I killed a thread for this

I'm real but my tit's are fake.
Can you believe they have male implants now. Pretty crazy I'm I right....

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y

wouldnt they just be the same as the female ones
epic thread btw

Just for the laughs
Perhaps you're on to something there

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Does anybody else get ball cramps when the take a piss?

*they

RIP

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What?

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u ded

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How?

Look up ball cramp instant death syndrome

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I looked it up and it says I'm fine.
You a doctor?

Yes i am, PhD Twickle Ripark

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where did you get your medical license?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at Nigerian institute of medial research

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What's your study?

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PENIS RESEARCH

Are you larping?

NO PLEASE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

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Yeah I know, I'm getting my male implants next month

Who are you really?
Sweet dude
post results when you get them in

Hopefully everything goes well, he said he's a doctor but he works in an abandoned warehouse.

I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
Under the sun, the bastard son
Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
By any means, your enemies my enemies
We wet them up like a canteen
The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

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sounds promising...
My are like tifa's from Final Fantasy 7 PS1 Graphics you know what I'm saying bro
Stop dodging the question and tell me who you really are

Damn they look great. Don't know how big I want mine.

there's a fucking annoying humming sound coming from outside and it won't let me sleep

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Ur gonna get abducted frend. It was nice knowing you

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Tell it to fuck off

It's too late my friend.

its just a pump

You should get the ones that like every time you run you got knocked out...
It's a spooky ghost you're going to die.
..
I'm off work now it's time to go home and shit post

as it turns out its my neighbors who left their bathroom lights on and it those ones that make a fucking annoying sound with the lights,they left the window open too,my question is why do those types of bathrooms even fucking exist

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To let you know someone's using the bathroom I guess

Do you shitpost at work?

Not all the time...
You know what they say when you got time to lean you got time to clean.

problem solves, now back to sleep

Fair enough. Had to take today off from work.

I'm just going to sleep on the sofa where I can't hear it,fuck my neighbors though

Oh, so not exactly solved. Good luck with that, I hope you're not the type that finds it nearly impossible to get back to sleep once they've been properly interrupted.

>Proxy has changed
Sounds good

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I don't know why I'm bumping but fuck it

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Go back to

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