Describe the fembot/malebot of your dreams

this but hair ass length

Do you honestly think I'm listing my expectations for a boyfriend and not describing a guy I've met on here?

In that case, I don't care much for looks as long as it doesn't actually hurt to look at her (badly disfigured, morbidly obese). Matching interests and personality though.

yes indeeed roastie

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Greentext it lazy man, that's the point of the thread.

Must be hard to have a two digit IQ, then, user. I hope you can get a fruitful life anyway.

all of my dreams involve my family, friends, and coworkers criticizing me for my faults, or of situations where i'm being falsely accused of serious crimes. There are no love interests in my dreams.

There are likewise no love interests for me on Jow Forums. I'm a male, btw, stay away thirsty boys.

Not a literal dream you idiot, like an ideal.

>fembot of my dreams
>female Jow Forums poster of my dreams
>the girl of my dreams would not know of Jow Forums and I would have no reason to mention it to her
>we would get married and I'd never come here again

she's not here dude.

She doesn't need to be here, an ideal, get a fucking dictionary.

>Female
>Same height or shorter, i'm 5'6''
>Not fat
>Can't care less about eye or hair color
>Have a good smile

I just want someone who i can talk with without being a total autist

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>Describe the fembot/malebot of your dreams
>she doesn't need to be here

which is it fucktard? You don't call the women in cafeteria at your office fembots, do you??

>5'2"
>skinny
>neck/chin length blonde hair (like pic related)
>dark eyebrows
>nice warm brown eyes
>slightly conventionally attractive face but mostly cute
>pale skin with freckles
>clingy
>submissive though kind of bratty
>likes to cuddle and hold hands and shit
>B-cup or small C-cups
>relatively wide hips and a round butt (not necessarily big, just nicely shaped)

here's pic originally related

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She doesn't need to be real, she doesn't need to browse Jow Forums, can be fictional, your ideal.
The one in OP's post was a tumblrina for example, I found her on some 3rd party "dating" site.
But in general, as a gf/bf/bff what would you like to have in a bot.

>Male
>Likes martial arts movies
>Likes Sci Fi
>Won't mind, or will binge vidya with me
>Loves cuddling
>Into /tg/
>Explosive laughter
>loyal
>Calm but playful
>Good with kids
>Will hold my hand all the time
>Won't mind waiting until marriage

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Never understood the appeal of butts
t.titman

do you fit my criteria ? you sound pretty cute

I kind of grew out of tits when i got out of puberty but butts are more fun to hold

female
9-12 y/o
under 100 pounds
latina
spoiled
bratty
slutty
size queen
>presexual hair.jpg
alpha
dominant
good at pegging
violent when angry

4 11, 120 lbs is p fat

I disagree, tits are on the same side as face, this makes them naturally superior, also nipples.

I don't mind, the kind of fat that's not folds, it's all smooth.

male
15-16 y/o
6ft
black
big dick
drug dealer
gang affiliate
bi
has a gun
skates
cute style
6 pack
sense of humor

That's not real, op. Fat can't be perky.

no that's what makes it awkward. You have to focus on both her tits and her face while you are fondling them.

Nope. Tall and hapa

read originallo

>put hands on boobs
>caress them
>look at her face enjoying it
What's the problem here?

>female
>5'4-5'10
>skinny
>black hair
>very little to no makeup
>will yell at me for not using chopsticks correctly
>will find my autism cute
>will read manga with her voicing the girl characters while I voice the male characters
>will do a villian laugh while I do mine
>will laugh at fat people with me

>female
>180cm or taller'
>slender body
>interesting style/something out of the ordinary
>gentle, smart, clingy
>needs no friends but me
>enjoys casual drug use
>has the same hobbies as me, or is at least interested in them cause i like them
>loves me to death, would never cheat on me, or even be tempted to do so
>loves animals, nature
>into casual gaming
>loves me and would never cheat on me
>acts differently towards me than she does to anyone else in the world
>wouldn't be overly submissive in our relationship, 50/50
>would take the initiative when we first meet (i'm shy as fuck)
>wouldn't cheat on me
>first to confess
>wouldn't cheat on me

too bad there probably isn't a girl like that out there :c If there is, my discord is RisenZT#8972

>female
>5/10
>6'0"
>skinny-busty, wide hips
>black hair
>big canine teeth
>Gene Simmons tongue
>thick, meaty puss
>bad acne scars, doesn't wear makeup to cover them
>mean to everybody except me
>insecure and clingy so she'll never leave me
>loves to complain about shit with me
>immediately responds to messages
>glares at other girls when we're out
>will day drink with me
I know she doesn't exist, just let me dream.

>>wouldn't cheat on me
You said this 4 times, that's a lot of damage

Fact isn't meant to be original. Fat does not perk. It's uneven which creates the cottage cheese look in anyone with too much, which starts once a perain becomes overweight/chubby. A little fat is normal and necessary without too much uneven-ness, not chubby.

That's what makes OP's girl so great, tight looking chubby, they're out there.

oh that's not too bad happas are cute

Chubby can't look tight because you need fat to be chubby.

>looks like pic attached
>studying or studied a STEM degree
>musical
>kind and gentle
>loyal
>funny

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Not tight like a skinny person, smooth, no flabs, no rolls, looks tight, is still chubby. Fat distributed to the right places, evenly.

>4'7-5'4
>75-200
>black hair brown eyes
>autistic
>clingy
>only talks to me
>obsessive
>anime and vidya

That's not chubby, user. It's called good genetics plus being an ideal weight. Chubby implies too much fat.

That's why I added tight, in any case you can imagine her now, cute af.

>male
>taller than me
>big pp
>nice face
>not a total asshole
>have similar interests
>feels warm when you touch him
>similar taste in music
>same age
>loyal as fuck
>likes to cuddle with me
>good sense of humor
>nice smile
>wont get mad at me when I'm acting like a cunt

>female
>Max 1.80m
>actually in pretty good shape, thinks to be overweighted, a little tummy visible when wearing something that is a bit to small
>treats everyone equal(race, Sex etc. Doesn t matter to her, only the personallity is important
>likes anime, kpop
>scary, but in a fun way
>loves to bully eachother
>honest with her fealings

Yeah, I can. Bet she is cute. Fling-worthy but too psychotic for me.

Is there a special name for that type of body tho?

that's me. Contact details?

Let me know.

I fit this criteria.

Contact details - discord etc..?

Stop it, get out, not a hookup request, this is a place for dreams

>female
>5'5 or less
>enjoys art
>wants 3 children
>honest with feelings
>wants to travel (camping, hiking and such)

Get FUCKED you cooked cunt

You sound angry friend, what happened to your onetis?

>5'9"
>125 lbs
>pale skin
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>clean shaven
>depressed
>very intelligent
>edgy
>virgin
>likes that i'm vanilla as fuck in bed
>holds me when i'm crying
>wants kids someday
>genuinely loves me
>will never leave me

Damn are you an omniscient entity because it looks like you know everything about me.

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>around 5'5"
>skinny
>tits and ass aren't insanely large, just well-shaped
>blonde hair a couple inches below nipple length
>brown eyes, vacant stare
>white but from China
>mute
>literally does nothing all day, but has sex with me whenever I want
>can fit easily into most overhead storage bins

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you have no idea. sdfkjhg

Couldent have said it better myself. However for me, i would drop the height to about 5'6-5'7

tall
big dick
metal musician
muscles

Eh, 5'6" is a little short for a guy, but I can see where you're coming from.

Now THAT'S a lot of original damage.

>L O Y A L
>H O N E S T
>communicates and works through problems
>taller than 5'7
>blond/brown hair
>sleepy eyes
>depressed
>loves dogs/cats
>loving and caring even though im ugly and kinda mentally ill
>possessive
>offensive sense of humor; not easily offended
>skinny-average body
>dominant
>freaky in bed

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>female
>alive
>loves me

Yeah that's pretty much it. Desperate virgins like me can't be picky

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>alive
Define this

this but i'd rather have a dead gf

Y'know, not dead, living and breathing? Alive and well?

>and well
Define this

>This is a place for dreams
Well first off, a hook up is finding someone to fuck for the night. So you got that term wrong, secondly why the fuck would you turn away the possibility of finding that dream person? Seems kind of stupid honestly.

No deadly illnesses and such

>tfw will never fit into anyone's criteria

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I'm sure you'd fit into this dudes criteria

Well what are you? You might fit mine, but I'm just too lazy to list it at the moment.

Why can't I just be tall. I'm smart, handsome and athletic. Fuck this

Literally no girl has requirements for height that are imaginably tall.

I'm a fat schizophrenic autist that playes video games 8 hours a day and faps at dead bodies

>I'm a fat schizophrenic autist
hhhnng
>that plays video games 8 ours a day
YES
>and faps to dead bodies
oh

>male
>thin
>taller than me
>depressed
>dark hair
>NEET
>deepish voice
>not a goddamn onions

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Most girls think 5'10 guys are 6'2 and 5 inch cocks are 7 inches

I kek'd
thanks user
apparently that wasn't original

fit all but thin
imma big boi

>and such
Define this

I wrote the only post with tall height requirements, was literally talking about someone specific.
Which is why I said something preposterous as "6'2.5". All other girls said "taller than 5'9", "taller than me" or not mentioned height at all.

They all want 6'1-6'4
This is the optimal Chad height.

Not taller than 5'9" and I love/hate to play basketball. Always reminds me that size really does matter in everything.

I'm sure you know better than those girls, and there are no women who have tastes that differ from "optimal Chad".

It's no mystery. Any woman that goes below 6 is settling for less. There is NO woman in this world that would pick a short guy over a tall one. Only for femdom.

>There is NO woman in this world that would pick a short guy over a tall one.
>Only for femdom.
So there ARE some women who would.
I picked a short guy (5'6") over taller ones because I liked him as a person much more than the taller ones. You assume that height is the only thing that matters, it's not.

tons of short chads though

SHHHHH DON'T TELL HIM THAT. He thinks he understands women because there is no other reason women would reject him outside of his height!

>implying you wouldn't prefer a taller version of the same person

>5'4
>under 90lbs
>bpd, suicide attempts, self harm scarred the fuck up etc

I'm a simple man