Oh fuck robots, I really fucked up

My life is over regardless, she is really bitchy and will tell her friends.

Even more reason to kms

I really should though. Im fucking toast tomorrow morning.

RAINING DUBBBBBBSSS!

Im not a faggot, it wasnt gay I was imagining her. Thats not the point. Everyone is gonna know. WTF DO I DO?

Got any pics of her at least?

You'll be fine. Just make it through highschool. College is a fresh start.

*sighs* yeah, I fucked up. Goddamn. Never gonna live it down.

NIGGA MY LIFE IS OVER. NO I DONT HAVE ANY PICS

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Of course but you technically were still jerking off to your male friend...that part of it makes it irredeemable, how can he pretend it didn't happen and move forward as your friend. Its over famalam

Thats so long, especially now after I did this shit. Im so stupid, I think Ive broken my fingers punching the walls.

I'm getting a creeping suspicion that you're not 18 years old or older.

Just tell people she's lying. It's ridiculous enough of a claim that they'll probably believe you over her

Fuckkkk yeah. He probably sees it that way. Youre right. God FUCKING DAMMIT.

Stop punching walls that solves nothing.

doesnt she have like an instagram or facebook or anything?

Lets hope so, Im a fucking loser though. People are mean and will believe anything. Just to bully and go with the crowd.

You've made it this far user. You can make it.

What am I supposed to do?

Yes dude but Im in the middle of crying, punching the walls, shaking and raging. Idc about satisfying your desire to see her.

Own up to it, and then cut contact.

Yeah that user is right its so unbelievable that you can deny it. You probably won't be friends with the guy but you can cover your own ass at least. Just need come up with a believable motive for why they'd lie on you.

This. People who punch shit when they're mad are retarded. I've literally seen somebody almost die from an arterial bleed after punching a window. Either punch a pillow or smash shit with a hammer or smash shit on the floor, that would be cheaper than breaking your bones and having medical bills.

Just have a confident posture/body language, maintain eye contact and don't fidget with your hands when you tell people she's lying. It's easy.

Thanks I guess. Lets hope I can.

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Nice dubs. You can either lie or own up to it. There's no great solution. You just gotta bite the pillow.

Just calm down. Can you change the past? No, so there's no reason to have a breakdown.

I guess yall are right. Ill have to lie about it. I just know people are gonna be fucking mean to me about it.

>own up to it
Nope. Then they'll have text evidence or possibly recorded evidence of him admitting to it. There literally is no reason to own up to it. It would solve nothing.
>Yeah I was masturbating to her moans.
That wouldn't solve anything.

Just use the strategy someone said earlier about coming out as gay or some shit, everyone's scared of being homophobic nowadays.

I said own up to it, not lie. Lying isn't going to do shit but make you look worse, because we give off body language signs when we lie. Repeat after me: own up to it, cut contact.

This. Whatever you do, do not admit it. Just deny, deny and deny. They can't prove anything.

Unironically good idea. Good way to victimize yourself in the situation.

People are going to think Im even MORE of a loser/freak than I already am if I do that. Add that on top of losing my only friend.

I think this is the best course of action yeah. I will post the results tomorrow I guess.

>
You could always embrace the loser reputation. That's what I did when I was in middle school

Well I dont think I have a shot at being cool anymore. Goddamn.

LOL i just remembered a repressed memory I guess. I got caught jerking off by like 4 dudes in the dorms. I didn't know the room was unlocked, luckily I heard a footstep and mostly covered by the time the door open, it was still obvious what I was doing but they didn't actually see a dick in my hand kek. Thankfully I was like Amazon, too big to fail, they pretended not to notice and didn't spread it because I had too much social clout.

You use Jow Forums, you've never had a shot

>Literally have loud sex next to other people rooms
>call you creep for masturbate
LMAO Fucking roasties if you werent ugly this wouldnt happend

You're trying to make him kill himself huh lol sad

Losing? You lost your friend the moment he caught you getting off to him fucking his girlfriend.

You aren't going to be able to hide it. So would you rather look even more autistic by lying unconvincingly, or at least have SOME sort of manhood and admit that yes, you fucked up, and you're sorry. Running from problems doesn't solve them. You WILL have to atone for this eventually. You can either admit to it, cut contact, and get it out of the way and move on, or you can try (and fail) to deny it, and deal with the as the consequences from that slowly radiate outwards for god-knows-how-long.

Rape her, I'm serious. Get her alone and fucking decimate her pussy. Tell her that if she tells anyone then you will do the same thing again but in her asshole.

Masturbating outside someone's bedroom door isn't some regular mistake that normies make. Stop trying to get him to totally kill his social life.
>I masturbated right outside their bedroom, but it was just a mistake, alright

Fuck I KNOW RIGHT?! THATS HOW THESE THINGS WORK THOUGH

If I come out as gay my parents would disown me, they already caught me ordering *feminine* stuff in the mail one time. I was able to trick them into thinking it was a gift for a girl.

No thats fucking evil and ill go to prison

Fuck fuck fuck. Im such a pussy, I dont know if I have the courage not to deny it.

I would never admit this shit are you nuts. He's in highschool theres no glory or honor to be had in admitting something like this. He has to lie and keep lying till he's moved on to a new social circle.

Both of yall make good points.

You don't have to have the courage to lie. Confident body language and eye contact, remain stoic. Don't question it, just do it.

>No thats fucking evil and ill go to prison
She deserves it, you'd be doing everyone a favour.

I cant do that. Thats very wrong.

Thats seriously what you would do?

Oh yeah, and the rumors spread about him beating his meat to the sound of his male friend fucking his girlfriend isn't going to kill his social life? At this point, it's more about personal honor than it is about his social status, because his social status is already going to be as low as possible, ESPECIALLY if he is in high school. So the very least he can do is fess up to his retarded decision, and can at least have a SHRED of self-integrity. Chances are if you disagree with this, you're either underage or a manchild.

OP, be a fucking man and OWN UP. The one good thing about being at rock bottom, is that you can only go up. Are you going to go up, or continue to wallow around at rock bottom?

Stop talking to them. Only go to school when needed and then leave. Find friends outside of school. Escape highschool bullshit.

Okay. Okay. Youre right. Fuck it. Ive kind of chilled out. I think I might can sleep now. Okay.

Do you think he had much self-integrity or personal honour in the first place if he spanking the monkey to his friend having sex?

Harsh but true user...

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I wouldn't be in this situation to begin with, but yes that is what I would do to deny any embarrassing claims about me, regardless of if they're true or not.

Low social/emotional intelligence. People are easily swayed. If you're more confident than your opponent then people will believe you over them. Worst case scenario, having only a few people doubt her claims is better than saying "I spanked my monkey to my friend having sex" and 100% of people believing it and avoiding him.

No, hence the portion about being at rock bottom. Just because he didn't then, doesn't mean he can't start now.

I truly hope you do, for your sake. The worst case scenario is the same whether you do or don't, but the best case scenario is better if you don't lie. I'd recommend you follow what said, and try to befriend people from outside of school. Everybody does retarded shit in high school. That doesn't excuse it, but you aren't the first, and sure as fuck aren't the last. Focus on bettering yourself so you don't have a repeat incident.

You have two routes as I see it and its fucked up

If you think you can trust the guy to not say anything then you only have to worry about the girl and she will tell her friends no matter what, maybe it leaks maybe it doesn't

or

he tells people and it explodes quickly. If you think its this one then you're down to desperation tactics...like lying on them before they can tell on you...

>Isn't okay with letting you jerk off outside while he fucks his bitch.
Some damn """friend""" he is. You deserve better associates OP. Also, dude's gf sounds like quite a stupid, oblivious cunt: this thot pretty much publicizes her sexuality by having noisy sex that one can hear outside of the confines of the room, and then has the nerve to accuse YOU of being a pervert when you get aroused by it. Fucking hypocrite.

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Here's what you do you underage fuck. First you wait for them to tell everyone and then you live stream your suicide. Make sure to call out all their names and say it's their fault to make them responsible for your death.

In my opinion you should deny everything when confronted.

But whatever you do, it's not the end of the world. There's loads of other places to make friends than at school. The friends I had when I was at school were guys I met at a game store playing Yugioh.

I'm not saying he has to walk up to the class and announce what he did, I'm saying that if and when his friend confronts him about it (and if he doesn't, OP needs to SEEK his friend) and apologize for it.

Is the situation really out of hand to the point where you have to deny or own up to it publicly yet?
If only your friend and his girlfriend knows you have to contact them before it spreads.
I'm sure there is a way to convince them to not spread it.

I really appreciate all the advice yall. Im gonna try and get some sleep. Thanks again.

>Find friends outside of school.
Literally how?

His friend already knows he had his dick out. Seems like OP is more worried about his girlfriend telling everyone.

Good luck user. I'm sure your friend is a reasonable person, and isn't mean spirited. If you hit him up and apologize for it, I doubt he'll be OK with it, but you might at least convince him to not completely destroy you socially. You should do the same with the girl, as well.

>maturbating

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Good point. OP its time to pay off the witnesses and blame it on being drunk or some shit while you're at it.

With all that said, highschool doesn't matter. None of that shit is real and you won't give a flying fuck about it just a year or two after its over. Its hard to realize this while you're still there tho but if you can then nothing that happens can shame you.

>I just know people are gonna be fucking mean to me about it.
No shit, you deserve it for being such a creep.

Get a job. I worked at a Burger King and had a large group of older friends that were done school. All through high school.

How does that even work. He'd have to come out at the same time this story gets out, making it an obvious excuse. It'd be like Kevin Spacey's attempt at doing pretty much exactly this, and that didn't really work and even gays called him out for perpetuating stereotypes of homosexuals being perverted. There is no lifehack for this situation. Just gotta push through, probably by coming up with a good alibi and then deny, deny, deny

I tried that once but everyone at my company was a 40-50 year old indian on a work visa so there was no common ground to make friends.

>Idc about satisfying your desire to see her.
You think we give a rat's ass about your blog post? Stop shitting up the catalog. Pics or fuck off.

this
Everyone in this thread needs to stop being such high school drama queens and OP needs to post this chick that was worth embarrassing himself over or the thread is pointless.

Nigga no. I cant do that. Im sorry. I really think thats a bad move though.

I'm getting a creepy suspicion that his friend's gf is not 18 years or older

idc about it but post someone a celeb or something that she resembles just so they shut up

Which makes OP a major pedo for fapping to her.
OP better start preparing his anus for the prison showers once she tells everyone what he did.

I can relate. Have the same issue at my current job but I think you can pick jobs that would have people your age easily.
You're 16-18? Try retail. Shoe stores that sell sneakers or Chuck's. and others I can't think of but you can easily look around to find people your age who are working.

If your friend kicks you out because you were masturbating to him having sex then he is not much of a bro to begin with.

Just post a fucking pic, then we can all leave having gained something

unless you count reasons to commit suicide I don't see what op is gaining here

I've done this too, although I never got caught. I even got a sextape of her. She's actually a nice girl too, which makes it a lot hotter to me. Beneath her sweet exterior, I've seen her naked, taking dick and getting jizzed on like a good little slut. It's not often that you get honest-to-god porn of your female aquaintances. I'm never getting rid of it.

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>pedo
First off unless she is prepubescent then OP is either a hebe or ephe you retarded NPC. Second if OPs friend is actually fucking a prepubescent then OPs friend has bigger things to worry about then OPs masturbation in fact OP can use this against him with police or rumors

Pedo defense brigade right on cue.

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and HOW did you do it stupid dont say that and not explain

Got it off a phone by being sneaky. I saw an opening and went for it. A lot of people have a bad habit of forgetting/not locking their phones.

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You had time to find it and copy it?

Yep, sure did.