Not a fan of these I just remember some niggers, I'll start:
>That girl your failed normie friend obviously thought was hot af because she slightly knew what a meme was but was clearly just a fucking stacy LIKE DO YOU NOT SEE HER HANGING WITH THE WHORES THAT LEGIT MAKE FUN OF YOU JAMES? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
>dylpic unrelated
>that kid who FUCKING HANGED HIMSELF
>that kid you had a cheeky wank at the back of the class
>that fucking weirdo people legit thought was a psychopath (me)
i've heard all of these in other threads.
Fuck you op
These events are rites of passage
You are a loser
nigger just be original
I am always original
>that autistic kid who loved Columbine and would always talk about how cool the Trenchcoat mafia was
>the fat girl in band class behind you who gossipped about fucking everything
> that ugly girl with saggy tits who never wore a bra but she really should have
>that Jewish kid who always tripped over everything
>the neo-nazi kid who was "just asking questions" about whether we can trust all historical records about the holocaust and Confederacy/ KKK
> the ugly girl who groped you but you tried to just ignore it because you didn't want to talk to her or start a bug thing over it
>that one teacher who clearly drunk a lot and came to school drunk but pretended he didn't
>that fat teacher who was fired after making a pass at a student (this one was middle school)
>that nerdy kid who was really weird and pronounced saxophone as "sexy phone" but he was really a nice guy despite his oddness
>that kid who pulled a bitch in and yelled right in her ear
>that kid who made tack brass knuckles and went around punching niggas
>that kid who cried at graduation like a faggot
>that kid who tried to uproot a tree
these threads used to be fun but now its the same story's being retold in different ways.
>that autistic kid that LITERALLY FUCKING STABBED SOMEONE WITH A PENCIL, AND SENT THEM TO THE ER and got away with only a FUCKING SUSPENSION
>those two kids that fucked in the bathroom stall.
>that kid that posted a picture of Dylan klebold on Jow Forums and started ranting about some stacy
Unironically kys you edgelord
>That teacher that got suspended for grabbing a girl's ass trying to get her phone.
These threads are so fucking lame. I dont understand who makes these and why people post in them, I remember seeing the first one months and months ago and for some reason it just keeps going like some kind of bad joke. I have always ignored them but after seeing this thread for the 1000th time I have to really wonder what type of loser thinks these are funny or amusing? Even by r9k standards this is just fucking sad. Please if you ever participate in one of these threads, kill yourself.
>30+ years old at work
>Haha even user laughed at this joke
It's like high school never ended
>That kid that got banned from wearing a belt because he beat the shit out of somebody in the locker rooms.
>That kid that brought a suitcase to the school (Middle school) and told everybody it was a bomb.
>That kid that got cucked by his friends when they threesomed his crush in the room next door.
>That autistic kid that dropped out of school to stream fortnite.
>That autistic kid that cut half his hand off with a drill press.
>That kid that pulled the fire alarm after his drug deal went south.
>Those kids that wore bandanas around their ankles and anime ran everywhere.
>That teacher who set up traps for kids juuling in the bathrooms.
>That kid that got knocked the fuck out during the volleyball tourney.
>That kid that threatened to shoot me, masturbated in the bathroom, and when to a mental facility for the rest of the year.
>That kid that asked a state senator during a Q/A if he believed the JFK assassination was an inside job.
>That time a teacher busted down a door chasing after the school druggy.
>That kid that left bomb threat notes in the bathrooms.
There's more but I gotta remember it all.
>that kid who wore these
>that girl who looked kind of cute but slurred her words and smelled like an unclean toilet
>that guy who fucked up a PC script using an SD card and was basically the real life Mr. Robot
>That fat gay kid who was friends with all the hot roasties but couldn't get dick and always botched about it
>those furries with danger hair who wore tails to school
>that junior kid with leukemia who fucking died as freshman year started so a quarter of the school had no idea who he was
>That really flamboyantly gay kid who called me a "daddy type" when he thought I wasn't listening (giant headphones do wonders)
>That retarded kid who pulled the fire alarm so he could eat people's lunches when they went outside
>That fucktard who could've dated a cute girl with giant tits that straight up asked HIM out, but didn't because he was a fucking jackass
it was me, still cringe a bit about it.
>That fat girl who broke a chair because the legs could not handle her weight
about the 1st one, how often do you come across holmies, SANDY HOOKERS and VIRGINIA TEKKSTARS
>that kid who french kissed a belt sander in metal shop
>that kid who pissed in the soap dispenser
-that kid sho watched fetish porn in the back of the class
>that rich kid who crashed his GTR into another car whil speeding, killing a mother and her two year old
That last faggot is in prison right now thank christ.
L....Logan Paul???
>That kid who was your friend and you loved him like a brother but he turned out to be molesting his little brother for 14 years and raped a 16 year old girl at age 21.
Fuck you Dylan.
>That nice nerd who sat next to your but fucking died from a peanut allergy attack.
I miss you Cody.
>That flamboyant gay black crossdresser who beat the fuck out of jocks for calling him slurs.
You are a fucking legend Jesse.
>That fat piece of shit who told you about his fucked up sexual fantasies in the locker room.(ex. Living in a house made of women)
>That same fat kid who got fired for sexual harassment. Twice.
Fuck off Shawn.
>That kid who found a bomb threat note and saved everyone but people thought it was him who wrote it.
>That girl who let you hang out with her friends even though you were an autistic dumbass.
>Those kids who did rap battles at lunch.
Me
>That kid who went to school
>that 4/10 chick that got spitroasted by two guys on the school class trip abroad
>That kid that rubbed marshmellow peeps on his nutsack and fed it to the puerto rican kids at school
>The kids that pissed on a stick of gum, left it out to dry for weeks and gave it to their friend who said it dissolved in his mouth and proceeded to not show up to school for the rest of the year
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
Or
>twisted fucking psychopath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:^)