Robots name one secret about you that none or very few people know

I regularly have outdoor sex with strangers and my family and few friends are not aware.

>I regularly have sex

pls sop

I have a huge mole at the base of my penis

But it's relevant to the thread.

>user
>not a virgin
Chose one of two

Enjoy the next 3 decades of your life in prison.

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I touched the butt of another guy-friend in kindergarten and we ended up sticking fingers up each other. I turned out straight, but him... no.

Thanks to both of you for the hearty kek.

I was molested by my female neighbor and that's why I'm scared of women and can't have IRL relationships.

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I wanna commit a mass shooting

Relationship and family with mom, people just assume normal married couple because the same last name. Only her parents and sister know the truth.

Does it say santa cuck porn in one of the pornhub tabs?

I set the school storage closet on fire in 6th grade. It was open so I went in to have a look at what was in there. I saw some matches and random chemicals and tried setting those on fire like gas. That didnt work, so I set some newspaper on fire and left. It was fun.

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I only have one testicle
org

Mein Fuhrer, bist du es?

I'm an extremely vanilla person who's into the most radically normal stuff. I can even get off to google images of female ass like some 14 year old

but for some reason my dick gets rock hard for anthro-shark porn. it's literally nothing else furry related except that. I don't feel anything for actual animals, it's just that one specific thing that only a couple of artists can do

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Im not 100 percent sure I would even bat an eye if I was told to kill someone and there was a legit reason, Im not an edgelord, I definitely have emotions, its just that the thought of killing doesn't seem to bother me.

>I'll start with one of my secrets i've never been able to nut through fapping
vibration?

I stole Dave's protractor in first year

I used to set fires as a kid and it started getting out of control till I got arrested.

I wonder if a lot of robots had the same experience as kids.

20 yo
Never kissed a girl

>vibration?
What?? I just can't bust a nut while fapping I just don't enjoy it. Get some wet dreams and nut while I sleep tho. I might seek a doc if I can't nut in a girl if I ever have sex but b4 that nah

Hol up nigga

I had sex with a fat girl and it wasn't good

I act like a baby when at home only with my mom and brother.

The only reason I haven't kissed anyone is because I'm waiting to find a girl I like my age who also hasn't kissed anyone. Never told anyone that thats why I just tell the people who come to me that I think they're ugly even if they really aren't

You bastard

I stole his spellcheck device

I set a car on fire as a kid and it exploded but it was more about getting rid of evidence than it was a fascination with fire. Also set a building on fire but I just thought it would be harder for the cops to find me if I just kept setting the things I robbed on fire.

My first love in middle school was a girl named Madeleine. She was blonde and played the flute. I have no idea what happened to her but I heard she has a big forehead now. :/

Holy motherfucking based. Please be real.

I set one of the tents on fire as a boy scout and would pick the fish out of the water to watch them flop around and die.

My first girlfriend killed herself when we were 16. I got her pregnant because dumb teenagers and responsible sex don't really go together. She was from a very religious family but I pressured her to get an abortion. She hung herself in her closet the night before she was supposed to make the appointment. I was the one that found her, and the first thing I did was go through her phone and delete any texts about her being pregnant to keep anyone from blaming me. Before telling her parents, before even getting her down, I crouched under her corpse in her closet and deleted fucking texts. god I hate myself

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So what were you stealing? How old were you?

>I wanna commit a mass shooting

Why? I almost did once upon a time, but stopped myself.

>hung

Hanged

That's the only thing in your post I had an emotional reaction to, by the way.

>That's the only thing in your post I had an emotional reaction to, by the way.
damn bro, im impressed

wow you're so cool and detached can I suck your dick?

I was 15 at the time and running with a 17 year old. We were just stealing whatever would be worth anything so we could go buy more drugs and alcohol, ended up serving a lot of time in juvenile detention which wasn't fun but was able to complete a couple programs while I was locked up to drop some of my big felonies.

Oh wow, so dark, so edgy

This is a criticism of myself, not le edgy nihilist

Its ok user, many of us would of done the same thing. Hey just think, atleast your not an incel like most of this board

My babysitter was sleeping and when I was 12 I whipped my dick out and rubbed it all over her butt. Got so close to being in trouble. If I got caught I would have already killed myself.

killing yourself at 12 for it?

>Robots name one secret about you that none or very few people know.
I've been though a lot more than I let on.
I don't talk about the bad things that have happened to me, because I don't think I would be believed, and because I don't want to be the type of person who complains about the hardships I've had to endure. I complain about trivial things, to make people think nothing very bad has happened to me. I create problems, in my relationships, in order to see how people will respond to hardships.
Thank you for coming to my blog.

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Do you think you can hold the grudge for that long? What's your reason?

i could fuck any girl i wanted if my dick wasnt so mangled and ugly

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I've never been able to nut in a girl. Except for once. Pretty sure I might be gay. Can't bring myself to do things with guys though unless I'm a special kind of inebriated.

I experimented with crossdressing in my early teens, it was exclusively how I jerked off for about half a year
I cringe whenever I remember. It's not relevant to my life now or my current fetishes, I haven't even thought about doing it again in over a decade

Good to know we have support from inside

My first girlfriend was 17 about to be 18 and I was 19 and I said I would wait for her to be 18 however, I fucked her a few weeks before anyways