Tfw only fatty girls like you

im sure you would love me but unfortunately im going to ghost you after this post

pics or not true and no original

It's like nobody reads the rules

i would if only the slam pigs were cute

didnt know this was reddit fag

Hol on, gotta just finish this cupcake

Fuck off nigger, I've probably been here longer than you

got proofs of that? no? fuck off then

well, look at the bright side user
>cuddly n warm in Winter
>gives shade in Summer

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Nice comeback faggot, haven't heard that before

>tfw only guys like you
>tfw not gay

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Nigga just attract women lmao it's not hard

huh i thought you were an oldfag bitch seems like you were liying

It's the opposite, fat guys don't get none and fat girls are still on easy mode

might be true, might be

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I'm fat, and I slept with a okay amount of women. It helps if you listen, that's pretty much it.

I dont want to listen tho

well, OP, are you a fatty?
if not i don't blame you for being mad, but you ought to take a good look in the mirror before complaining

i listen all the time and haven't gotten laid??? you're skipping some steps here

It's a surefire way to get laid, just do it until you get what you want and leave.

Oh shit, yeah you're right. Try to be in her life as much as you can without it being weird. Hang out with her in school, whatever. Compliment every now and then, not so much that you look desperate. There's a couple I can't remember, but I'll post if I remember.

Normalfag go back to Facebook to brag.

me skelly

>tfw only cougars like you
Next time I go to a bar I just might let one of them drag me back to their den

They have more sexual experience, so you should fuck one of them. Did it once, doesn't compare to anything else.

>tfw nobody fucking likes you

I'VE MESSAGED OVER 30 FUCKING GIRLS THE LAST 2 DAYS AND ONLY 2 RESPONDED TO ME AND BOTH GHOSTED ME FUCK

What do you message them on? If you don't mind me asking

I always try to initiate a convo based on what I read on their profile

No, I mean what social media platform do you message them on?

plenty of fish

not original

Make your profile a bit more vague than you'd normally would, and be straightforward with what you want on your profile. Most women usually do the same, so you should have some luck if you say you just want sex in your bio or whatever the fuck.

alright thanks m8 i'll try

Neither is acceptable.
Fat "people" deserve to die on a stroke.

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It's honestly the saddest shit. Friend persuaded me to try tinder again. And all I have to show for this round is this overweight, short haired, "non binary" girl. At least the titties are big, but christ.

I'm a gymcel for goodness sake, and my face isn't mangled either.

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lucky lad do it

that fatty aint that bad

I hope it's not disgusting irl. You never know with tinder. I bought condoms for the first time at 23 and I honestly just want to pump and dump asap. How tf do I achieve this? We're just have been texting since none of us are free anytime soon.

you are unironically nice to them because they have life on hard mode

Men :
without beauty men have
>smart
>competent
>motivated
Women : without beauty
>

Are you going to smash her?
I heard the sex with these girls can be *intriguing* since it's not what you're used to.

>not what you're used to
Well, amy form of intimate contact would not be what I'm used to, user...

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im a virgin, m8, cant really help u

made me think desu

It must feel better than prostitutes since she actually wants you. Just experience her and gain confidence. Stop being a pussy and make the sacrifice.

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I think fat girls like skinny guys.
Skinny guy reporting in.

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imagine not being aroused by this image

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is that fucking chris chan?

Why Johnny tho

I wouldn't known.

Maybe they feel less intimidated by a weakling than a Chad.

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Are you calling him weak faggot ? But in all seriousness, strong low key Race baiting lmao

>tfw only cute girls like me and not the fat ones

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