Ask the 8-ball robots

but who was taller? 0-4 me, 5-9 him

Will I win the democratic caucus

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Just to be sure will I get laid (as in get to have sex with a woman) this weekend?

originally asking if i should kms, o great 8

Will everything in my house turn out ok

lole you got trolled
is 14 13 04 the right combination?

is this true 8-ball?

yeah but should i really do it?

Ok, same question if you are ready 8 ball

Should I/Will i kill myself?

yes, says eightball

ok the final question 8-ball should i kill myself tonight?

should i kill myself tonight 8-ball?

Should I get some sleep now?

does this shite work?

Am I going to die from the cancer I contract?

But you will be loved tomorrow user!
Their sources are flawed and unreliable.
checked
Dubs overrides the 9 and means that you should not kill yourself, and should instead ask your crush out tomorrow.
Answer overridden by meme magic. Follow instructions above.
Don't do it user.
All negative answers overridden by big dick nrg.

Is today the day I jump off a bridge

Will the butthole mods delete this thread again and ruin all our innocent fun?

Will I ever get a gf?

Origami

Nooo... mods, why? Why must you take everything that I love?? ;_;

Should I convert to Islam? Seriously Mr 8 Ball, show me the way

Wew, dodged a bullet there... Should I take a bullet instead?

why are dubs banned everywhere outside /b/ anyway? dubs threads are great threads

Idk, I wish they weren't, good wholesome fun right there. I guess because they don't really bring anything of actual value to the board discussion wise and it makes people just spam dumb shit.
>but isn't that what Jow Forums was really all about?

Will my porn addiction continue for more than a year?

Does she have any romantic interest in this user?

Is December going to be a good month for me?

Is December going to be a terrible month for this user?

For fuck's sake. Fiiiine.

Is December going to be a good month for me?

...I fucking hate December.

Should I quit browsing Jow Forums?

Should i trust you 8-ball?

Will this user quit Jow Forums permanently in the coming year?

will i ever date Polina?

Will I get over this writer's block soon?

should i commit a mass shooting?

Will this user commit a mass shooting?

Will I get my ideal girlfriend sometime in the next 2 years?

Will this user get his ideal girlfriend sometime in the next 2 years?

At least it's not no, maybe there's still hope for me

Will this user find a lifetime of happiness with a girl that fulfills him sometime in the next 2 years?

This shit is like a fucking drug, I know it's bad for you (your psyche soaks up all the pessimism and toxicity here) but I feel compelled to visit here. Will probably join another internet community.

Should I be more confident in myself, and strive to succeed in life ?

Should this user just pull himself up by the bootstraps and do what he needs to do?

I'll change my question

Will I get my ideal gf in sometime in the next 3 years?

Will he ever get and keep a girl he loves?

Ideal wife-material girlfriend... next 4 years? Yes Or No?

Will this user settle for a woman he doesn't love and keep her for the rest of his life?

nooo

I shall not bother then,

Will BTC go to 5000 in 3 days?

Will BTC be outlawed in all major countries and forcibly seized by all major trading sites within the next 3 days?

Can I at least visit SFW blue boards?

Soo can I?

Will this user get murdered very soon?

Will this user get brutally killed very soon to now?

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Will I ever find love before the next Christmas?

Will this user ever find love with a human?

will i ever bust a nut inside of an attractive female?

Will this user impregnate many very attractive and young females in the next year?

Should i end it all? originally of course

rolly roll, originally.. duh

Will it be a female human?

Will this user die in a car accident before Christmas of this year?

Good luck, buddy. The 8-BALL has spoken. Enjoy your bride.

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Will the future hold any meaningful value for me?

Will this user live past the age of 100?

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Will the next user who posts in this thread go to Heaven?

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Will I ever get Jow Forums

This is original

Enjoy heaven you nerd

Will I ever be loved? originally ofcourse

will i kill myself? original

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will i accomplish the big virginity slay next year

are you just fucking with this man 8-ball?

Am I going to die this year? heart stop pumping, brain stop firing

Am I good?
Original

will I be able to move out of my parents house before I end up killing myself?

fuCKING--

will I become a better, more respectable, and stronger/intelligent person?

will I manage to change myself into a better person overall?

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If i killed myself will i be reborn as a quttie gurl

if he kills himself will he burn in hell for all of eternity?

If i kill myself and him will i be reborn as a quttie gurl and he as my lez gf

Will anyone here actually have a girlfriend?

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i need to die right now please boss

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Will this user find out he is a quantum immortal far too late and end up in a crippled state for all eternity?

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Will I fuck the bitch I want to fuck??

will i ultimately regret not killing myself?

If i killed them all and myself will we reborn as quttie gurls

does she still care about me? i doubt it though