I'm wondering, what do sheep count when they sleep? Do they also count sheep...

I'm wondering, what do sheep count when they sleep? Do they also count sheep? And do the shepherds beat them with their cane if they have been naughty?

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Don't be a fucking retard. Just... cease and desist.

That wasn't even remotely funny, what are you? on nitrous oxide or something?

I dunno. But have you ever thought of being herded? Like a cute shepherdess putting you in your pen. Would you like that kinda life?

I like that picture. What's it from

Truckin and fuckin is all I crave, donny boy.

That's what happens when she is disturbed during a snooze. Zzzzz...

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is this a new cult, feels forced

You got that truckers meth? I was with a cartel guy earlier, in his car. He sells that kinda stuff. He said to me "You was just on my mind" and "Them sexy lips.. ya swag... "
I dunno what he meant by this.

Shes just trying to count sheep, you goof.

Sheep spend all their lives afraid of wolves only to be killed by the shepherd.

Thats p allegorical. But to what, im unsure. I just have the feeling it is

its on the tip of my tongue i swear. like.. a false prophet? leading the sorry flock astray? like that one thingie in the bible?

It's just humorously ironic.

That explains it. You're on meth. I could tell something was off.

Btw idiot, FBI is hot on this board, in case you've been gone.

The least we can do is put their fluff to good use. Like, in q-tips, and stuff. Thanks to them we have hearing. Once I cleaned my ears so hard, they bled.

Wrong.. im more of a downer guy. They compliment the dystopic whinges of r9k

Ayyy whatever man, don't even care. Just sayin.

Are you okie?

It's also very cynical. Like someone could go to college only to end up working at Dominos. Or someone could be fiercely loyal to their company only to get canned. Or someone could join the military only to end up homeless after he gets discharged. There's so much fucked up shit out there you could probably pick anything.

at least the shepherd had not cast them out from his herd to wander in disarray. they had the illusion of security, of community. and in most cases, thats all it really takes.

Most farm animals get slaughtered as soon as they're full grown. If they lived in the wild they could live until old age. There's goats who live on mountain tops and they're able to fiend for themselves.

u got gummy wurms?

the juxtaposed grazing goat with the cow being led to slaughter sheds light on the sheep quandary. the shepherd disavows the sheep's god given right to free reign on the open prairie, and in doing so deprives them of their promised land.. so maybe they don't dream at all. since there's nothing left to dream about

hey, we gotta stray on track. sheeps, remember?

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IIIIM SO TIRED SHEEP ARE COUNTING ME

this better not be a jest. that would mean sheep are your spirit animal, and you are linked by a thread not of this mortal coil.

are the gummie worms tampered with?

Not anymore shill. Erased

im clueless.

rate my colllage

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you know I really admired the word salads you used to write up about girls like kelly. They were fun to read and the imitators/imposters just couldn't get it right

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it was a fun hobby

acshually i had to update my collage.

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if you wanna explore my psyche the collage says more about a person than their life story.. i collect the collages of my frens like they are soul fragments. god im so bored
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This is my new desktop background, it's pretty heckin' cute. I still want you to come over to NY so we can hug, Donny.

they count us here on this shit server 6cyJmj

MMMMM GIB EGF MOMMY MILKIES MOMMIEEEEEEE GET ME BORGER MOMMY AND NUGGIES AND MILKIESSSSSSSSS IM YOUR BABY BOY YOUR BUNDLE OF JOY HOW COULD I EVER MAKE YOU UNCOMFYYY MOMMIEEEEEEE

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This screams "I wanna be edgy and different" but over all it says you have bad music taste.....sorry friend. I would give it a 1 / 10 only because of KKB.

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okie but is the updated one any different to you???

You a cute nigga, Donny. I want to kiss you, no homo. Do you still love Kelly?

bro let me lace you up to the game right quick. This is some real music. You play this shit everyone, including my ex-wife Steve is gonna be all up on yea. youtube.com/watch?v=XDpmZP-btFQ

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no.. but love? truly love? immediately I would draw the association of gargantua and pentagruel, tristam shandy, arno schmidt, william gaddis, pynchon, and to a lesser yet still relevant extent, gass, doblin, musil, and burroughs

i WAS about to return to the [s4s] Introducing thread until you posted this gem. But do you pay alimony?

You lost me, Donny. You're hurting my brainlet brain.

they are period-specific pivots for my interest in romanticist literature

She was Stephanie when I met her.....but after 5 years she said she felt different. Long story short, and a sex change later, here we are.
>But do you pay alimony
All spousal support I have to pay comes off my revenue from this song. youtube.com/watch?v=8V0Bd8zYZM8

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Jow Forums has some of the most cancerous cults of Jow Forums I swear

An archon has set his wits to prey upon your resolve it does seem. But pray tell, would it not be remiss of us to discount our blessings? Your guardian angel has sung you her hymn to hum in tune as your link suggests. As if to part with you a kiss to quell the tides and recoup your poise a king dons as his crown, you see?

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