May 1st will be the day nuclear weapons are used and a fake alien invasion occurs

Prepare now. Shit will hit the fucking fan real soon. Grab as much food and water as you can now, then worry about firearms and ammo.

Godspeed, anons.

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don't forget warm clothes. it will be cold everywhere.

But its already may 1st?

It's already May 1st and everything's fine, yo

This is according to GMT here in USA. It will happen within 24 hours.

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remember this day.

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OP confirmed for faggot once again for spreading fake news

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Nice maymay

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dumb retard

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what happens wen psycho reds the bible.
lol.

go to bed

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go to bed

the day will come when you cannot hide. that day is upon you. I do not belive in some kike fairytale like christianity anyways. but (((they))) do and are LARPing hard, and control it all.

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step into the void.

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ok, you didnt read the bible, you watched tv.
i hope you forget that war lie in your mind,
the best for you.
allways remember: that promiss is to happen befor you even borne, many years of promiss ?

What makes you think this anyway?

Insider info. I am high ranking USAF

Why should I believe you and why are you posting this on Jow Forums of all places?

you don't have to. I just wanted to maybe warn a few people. i have to go now. i have to take my family away to colorado nuke shelters

i wish this would happen for real so i could have an excuse to skip my exams