be surprised at how much sympathy people have for strangers on the internet bro.

Maybe because they're complete strangers.

If you don't know someone personally, you don't know about their flaws, and often the mistakes they've made in the past.

If people knew more about me, they wouldn't give a shit about me. I am a fucking terrible person who deserves to be dead.

People have different opinions when it comes to art, same could be said about you. It just takes time to find the person that'll change the way you see things.

Maybe, but you just admited people give a shit about you (even if they don't know you as well as you think they ought to in order to stop giving a shit).

Everyone I've spoken to around these parts have been pretty cool if I'm being completely honest. Weird, but cool. Everyone's got their secrets.

She never responded back.

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Thanks Jow Forums for the trips.

My ex trying to use her roastie tricks to be all buddy-buddy with me and get back with me after she left me for some douchebag who didn't even give a shit about her. I can give a full story

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Not counting the one from my little sister

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you should probably get your fucking shit together nate

Nah

orogibnalo

Please do so user, I collect this kind of story

Last girl to message me was just my boss asking if I could work on my off day. Feelsbadman.

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I don't think people actually do give a shit about me.

I was more referring to when I said:
>If people knew more about me, they wouldn't give a shit about me

I won't post it out of respect to privacy but I made a joke about how we slept together at hers last week and she brapped on my dick twice in her sleep while I was spooning her

Im trying to quit church and come to terms with there not being a God and I was super involved before. I coached a Bible Quizzing team and preached/taught

How long ago?
Fuckin hell Nate, get on it son.

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>lmfao
Left her on read 2 months ago

damn nigga what was the context here

> LITERALLY DOES NOT FUCKING SAY THAT IN THE BOOK THOSE PIECE OF SHIT SJW GARBAGE FILMMAKERS

From today

Text your mommies "I love you" and post what she says

>Anyways, I gotta get to sleep. Good night. :)
>Yup! Me too, sweet dreams. Text me tommorow pls

I get it into my head that I'm being dragged along by women and I don't enough self disgrace to perform like a circus monkey in order to engage or entertain women via text.

What's there to kno?

Yesterday. It's now 00:49.

I'll save your advice. Someone told me to be upfront that i like her. Bad advice but I don't think she was that into me.

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I don't know if I should really tell people...

>people
Dw, These are just robots bro

I guess
>GF and I get together in the summer
>We go to different Unis
>Don't see this as a bad deal, we still meet up every week
>We also call/text often
>Around September she starts talking about her friend David
>Can't stop talking about him and how he is chasing his ex who she says is a bitch
>I trusted her a lot at that point and didn't suspect anything
>But a small part of me is paranoid of everything and thinks she is fucking him or something
>Reasonable side of me reminds me that she is loyal as fuck and she had told me things she will never tell anyone
>There was upcoming dances at my Uni, we had mentioned how we wanted to go to it
>One day she has this long rant about David over a phone call, I'm just listening and being understanding
>I try to steer the conversation to be about that dance and what we should wear to the dance (like matching colors and such) because I was tired of her going on about David
>It never quite goes there and she eventually ends the call
>I decide to text her a few minutes later asking what colors we should wear to the dance
>She texts me "that's something I've been wanting to talk to you about"
>I am confusion
>"I'm not sure about the dance anymore"
>I ask "what do you mean?"
>She sends me "I'm not sure about our relationship anymore"
>I feel like I was punched in a part of my body that wasn't there
>I say "are you breaking up with me?"
>She says "Pretty much. Yeah."
>>>>>>Pretty much. Yeah
>This fucking bitch
>I text "Why??"
>She sends "I don't know. I just don't see you the same anymore."
>I'm fucking distressed now
>Rethink every single encounter with her and think about whether I was any different from the first time we met all that time ago
>I'm not seeing anything.
>I ask "what did I do to make you not think me the same anymore?"
>She texts me "it's not really you, it's me" or some shit like that
>Sounds fishy as fuck
Cont.

"that's nice of them to put that in there."

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if youre at all concerned about privacy iphone is the best phone

Ahhh fuck it, I'm too sober for this shit.

>last text from a girl
It was something along the lines
Don't commit suicide topics like this make me nervous

fucking cont, this is hitting too close to home for me

So you were just attention whoring then

doesn't apple get hacked like a lot?

From my sister a week ago asking if the printer at home works. Ignoring my sister, from my hairdresser 2 months ago telling me I can come in 15 minutes early to my appointment if I want.

>Why?
She said that after I told her to never contact me again and blocked her.

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I am not sure. Havent heard much about that. Apple doesnt sell your information tho and doesnt monetize itself based on selling or using your information like other companies.

Android phones are basically spying machines and send out all your location data back to them to make a complete profile on you.
youtube.com/watch?v=W8W4AXYEhv0

Really wish I could wife this girl up

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My sister texted me thIs afternoon to ask what kind of cordial cherries I like best

No, I did actually try to kill myself after that, my attempt just didn't work.

Okay okay. No promises on the full story of the aftermath though.
>Ask "is there another guy?""
>"Yes."
>Want to scream
>Worst way to be broken up with: over text, out of nowhere, over another guy
>"Who?"
>"David"
>Feel like I was picked in a body part that wasn't there
>First impulse is to punch her back
She's lucky it was over text
>I say "are you fucking serious"
>Never cursed to her before, ever.
>Bitch had the fucking gumption to say:
>"Don't you realize how much I blame myself over this? I'm hurting too from this decision and my friends are even leaving me because of it."
>Rage nearly uncontrollable
>Would have told her "GOOD!" or just to shut the fuck up
>Possibly would have hit her again
>Took me over an hour to calm down from that level
>Tell her I want talk to get for a long time
>She says "goodnight"
>Delete her number
>I avoid the fuck out of her for the next few weeks She comes back a month later texting me again, literally just venting her feelings like I'm her emotional tampon or some shit
>Then she starts texting me like we're friends or something
>I go along with it, only realizing that I'm being a beta by doing this shit
which brings us to the pic I originally posted. She was talking about Marvel movies. I pretended to give a shit. Since then we've talked IRL, where she basically started to propose we get back together, and I stopped her by asking how I could know she wouldn't do that same shit again, to which she said I wouldn't. I basically tell her a sugarcoated version of "fuck off" and we haven't talked since. The End.

In retrospect I should have been MORE aggressive and not given a fuck about her feelings.

5 hours ago

Origigigi

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isnt shadman a mudblood? how could he be a nazi

Stop talking to her. It's over my dude

Pretty sure he's white and his 'oc' is a skeleton wearing a ss uniform

she was the only person who ever seemed to care about me.

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why are you here tho

you didnt tell her youre okay

i did but it was on steam not via text. i haven't spoken to her for almost a year because of stupid decisions i made.

ironically enough
>i bet ur chicken tendy subs r so good
She was talking about publix

Does my mom count? yes?
then never. I have literally never gotten a text from a girl

A couple of weeks ago I tried smoking dabs for the first time and I went fucking berserk, screaming, crying, puked on this girl's cigs. This is the conversation that preceded it.

I should note that there's more to this, and I honestly thought I was gonna get laid by the way I was wording it.

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>Could you bring my keys back please :)
Borrowed her car

U look like lord farquaad lmao

To an acquaintance

>either shameful mocking
Or
>your crush has a scat fetish
Either way, abort

>asking ex gf (who I am still friends with) tinder advice because I have no idea how to talk to people

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girl I fucked who lived a town away, promptly stopped talking afterwards because we had less of a connection than we realized. drunkenly swiped right on her again and got this message.

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>implying you need a connection to fuck her
hmm

She hadn't texted me for almost two days. Her body is pretty nice but her face is whatever so I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

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Bitch has a huge mouth.

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you're right, which is why we fucked originally in the first place especially since I drove 30 minutes to go see her. plain and simple, I met more interesting women after we hooked up.

Lol this sounds interesting. Tell the whole story if you don't mind.

Why's she so mad at you for forgetting to text that you got home alright?

same here brother
fuck these normies

>Hey you, are we ever gonna talk again?
No screenshot because I don't want her to know I opened the message. I dated a girl for a few months before recognizing I didn't love her nor did I feel like I could develop any feelings for her. I told her as much in our last conversation in person and pretty much ghosted her past that point.

Dunno. We went to see this animated movie it was boring so she sucked my dick in the theater. Stupid hoe.

>Adore you

Castrate me and then kill me.

These types of girls in this type of gay lovey dovey relationship usually think it's cringey in the back of their mind and will end up cucking you for a bad boy chad that leaves purple marks on her ass and chokes her too hard