I would have graduated as a Police Officer today. I was kicked out of the academy 2 months ago after an drunken incident. I lost my gf who was hot as fuck, all my friends, respect of my parents and blew my one and only chance at a normal life. Salary was literally 70k a yearas a probationary. I'm now a 29 yo alcoholic with no skills living with his parents.
How badly I wish I could go back 12 months and tell my then fucked up self what a massive opportunity I was about to have. But now. I didnt care for it, took it for granted and let the bottle take over.
What do you regret the most Jow Forums
>Yfw watched the livestream on facebook today. >Saw ex
Got drunk and got into a fight. The guy reported it. I was booted out a week later.
Luke Wood
Literally just move to a different city and become a cop there.
You'll find a new girlfriend to abuse in no time.
Jaxon Edwards
>What is a back ground check
Uno its the current year right? On police applications they ask you to disclose your personal history including employment and any applications youve made with other LEOs. Also the incident was reported to the actual locals cops and there is an event on me so I'de have to declare that in the criminal history check.
This isnt the 1950s where you could just move to another town and start over mate. Everything leaves a trace these days and you bet your ass big organizations will scrutinize every little bit of info they have on you.
Bentley Howard
Just lie, retard. Everyone does it.
Oliver Robinson
>Lying on a cop application
HAHAHAHA dude do you know what a back ground check is? You cant lie about being kicked out of a Police academy for assault. They reported it to the cops. However the guy didnt press charges. There is a event on me on the police system. You know its a crime to lie on applications right?
Not the mention a previous one where i tried to break into someones home while drunk.
Jackson Johnson
Oh well I guess you're just a complete degenerate reject. That sucks.
Juan Reed
Now youre getting it. The even more nuts part is I was in the Army and basically pissed that away as well. I wasnt kicked out or dishonorably discharged but pretty much burned every bridge.
Kayden Nelson
Time to fake a disability? Or I guess you're deep enough down the drain that you have actual depression now.
You can still live a comfy NEET life.
Josiah Wood
thats too bad normie
Hudson Brooks
DESU I probably could. I definitely do have mental issues stemming from my childhood and adolescence. Things I did in the military probably didnt help. But Im still holding out hope that maybe in the future I can go back into the military or maybe have another shot at the cops. Cant do that if I'm on disability.
Jack Wilson
Just work a crappy normie job but concealed carry. Or become a prepper and start living that kind of lifestyle.
Luis Nguyen
Im Australian m8. No guns here.
Parker Gomez
That sucks bro. At least you can see where you've gone wrong. I know too many people who have done something similar and just blame it on others without changing their ways.
If you were able to get into that situation once you can do it again. Honestly.
>for me Could have gotten into medical school on my high school grades (automatic entry here) but instead fucked about and flunked out. I've gotten in recently (second year med student now) but I'm twenty-fucking-eight. I would have been a practicing doctor for four years had I actually spent 6 months applying myself when I was younger.
It all worked out in the end, but I'm still a sack of shit living with his parents while he studies, and I will be into my 30's.
Brody Wilson
I'm a miltary NEET - Get VA and a check from the Marines. $3800 a month and still a loser.
Eli Collins
Fuck did you lose a leg or something? See I bet you were a grunt and got to see action. I never did so the guilt of having gone into battle looms over me. And I dont want to be one of those 30 something year losers who been in, never deployed, never promoted and then a war comes around when hes 33. Its a young mans game.
Daniel Bell
Did 3 deployments from 2004-2008. Spent ~20 months dealing with towel heads everyday and it will take its toll I suppose. Didn't get shot, just saw a lot of people who did
Anthony Perry
Been out a long time and not 100%, but I think the Marines demote you for E-2 or the second lowest enlisted rank if you get back in. Could not imagine putting up with a 20 year old bossing me around at 30.
Jonathan Wilson
As a foreword I am a 28yo kissless virgin
I was on a boat on the Taiwanese coast, work related stuff. It was a perfect night, warm, a bit windy. The only thing that could compete with the milkyway was the faint glow of the Taiwanese coastline in the horizon. I was leaning on the railing and enjoying the night and the warm breeze.
Suddenly a qt3.141 co-worker of mine, a British girl, came next to me. I had had the hots for her for quite a while. We just stood there admiring the view and the atmosphere. Then she kinda got closer and started leaning on me. And grabbed my hand, slowly. I felt how she started to face me, her hair was blown on my face. Damn it smelled good. I could feel her warmth. She started asking personal questions, and finally asked what I think of her. Her face was really close to mine. If I had faced her directly we would have been basically kissing.
I told her she is quite nice, asked if she was cold and went under the deck to make some coffee and fetch a blanket. She wasn't there when I got back. Didn't talk to her after that.
Jonathan Moore
>Could not imagine putting up with a 20 year old bossing me around at 30. Thats what Im afraid of. Thing is I never wanted to promote. When I joined I never worried about it, I didnt see it as something important and paid if off. Now I see why you should. Problem is Im a shit leader, I cant do anything escept worry about myself and work within a team of dudes who can all work together. When you have butting heads, egos and asshole NCOs and officers it makes it shit but I literally couldnt handle the pressure of being a JNCO.
Jeremiah Davis
I was a shit leader for the most part. The thing is once you pick up rank here all you do is roll the shit down hill onto the ranks below you. I got out as a SNCO and would just have the NCO tell the non NCOs what they had to do.
Gabriel Brown
Yeah I get that but thats what I hate too. Problem is a JNCO youre expetcted to know everything about your job. Here in Australia for example if your an JNCO youre qualified to teach and instruct on any course you are qualified in. So you can randomly be called to go somewhere and teach a course on something you haven't touched in years. Same goes with drill and ceremonies and military skills competitions. Bassically if youre a shit who paid everything off it becomes obvious And if you fuck it or dont show the necessary initiative and confidence they demote you. I wish being a corporal eas just you looked after 4 guys and lead them in the field and that was it.
The only place you can be a lifer private is in the special forces because they only promote dudes who are capable as they dont need JNCOs because they have plenty. They are perfectly happy for you to stay and do 20 years as a private aslong as you are switched on.
Connor Gonzalez
I wish I had never found Jow Forums. I wish I had never found mmos. I wish I had never procrastinated.
Christopher Jenkins
Well at least youll still be in a respected profession when you do graduate. Im gona have to go back into the Army which will be a pain in the ass and I dont really want to do it. The truth is being a cop would have been good for me. But I wasnt willing to put in the effort for it.
Camden Nelson
It is really competitive here for lower ranks. I got lucky in the fact that I was in a combat zone for most of mine. I got NCO in Iraq and kinda coasted for the rest of my time. I couldn't drill or teach to save my ass ever.
Logan Barnes
They shipped me to Iraq 2 months after my boot camp for 11 months.
John Diaz
You guys do promotions right. Here in Australia it doesnt matter how many trips youve done, whether youve got a medal or whether youre a POG or SF. No one promotes until youve done the junior leadership course which is the most hated course in the Army. Bassically everyone from all corps gets thrown into a 3 month shit show, essentially its recruit school 2.0 except they teach you everything about leadership from lessons, drill, nav to the final wek outfeidl where they starve you and sleep derpive you to build 'resilience'. Its fucked because you have guys who are instinctively good soldiers but who cant do any barracks room shit right and they fuck the course up where as POGs who know everything ace it. And it makes you look like shit.
Lucky you. Here in Aus you have fight and compete for trips. We dont deploy unit groups we deplyuo combat teams so people from all different units and corps. If youre a specilist POG you're all good but any combat arms its literally every cunt putting his hand up for 50 spots. Some units literally run selection courses for it. Its lie making dogs fight over meat scraps.
Joshua Williams
Should have talked to lawyer about it as soon as it happened. Talk to someone at the academy, they should have some process for appeals. Maybe you can try again.
Tyler Taylor
Actually I used to be in the military and I am applying for Police Academy in a year.
My current job sucks ass and my plan is to do something that matters, and if I am lucky I'll catch a bullet in the dome doing it.
Andrew Wilson
Well OP, my honest-to-goodness feel right now is that you've made me feel a hell of a lot better by posting the fact that you're 29 and prospectless.
Grayson Smith
You need to not do that next time... sheesh. I mean, sex isn't all that really but fucking learn when to whip it out
Easton Sanchez
We had course work you had to do, but everyone has the answers to all the tests. No one cared about them even higher ranks. They fuck with us like that as well. I just never had time to fuck it up before deployment. We didn't have to compete to go like you guys. After boot camp you get assigned a unit based on your job and your unit is either a deployment unit or not. If it is you deploy whenever they say - when I got there they were already in training to go. I got to fade all the fuck fuck games they play on new guys.
Blake Jones
I will never see her again. I am not working in Asia anymore and she stayed there.
Chase Lewis
The fact she threw herself on you means there will be a next time... probably countless more if you don't let yourself go to shit. You've got that natural beta-pull user, don't squander it.
Isaac Perry
They did give me the appeal process, no point in bothering. As for the lawyer well that would be stupid because they didnt press charges against me. If I came back and tried to sue them they would just take me to court and then Ide in shit facing an assault charge.
Joshua White
Girl I flirted with in high school texted me in highschool and is basically throwing herself at me. I think she's cute and all but I'm a NEET bum who is pretty worthless so I just ghosted her. I feel really bad about cause she doesn't deserve to be led in like that and I do like her but I'm too scared to text her back. I don't even know what I'd say. It's a little more than a week since she's heard from me and it just gets worse every day I wait. Any advice?
Befriend her and tell her about all your failed Tinder interactions
Josiah Cruz
If only I had any
Brandon Sullivan
this board is filled with kids what do you expect fucking newfags killing all the good shit.
Jack Hughes
My biggest regret is >be 17 >HS is in the same building with middle school >Valentine's day >smoking with friends, trying to be a cool guy >see a 10-11yo girl with glasses staring at me >she comes over, trembling >hands me a card, she is shaking and not making eye contact >wtf, hear friends laughing at me >on the card it reads "you are my valentine" with a spelling error >I am no pedo so I am not interested >also my friends are laughing >throw the card on the ground, stomp it >the girl looks horrified >call her an ugly pig and tell her to fuck off >see tears in her eyes, she runs away
>later that day in math class >boring, stare out of the window >see that girl walking away from the school, crying >a group of older girls following her and throwing trash on her
Felt pretty bad. She later quit school and attempted suicide a few years later. The incident with me was when her bullying started.
>no point in bothering Well just mope and die then you waste of time No sympathy from me if you wont even expend effort to fix your life A 10% chance of getting back through appeal or a 0% chance by saying fuck it HMMMMMM boohoo
