Tfw i just got diagnosed with brain cancer and only have months to live

>tfw i just got diagnosed with brain cancer and only have months to live
fucking finally. i am going to leave this hell and experience the sweet release of death

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Are you serious? How did you find out?

how old are you user? assuming you're srs

>how did you find out
>diagnosed

i hope right before you die you fall in love with a girl who loves you back but dont get to consummate it before you die painfully. lol!!

Oh, what so he just went to do his yearly checkup and the dude said, oh yeah your chest x-ray shows you have brain cancer. you may be surprised as you had no symtpoms

you probably got brain cancer, too

joking aside, I'm sorry op, but we all die eventually. Maybe taking this shortcut will save you some additional heartache.

i have brain problem too but its not cancer

jokes on you women don't feel love

i went to the doctor
i am 25

i hope youre serious nd not sercastic

Isn't this the perfect reason to not give a fuck about anything now? You can do anything as long as you can escape the cops.

ok yeah brain tumor confirmed

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Lucky bastard.
I hope you realize this means war.

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You lucky bastard
I'm totally jelly user

he shouldn't do anything that it will hurt others for no reason, don't be a teenager.

Honestly jealous

Went to the doctor for what, buddy? What kind of symptoms?

I don't think you understand how cancer kills, bud. Not fucking movie cancer, actual cancer.

you just close your eyes and die in your sleep bro lol

or disconnect from discord lol, ez peasy

We'll all join you eventually OP. Godspeed OP
make lucifer your bitch hell

Wish I had cancer. Going out with some dignity sounds nice.

>Went to the doctor for what, buddy? What kind of symptoms?
A lot of meager ones. Off the top of my head:
>i felt lethargic and tired all the time
>always felt like sleeping, was always tired even after a lot of sleep
>often had random, intense pains in my chest/breast area that lasted for a bit but wasnt sure of the cause
>my memory felt like it was shit and getting worse
>smallest tasks felt like they took incredible effort
>my was starting to make really simple, weird mistakes, like wearing my sneakers to work by accident instead of my dress shoes

Meant to say *in hell

How did you find out? What symptoms did you have?

Rotting away slowly in intense agony is hardly dignifying. I'de take a bullet on a battlefield anyway.

damn. I hope you'll find some comfort in the fact that I feel you, man. But maybe you should try euthanasia? Go to a country where it's legal. Lights off, no pain.

based. hope i can get some good new soon too

On your last day rape a stacy so you dont die a Virgin

before you die do something that will make people remember you, or make you die happy
like leading a big heist
or pull a Walter white and make drugs and use the money to fund cat girls

If I got a terminal diagnosis I'd like to copy the Skyking youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSpPrZSDQ8
I'd probably be too incompetent, but it'd be a nice way to go

Can't lie. I'm jealous.

>all the cringey zoomers in this thread
yikes. good thing for op that he's gonna be forced to leave all you mentally ill retards behind sooner rather than later

Godspeed you glorious bastard

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Yes they do. Just not you

what's really cringey is all these queers thinking they're jealous when 9 out of 10 have never been close enough to dying to know better

and that includes op, when the hour draws near his attitude will change significantly if it hasn't already and he's just putting on a dude who cares lmao face for the rest of you dumbasses

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That's just autism, user. We're all gunna be ok

Can't believe you beat me to it. see you in hell, friend

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where in the brain? location matters for what u'll experience b4 death