/r9gay/ - #531

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tfw no bf to talk to all night

woah, that dude's glasses fell

I keep waking up with a raging hard on and end up dry humping my bed. I wish I could moan and masturbate really loud but my family would hear. :(

>tfw no bf to cook for
feelsbadman

whatre you gonna cook for me?

anything you want uwu

Actually going to get glasses cuz I think I might look cute in them.

Is your vision impaired?

youre gonna be hipster trash. glasses are for people who need them. youll look silly if you dont need them and you wear them. its like wearing braces and not needing them. its weird.

ATTENTION, ATTENTION, this is your routinely bf status check. Individuals who do not have a bf are required to enlist in the bf redistribution program. Failure to comply is considered a capital offense, and is punishable by 6 months of bottom re-education.

I wear contacts, lol. I should have said that. They're the fancy expensive kind you can sleep with. I take them out and clean them regularly, but I've literally not worn glasses since I was 14 years old.

never mind, i'm sure you will look good in them.

will you make me some lobster? pleeez

Hand over the bfs right now and no one gets hurt

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>tfw no switch to play smash bros

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smash looks boring as fuck just a party game people take way too seriously. also smash players dont bathe

I love my greatest husband ever, Kass!

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lemme go fetch some lobster, how would you like it cooked

>guy i like got a switch and smash but i can't afford one right now
this could've been my excuse to get closer to him AAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw no stinky uptight bf to play smash bros with

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>tfw no bf to cook with
I like to cook but doing that with someone seems like it would be fun

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hey i just saw your nudes on /trash/
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god he's fat. but what did i expect really

it's a common tactic in the pro scene apparently. they create such a repugnant smell that their opponent is distracted

try eating a hamburger sometime, lanklet

Has anyone every done any empircal studies on what ratio of posts in /r9gay/ threads are just variants of >tfw no bf?

whatever is your best method, ive only had it a handful of times, so im sure whatever you think of will be good

i weight over 150 pounds. it's called moderation you fanny-pack fattie

>tfw no bf to conduct statistical regressions of anonymous posts of >tfw no bf

never cooked a lobster, I'll do some research!

>being a gay manchild

Guess I'll go back to sleep

this

what is your discord

well i believe in you user, and im sure itll be great however you prepare it.
plus ill just be happy that someone cooked for me

no one wants to help you masturbate user.

what is yours? how old are you??

im 19

lux#1294

>PA user
Damn you never give up, do you?

God you're such a filthy fucking whore.

oh. i wish you werent a slut, then i'd add you and we'd maybe get along.
tfw no pure bf to talk to all night long.

>tfw no bf to play fightans with
I'd even be willing to call smash a fighter if my bf asked

Not that I particularly care and I especially shouldn't be saying this because I'm giving attention to people who did something I didn't like, but I weigh 150lb too, you know. Then again I'm also 5'9.

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>tfw PA user lives on the opposite side of the state from you

wow you guys sure are mean!

why are gays so >:( all the time

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Um I don't need help bro, just need a place of my own so i can loudly hump my fleshlight and fall asleep after a leg shaking orgasm

why is everyone so mean to me..

im not even a slut.

you got my hopes up. i wanted to talk to you and be your friend.

>Um
what a gaylord.
no point in getting moppy then.

I'll be nice to you, i'm not a slut shaming incel.

just a regular incel.

I think you mean mopey

you probably talk to too many people anyways. people that regularly post their discord here usually collect friends.

Let's do a roll call/demographics poll of r9gay.

State your
>Age
>State/Country
>KHV status
>Previous relationships if applicable
>3 descriptors of your ideal bf
>3 descriptors of you
>favorite 3 pieces of media or hobby/collectors items
>Why you think you're still single

Don't contactfag and don't be scared to be wordy

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I thought you were 18?

don't take my typo as a +1 point you horny fuck

i dont even!

I post because I *dont* have anyone to talk too. Im friggin lonely. Everyone who does add me is either rly boring or bent on sex.
im legal.

>im legal.
No but you said you were 18, not 19. Why are you lying?

so you stop talking to people because theyre boring but youre also lonely? very encouraging to talk to you, knowing youll ghost me in a week at most

>UwU why can't I try to ERP with everyone in the thread
Real headscratcher the gays here. I wonder why they're so catty

>Everyone who does add me is either rly boring
You're actually pretty boring yourself which makes it really hard to talk to you, you rude little cunt.

I do want a bf but i think you should go back to they have a board for people like you I mean wtf
what the absolute fudder fucking fuck!

Jannies are gods. Bless you

That was pretty good, got a little sweaty. I can sleep easy now

The only fighter that will earn my heart is KOF98, you need to step up user

I want to talk to him every day but our last few messages made me feel like I was being a little annoying. I had a dream about him and it made my crush so much more intense, I just can't handle it anymore. Whenever I do something all I can think about is what it would be like to do it with him

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>I had a dream about him and it made my crush so much more intense
tfw

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Can you teach it to me? I've never touched a KOF before.

Pick Iori/Kyo/Chizuru and win, that's basically what 98 boils down to though I still prefer it over later KOF games because they emphasize long combos too much

>tfw no stashed bf to twill each other's sweet stashes

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>tfw you're the only one in /r9gay/ who has touched another guy's penis and a vagina

nah, I've done both as well m8

I've done it too, sorry user.

It's hard for ugly people to find bfs because the only people who will message you are cute guys who have low self esteem and will leave you once they gain the confidence or deluded ugly guys with high standards

>it's a game where the tierlist is essential
I may be a tierwhore but fuck those games. How about we play some tekken 3 instead?

I think I'm the first but deep down I know I'm the second

98 isn't that stratified, the low tier characters are still assholes

We should stand in a circle holding each other's dicks then

I was with a chubby ugly guy before he left me.

do i shave then exfoliate? or exfoliate then shave?

Are you ugly and chubby too

dont you faggots have your own board?

Cowwee Cowwee Cowwee time wowo!!

No, I'm alright looking and in shape. It was never about looks.

>not taking selfies while wearing a paper bag
>not cosplaying as Faust from Guilty Gear to ensure that nobody asks what you look like without a paper bag over your head

On nights like tonight I really wish I didn't promise anyone I wouldn't kill myself
Not like I'd ever have the guts to go through with it but I just wish I were dead
Nothing good will last and there are no boyfriends in my future anyways
Someone please rope me

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maybe just a hug instead would work too

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join us, we really need that big gay 6cyJmj

I'tll be like that sometime

/hug

let's try again last time i got some hatemail so maybe today will be a lucky day

>tfw no polish bf

thank you, i'd give you a hug if i could
i hope you're okay user

Dont talk to this user, he will ghost you.

i didn't ghosted anyone user

>tfw no polished bf

honestly, i just want to start wearing wigs

>honestly, i just want to start wearing wigs
are you bald?

Bf told me he thinks I only love him for the sake of not being alone. But then he couldn't explain exactly why he thinks that.

This really hurt as I try my best to show my love every day. Now I'm worried he's either:
1) trying to let me down gently in some weird way
2) low self esteem is kicking in and this is all because he can't accept someone genuinely loving him.

I just don't know, this has just made me feel inadequate.

>Age
21
>State/Country
California and Hawaii
>KHV status
Virgin but not KH. No physical human contact since high school though.
>Previous relationships
none
>3 descriptors of ideal bf
-masculine. I need a boy that will protect me
-patient. I am not very good at communicating. Also I got a fucking wacky family
-Calm.
>3 descriptors of me
-half asian
-lighthearted
-quiet
>favorite three pieces of media
5cm per second
The Young Pope
Stalker
>Why you think you're still single
I'm in college and am not out of the closet. Don't really know how to go about meeting people. I don't drink either so I think that really limits me socially.

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Because our cock and hearts are lonely

>tfw no Jow Forums-fixing dev bf

>tfw no multiple (You)s bf