Rpg Quest

No, of course, you can still join the party.

In that case, I agree with sir Pepis the Tender

I am Gondola the patient

Currently isolated atop mount feels.

>You buy food and suplies
>You try to talk to the people around
>Even though there were little to no people wanting to talk, you manage to talk to someone wandering around
>"Oh, hello new soldier. Sorry for everyone, the mood is not that good. The other hiding camps were atacked, and our suplies are getting low."
>"Do you want to talk some more"?
>>About the king ChadWick >>About our situation

lmao the boomer is riding a john deer(e)

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lets get some info of our enemy

>"Oh, that guy, he was actually a good king until he went nuts and started talking about reigning for all eternity."
>"After all protest that was having he sudendly dissappeared away from the kingdom leaving his brother to be the new king"
>"Then he came back with an army of undead, leading to war"
>"In the end he won, he killed his brother, then took over"
>"Do you want to know our situation?"
>>Yes
>>No

yes, what exactly happened here
also, what kind of spells do I have at my disposal?

Do we have any more information on the undead
And I'd also like to know more of my abilities

>gondola I summon thee

You have: Autismo Beam - Creates a powerful beam that can cut through stone
and: Hug Fren - Heals two patners at a time
You have: Arrow of Light - A strong arrow that has a chance of poisening the enemy
>>Yes
>"Okay then. Our situation is poor, the amount of food and suplies is decreasing."
>"Some people are starving even. I heard that by tomorrow in the morning we are probably leaving."
>"The undead, well theres one word i can describe them: Disgusting"
>"When a soldier dies they use the necromancy spell while theyre still concious, so that the conciousness wont go away"
>"They do that until theres no body remaining"

What do you want to do now?
>>Go to sleep
>>Train
>>Play some games

>*appears from the crowd, as if already expecting you* how may I help u fren?

>I have no gf
Wat do
(I'm on an isolated mountain)

Do some target practice before going to sleep

(Oh shit I misread)
>*gives a wizard laugh*
Just be yourself fren, work out and shit. Self-improvement is the way to go.

Or
Raise yourself a little girl and make her your gf when she grows up

I think im gonna offer half of my portion of food to the starving ones

On a more serious note how do I extract the legendary virgin sword from the stone?

You train your range for some hours, then go to sleep.
You do that, they thank you. You go to sleep.

*strokes neckbeard* hmmm.... legend has it that the sword only appears in the age of chad and Stacy, and in the perilous era, only a virgin can pull it out, although not without its tests. You must... practice no fap for 9 days, no more, no less, and on the 9th day pee on the sword. But first, are you a virgin?

9 days? That is an impossibility! There must be another way maybe if there was a Beam strong enough to cut the stone hmmmm.

Everyone is asleep know. There are some soilders sleeping in shifts to guard the camp.
Silence as the night stars fly throw the sky.
Sudendly, the undead launch a atack on the camp!
The undead are killing our people
People try to escape but get trapped
>What to do?

help the trapped ones

Ok. You rolled a seven.
>You succed help the majority of them. They give you a little bit of their suplies, then run away.
>A big one tries to atack you and Gregolas
>What do you do?

Oh yes also a virgin

cast autismo beam at it

You rolled a five. The beam hits its leg. It screams and try hit you. Roll for the enemy

It got a 7. It hits Greg in the chest, throwing him backwards.
>What do

hug fren greg and try to run

Try to get some distance between myself and the undead.

You rolled a 1. It barely heals greg but he can walk(barely). You try to run and hide in the forest.

The undead is searching for you two.

The trips of doom. Greg's fucked :c

Arrow of light right in his face, after which I try to get more distance.

You rolled a six. Right in the eye. It falls on ground dead. Now you better get going because the other undead are gonna start searching for survivos in the forest.

Yeah, gathering whatever survivors I have around me and getting our robot asses out of there

You two try to get your way out of the forest with the survivors. You find a path that leads a way out. You follow it. When youre out of the forest you see a stone path. Following that path, you enconter a little village. Its quite populated.
>You can go:
>To the shop
-map
-antidotes
-potions
>Talk to the people
-a young child
-a old man
>To the Hotel
-sleep in the hotel
-drink in the hotel's bar
>Talk to the survivors

Stock up on potions, get a map

fuck me, wrong name. Yes, I am a retard.

Who are you? origanlly

Hey im going to take a nap, so ill be gone for a while. Does anyone wanna take my place?

This guy. But regardless, it seems the game's dead, I think I'm the only one still around.

Yea i think we gotta end this session and play another day, well goodbye
->>>>>>>{DungeonMasterOut}

yeah that ruins it a bit.

>fell asleep
fuck guys, did I ruin it?