HOLY FUCK DRAGON AGE 4

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WHO IS READY FOR THIS ROBOTS?!

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Could not possibly care less since the series went to shit right after origins

It's going to be fucking awful just like the last two. In fact, it will be even worse because Bioware doesn't have a single competent writer left. Pretty sure everyone who actually played the old CRPGs that inspired DA:O are gone now, too.

I'm SO FUCKING READY, Let Bioware shit out their last train wreck so EA can close the fucking studio already. I'm surprised it took them this long, they've released blunder after fucking blunder ever since EA acquired them. Can't wait to see Anthem go down in flames and then this directly afterwards. DA:O was a masterpiece and every game since has only served to shit on its legacy.

Yall are niggers and race traitors, kill yourselfs. They were all great games.

>HEY IM GAY WANNA TOUCH DICKS
>Yeah, no thanks
>-20 disposition with Anders

WOW GREAT GAME BIOWARE 10/10 RPG. You're a tasteless normie faggot, consider suicide.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but they weren't.

very comfy news op

i didnt play the second one, played origins and the 3rd one. the 3rd one is -supreme-, like Witcher 3 tier

This post is weird considering how you already know that the game will be full of propaganda.

>EA
EA

So a barely mediocre RPG with garbage combat? Yeah that sounds about right.

>the 3rd one is -supreme-, like Witcher 3 tier

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hunting all the dragons in the 3rd one was gg. they made the third dragon age right

>the 3rd one is -supreme-
Jesus fucking Christ user, are you mentally disabled?
Pic related, me interacting with Morrigan in Inquisition years after first falling in love with her at age 14
Is Bioware paying for fucking shills or something?

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no both of those posts are me. inquisition definitely lacked on the romance, best i could do was flirting with the dwarf scout.

but gameplay wise it was a 9/10

>No strategy required, just spam left click and pop health pots

WOW ITS JUST LIKE SKYRIM, IM SUCH A BADASS DRAGON HUNTER, NOW COME HERE MY TRANSEXUAL BULL BOYFRIEND LET ME GIVE YOU MY BOIPUSSY

You know what, I'm not surprised so many faggots on Jow Forums like this series, it's right up your alley now that I think about it.

>Dragon Age 4
This is 100% a horrible mistake.

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>health pots

there are no health pots, you didnt actually play the game huh

What the fuck are you talking about? Literally every Dragon Age game has health potions.

>WoW combat with 1/10th of the abilities, no strategy required in any encounter

9/10 COMBAT SYSTEM GAME OF THE YEAR, holy shit you are completely and utterly tasteless. Go play an actual RPG so you know what a good game is you fucking brainlet.

and theres no homo propaganda in the 3rd one, its pretty sterile in regards to romance, though complicated friendships exist.

gg gameplay is what inquisition is, i may play it again its been awhile. and i havent bought the expansions either.

I'm more hype for that Rage 2 trailer.

>using Danny Brown
INSTANT orgasm

>Bioware
>Two thousand fucking eighteen
Hard pass.

>wow combat

no, not even.

no? it doesnt have health pots. i dont remember using health pots, my tanks used armor and my mages shielded. sucks to suck noob gg

I did unfortunately, more then you apparently. Completed the game and all the DLC, as Origins is my favourite game of all time, and I so badly wanted this series to continue to be good. But it was a fucking atrocity and I don't know how I sat through as much as I did, and I sure as fuck will never torture myself like that again.

Both of you should kys. I bet you play counter strike like an old boomer fag.

no you obviously didnt, origins was amazing but so was inquisition. i agree that the lack of morrigan dialogue was a disappointment, but the game play was very good.

this guy didnt even play the game lmao

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>no? it doesnt have health pots
You must be baiting. Inquisition had health potions that AUTOMATICALLY REFILLED when you visited camp. It's actually impossible to run out of them.
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>I agree that the lack of morrigan dialogue was a disappointment

When the fuck did I mention anything about Morrigan? I'm not some pathetic waifu faggot that just wants to flirt with pixels, I actually enjoy good RPGs with choice and consequence that don't shove their ridiculous political agendas in my face every five minutes. God you're a tasteless retard. Yes I obviously did, ask me anything about the story, or lack of it.

oh lawl, thats right. oops

the story was just

>go here, slay
>and there, slay

it was simple. and the story with solas being the ancient wolf god or w/e was a nice touch. you must have struggled with the gameplay because i enjoyed it immensely, slaughtering the whole map.

right here is where you expressed your disappointment for lack of morrigan dialogue

Oh I struggled with it alright, spamming left click and tapping 1-4 every now and then is mind-numbing. Not surprised you enjoyed it so much, it's definitely a brainlets combat system.

I know friend. It is gonna be amazing

the absolute state of bioware fans in 2018
I bet you played on easy
That was me, not him, you fucking moron.

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Why did Bioware stop doing the Origin stories? That was part of what made DA:O so cool. Whatever, posting best boi

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>pc peasant
>not ps4 master race

lel. wew i see. mind numbing? your party wasnt good enough to auto slaughter everything like mine? interesting

>The Biodrone can't comprehend more then one person disliking his shitty fucking game.

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Pick a card, any card.

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nope, i played on the hardest difficulty because i like hunting dragons.

ran two warriors, one sword board tank and one 2h tank, a full support mage and my main was an archer that blew up things.

Wow the brainlet is also a console kiddie, let's all act surprised. Yeah ok, how was the modding scene on PS4? Nonexistent I'm guessing, hahahaha. So you're implying that letting your party do everything makes for a good combat system? Hahahahaha, well you're certainly the target demographic. By that I mean you're absolutely fucking retarded.

yes, actually. intelligent AI that knows how to peel and tank and support lets me play my main and blow everything up from a distance. most enjoyable gameplay.

modding? cute, the mark of an easy mode playing bab. stick to skyrim, please

>I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, ITS THE MOST ENJOYABLE WAY TO PLAY

Whatever retard, enjoy your next installment of your autistic dating simulator, as it'll no doubt be the last.

>enjoying a solid, 9/10 GOTY makes me a biodrone

confirmed for never getting past the castle in the mountain.

>intelligent AI
>play my main
>most enjoyable gameplay
>modding? cute, the mark of an easy mode playing bab
I changed my mind user you aren't retarded, you're a bait god.

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I caint believe yall dont like dragon age this much, desu, its toxic fans like yall is the reason they stopped the mass effect series. Please dont bitch about dragon age. My soul is only alive today Bc of dragon age. Dragon age romances and friendships were my rock and foundation when life was tough.

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>play my archer full time while my awesome party intelligently combats the numerous foes , letting me play dps full time taking out the squishies is brainless

k. inquisition is the most sterile in regards to romance, again you must have not been very good at this game :x

theyre skyrim trolls, theyve never actually played the game except for pirates copies

>the undercut
>a fucking knife
>dating the sasuke tier edgelord character
This is amazing. You really live like this?

They are queers that only play shit like call of duty black ops. Bet.

>still pretending to know what im talking about

no, the troll award goes to you. youve never played it, except maybe a couple hours on a badly pirated copy.

This post was so forced.

>every post just a second or two over 1 minute apart
absolute top fucking laugh

she is cute.

inquisition was solid. and i say this as a huge fan of origins, i remember raving on v when i finished origins, magical game.

It was actually quite fluid when I typed it.

>continues meaningless posts in the vein of "troll" and "top laugh"

you never played it except a pirated copy for an hour, at best. probably because it crashed after that hour lol

Nice. And yeah. Origins was amazing. I found it while I was in highschool. I cant even remember how many times I replayed it. Lol.

troll btfo! i am so good. and my party in inquisition is just as good as me now.

ughhh im about to replay inquisitions, i didnt play the dlcs ever

the bioware team leaves the story writing and character design to the SJW's, but lets the OG dev team develop the combat and gameplay,

fair, absolutely fair. but dont forget about us "rescue the princess in the castle" romance types!

Do it. So what I have planned is. I am replaying my elf/mage main playthough, Im always pro mage freedom. So I dont miss anything. And then Im gonna finish my human/warrior pro templar play through. Each one has different world states.

i think i slaughtered everybody in my game, i remember fighting templar and mages for loot. i didnt ever get past that special door in that temple place, i beat the main story too quickly.

Ya youre gonna need to go back and replay and fine tune that. That may just be my OCD completionist talking. Im anal as fuck about checking every corner for loot and doing every side quest.

i see youve not played an archer main yet. its quite fun

I did archer on DA2. But I havent in inquisition. I probably should though. I tend to switch to Sera sometimes anyway.

one shotting mages on archers is very funny

Ill have to give it a shot one day.

archers get an "aimed shot" type ability. i would stealth and aimed shot on the squishiest target, usually a mage, as an opener whenever i had the chance to. and i had the ability to vanish mid fight, and i would aimed shot another squishy. fun times. and this is while my two warriors are tanking/melee everything and refreshing their shield bar, as my mage casts supporting spells.

i got addicted to the combat gameplay i just went around everywhere slaughtering mages and templars. the people in my stronghold were the faction i chose.

anders isn't gay, user

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I'm hyped. I hope they bring back blood magic with arcane warrior for the best mage in any game that has ever existed.

Can't wait for another round of raped biodrone SJWs crying, about the only thing EA games are good for.

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I prefer Arcane Warrior + Spirit Healer. Open with Mana Clash or Fireball for best keks.

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If I can't date Solas, I don't care anymore
Ar lath ma vhenan