Bad features / good features

Well that's okay too. Are you on the east coast?

Nope, I'm British

britain also has an east coast slut
want to marry me?

Good:
>Above average intelligence (based on academic performance more than anything else)
>Good amount/quality of friends
>Good driver
>Reasonably funny

Bad:
>Pretty ugly
>Receding hairline/terrible texture
>Terrible fashion sense
>Not capable of talking to females
>Either stupidly talkative or never talking
>Body is wierd at best
>Terrible facial hair
>Unnecessarily passive agressive and mean to my family
>Below average physical skills
>Retarded laugh
>Massive liar
>Incredibly lazy

What do you study and London? Let's go on a date.

>British
>annoying accent
Please explain.

Masters in Chemistry and nope, nowhere near London.

I'm not from the south, my city is known for it's horrendous accent. Ever heard John Bishops accent? It's that, but feminine.

Do you have blonde pubes?

accents are changeable baby
I got rid of my accent in my native language

I don't think this accent is changing any time soon.

do you actually believe someone will read all this wall of text that you wrote? unless youre a female no one gives a fuck about you here, you can be 10 inch dick 6'8 aryan chad and some fat chestlet bitch will get more replies than you'll get in your entire lifetime

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Natural blondes tend to have blonde pubes, my g

not with that orignal attitude

It's too engrained in me, who am I without my shitty accent?

>being blond is not really a good thing if you're a guy.
except that it is

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I'm a natural blonde guy and my pubes are black.

Your accent won't matter when my cock is inside your mouth.

Then why do girls love blonde hair on men so much? Look at any boy band or male models for instance.

still you
pretty pathetic to have your accent be your make or break personal feature

blondness is not the feature that makes this man attractive. He has broad shoulders, a defined jaw, a straight hairline and hunter eyes. Take any of those away and he would be less attractive. Dye his hair and he would still be attractive

bustle.com/articles/103217-women-dont-want-to-date-men-with-blonde-hair-says-new-survey-but-heres-who-they

Girls have different tastes. Some love blonde men, others don't.

Sucks to be you, matey

How romantic

I am pretty pathetic

Redeeming features:
None, really. Some people think I'm funny, I guess. Also I can fake niceness pretty good.
Just fuck my shit up tier features:
>lazy
>no initiative or discipline
>no plans or prospects for the future
>no hobbies, interests, passions, talents, or strong opinions on anything
>strong anxiety
>low frustration tolerance
>entitlement, emotional neediness
>prone to envy, spite, and schadenfreude, even to those closest to me, especially when my expectations aren't met
>dumb, can't concentrate on anything, goldfish memory
>easily angered, though it tends to pass just as quickly
>can't take criticism no matter how mild, deflect blame on others
>NEET
>very dependent personalty, indecisive and passive
>genetic trash pretty much
>general ugliness, weak jaw, small asymmetrical and unexpressive eyes, crooked teeth, forehead bigger than my actual face, dry flaky skin with red patches, balding, terrible posture, skinnyfat, obscenely hairy, small thin dick covered in hair, phimosis, fat thighs, pretty much every inch of me has something gross about it
>fag
>poor eyesight and hearing
>no taste in clothes, poor-ish hygiene

Good features:
>Attractive face
>Broad shoulders
>Perfectly smooth and unblemished skin
>Abs and muscles from being fittard
>6 ft
>bright blue eyes
>blonde wavy hair

Bad features:
>Even in spite of all these things going for me I can't talk to women. I've been told i'm like an 8/10.

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Pathetic in a way that you get off on a guy treating you like a worthless piece of meat and sex toy?

pros:
>5'10 (not a manlet)
>5.5-7 inch dick depending on the day
>above average iq
>decent looking face
>blue eyes
>strong eyebrow definition
cons:
>getting a little bit chubby (used to be skelly)
>ugly chest as I used to have pectus excavatum. had surgery but there's no muscle in my chest in the middle
>uneven beard growth pattern (can only really grow a goatee)
>4.5 inch girth
>big ears

wow I dislike myself more than I like myself...

what do you expect for a gypsy/jew hybrid

unfortunately not

originally

Well damn. You sound boring.

I never originally said I wasn't

A narrow face can still look good

Are you like a dead fish in bed?

My face has good definition but is a bit flat, my skin is also tad scarred up from acne

not that i originally know of

Good
>6'4
>Above average dick (Can't do the toilet paper roll test because it only goes over my glans)
>Good eyebrows
>Good eyes
>Caucasian/Slavic
>Good chin
>Full lips
>Grey/blueish iris
>Slim

Bad
>Barely any muscles
>Widow peak due to balding temples
>Yellowish teeth

Still get mired well. Guess I gonna start behaving more coinfident.

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Getting mixed signals here. You are boring, and not into kinky things, but also not a dead fish in bed?

My redeeming features:
(going by your states)
>6'4 (193cm)
>6.7 inch cock (nearly 20cm otherwise, average)
>average intelligence
>extremely good at conversing
>extremely nicely shaped eyebrows, fits my face very well, I can do ''mog stare'' pretty well
>nearly ottermode body, however my back is too big for my shoulders to look that broad
>very good jaw
>extremely deep voice (I inherited a big voice box from my father, this is typically the first thing everyone notices and comments on, usually women)

MY just fuck my shit up tier features:
>kinda big nose (looks better from the side)
>wife face
>hooded eyes and kind of small eyes
>hairline and hair is pretty weird, it's like a mix between straight and curly hair, acts weird in the cold and when the weather is humid
>schizoid, autism, other people find me weird although I don't see why
>EXTREME laziness
>EXTREME hermit habits
>EXTREME hygiene ignoring
>not empathic at all
>depressed ever since I've known of myself
>anxiety kicks in at very specific times, in very specific situations but goes away quickly, thank god
>smell bad most of the time, shit body odor
>switching from having a job to being NEET very often
>have anger issues
>weird looking mouth, and a small mole on my right cheek that bothers me (if it was any bigger id shoot myself)
i really tried to give a meticulous observation

Good
>successful with well paid job
>good looks
>have friends and social circles
>adventurous and outgoing

Bad
>late 30s so most girls think I am too old for them

I have kinks, I just don't like being treated like a piece of meat.

what about girls in their 30s

ellaborate on your kinks

>blondness is not the feature that makes this man attractive.
cope more. He looks plain boring with dark hair

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still looks attractive

if an ugly brown haired guy dyed his hair he would still be ugly

kys soufie

Redeeming features:
>6'0"
>6.25"x5" benis
>funny/quick witted
>can have a conversation with pretty much anybody
>creative
>smart enough

Just fuck my shit up tier features:
>severe depression
>AVPD
>inferiority complex
>acne
>anger issues
>bitter
>ugly (look like a literal ogre)
>fat (215lbs)
>disgusting, patchy facial hair
>resting bitch face

I've already given up.

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>if an ugly brown haired guy dyed his hair he would still be ugly
yeah that doesnt mean having blond hair makes you less attractive either, if anything its the opposite
chris evans looks 100 times better with blond hair

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Why?

Will do

we're all interested

very originally interested

Thing is most blonde haired men are pretty damn ugly.
I also know a fuck ton of men who have dark, black hair and light skin and girls swoon for them. I've overheard comments everywhere about guys ''dark hair'' like it's something special
I think if my hair wasn't like blonde-brown I'd get the same compliments

I think it may be just you

Good features:
>6'4"
>7" peen
>strong jaw
>probably smart
>decent haircut

Bad features:
>really thin wrists
>skinny
>sunken chest
>unable to talk about serious stuff with others
>empty look on my face 24/7

>needs glasses
Nigga how am I supposed to see?

I like girls in their 20s and Jow Forums is full of them. That means my odds of hooking up with a girl from Jow Forums are low. Been here for years and only managed it twice.

no me too

plppplpppplpl

I'm also interested. Can you at least give a hint? Are you submissive?

why would you only want a Jow Forums gf
also how did you get a Jow Forums hook up

I didn't say I want a Jow Forums gf. I can get girls outside of Jow Forums just fine. But a girl on Jow Forums is something different and quirky.

As for hooking up with a Jow Forums girl you just need patience. 99% of them will ghost you before meeting.

Bill Clinton? Is that you? Please teach me how to be a sexual predator too!

Yes, I am, like the mass majority of women

Redeeming features:
> Artistic as hell; does theatre, paints, and plays multiple instruments
> Can write pretty well, top of my English class
> Insightful
> Good taste in vidya and books
> Eyes are a gorgeous shade of greenish grey
> relatively thin
> Very nice to people when I have the chance to interact
> Good teeth
> Nice smile
> People say I'm cute?
> Great hygiene

Trash-tier features:
> girly voice
> no friens irl, all contact is on 4chins and discord
> constantly starving for attention
> self-critical
> manlet at 5'4"
> mole on cheek
> hair cannot be tamed
> 4 inches in the chamber /erect/
> wide hips and thighs
> horrendous, irredeemable fetishes (gore, necrophilia, things like that)
> slight tiddies

I didn't choose to be a fucking trap. Gene lottery failed me and I'm stuck with the Asian side instead of my father's absolute chad genes and I'm the only son. Fuck this shit, lads.
I guess it's nice to have for internet points but the meme is long gone now and I want my fucking testosterone to kick in.

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Enough beating around the bush already, when are we going on our first date?

But I don't know anything (original) about you :(

That's exactly the point of a date. To get to know each other and see if it leads somewhere.

I don't even know how old you are or where you're from

Not him but what is your age range, fellow Britbong?

I'm 21, so 21 to 30 I'd be comfortable with

I feel you mate, I live the four inch struggle, every day I wake up and wonder if maybe today my dick will grow to a not completely humiliating size

Good
>Black
>Good looks
>Cool hair
>Smart?
>Creative
>Good personality
>Big dick
Bad
>Black
>Somewhat weak jawline
>Introvert
>Socially retarded
>Lazy procrastinator
>Plays no sports
>Been Skelly for years, just now getting close to avg weight (145 lbs)
>5'10"

So robots are actually good looking people who are too dumb to have good social skills? What the heck is this shit?

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Not everyone is an illiterate fuck like you. We came this thread to read off stats and that's what we're doing.

Redeeming Features:
>Large breasts
>Blonde
>Blue Eyed
>Thin
>Academically Inclined

Why I am still a virgin:
>Anemic
>Weak
>Always shivering
>Brittle nails
>Too many freckles, and no not the cute kind
>Alot of birthmarks
>Horrible social skills
>Selective Mutism
>Sound like an idiot when I do talk
>Horrible laugh
>Long horse face
>Way too tall (5'9)
>Severely mutilated vagina due to past surgery
>Scars from other surgeries
>Can't remember names
>Can't remember places
>Loses everything
>Stupid hobbies
>Always exhausted
>Never leave the house unless I need to work
>OCD, HSD, Anxiety disorders, depression
>Angry-looking Russian eyes

Let me be the first of 50 to say, pls be my gf.

>Severely mutilated vagina due to past surgery
Neovagina isn't a vagina.

>good
pushover
rich
can make myself laugh
good taste in music
pale
soft hair
good taste in food
skinny
enjoys enjoyment
careless about work and education
hot
>bad
im really dumb
only 5 foot 6
hazel eyes instead of blue
PCOS
indecisive
resting bitch face
lazy
antisocial
nostalgic
never got scouted as a model

>rich
>dumb
Born into a rich family?

yeah I dont know how im going to survive if im ever on my own

Blond hair is really unattractive on males (imo)

You'll be okay Bannon

thats because you are a coalburner

not rhat user but I agree and im not a coalburner at all. Dirty blonde looks good but blonde blonde looks faggy or douchey, especially if hes not american and not a preppy highschooler.

Average features:
>height (5'11)
>dick(6")
>intelligence
Redeeming features:
>nice eyes
>nice beard
>can be funny sometimes
>honest (most of the time)
Bad stuff:
>skinny-fat
>sensitive
>shitty hairline
>narrow face
>can be boring sometimes
>physically weak
>have a licence, but driving makes me anxious as hell
>still dependent on parents
>I'm bad at everything I do
>terrible memory

Only coalburners would think Scandinavian Vikings are not attractive.

>Large breasts
>Redeeming

HA

anyways please be my gf

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Good features
>Good looking
>High standard of fitness
>Intelligent (low grades because lazy and depressed)
>Friendly
>Acceptable social skills
Bad features
>4 inch babydick
God was laughing when he created me
Life is hell

>small asymetrical and unexpressive eyes
hah made me kek
u seem intelligent tho user very good at description

i dont know why im replying to this, but it does feel slighy better being on the other side. I used to be into pure white european guys when I was a bit younger but now theyre so unappealing to me.
Ill take blue eyes on a guy any day but blonde hair is just so feminine. And all european accents are pretentious and feminine sounding.
attractive brunette guys are more youthful looking. This is coming from someone who would mever date a black or brown guy.

>7.8 inches without cheat measuring.
>9/10 face
>intelligent
>funny
>nice thick hair
>blue eyes
>socialized

shit features
>not tall
>severe anhedonia
>mild anxiety
>mild cptsd
>naturally nihilistic
>really bad allergies
>I'm so kind it tends to actually cause issues for me, luckily not a complete push over though
>so many interests it's hard to focus in on most of them and almost no money to fund any of them
>really eccentric and I want to be myself but I come off as weird even though I can pretend to be a normie

Redeeming features
>Cute face
>Big green eyes
>Long hair
>Actually a nice person
>Not dramatic at all
>Good cook
>Tidy
>Intelligent
>Decent with people

Bad features
>Chubby
>Acne
>Disabled
>Kind of annoying

how can an accent be pretentious and douchy
the truly pretentious europeans are the ones who put tremendous effort into sounding american or even *shivers* british.

Redeeming features:
>All out scandinavian, blonde, freckles, blue eyes etc.
>Deep voice.
>Not intelligent, but good at history and religion, and a little philosophy.
>Sound intelligent because of 'long words'
>Can play guitar and balalaika

Bad features:
>Anhedonia and depression.
>16cm penis and phimosis.
>Hairy penis, because im lazy and am scared to accedently castrade myself.
>Short attention spam.
>not extremely socially retarded, but cant be with more than 4 people at the time without getting anxious.
>Anxious

good things:
>thin
>good income and wonderful prospects
>A+ student
>naturally very light blonde hair
>decent body overall
>ability to make countless female friends
>amazing cooking skills

There's no hope because:
>literally autistic
>crybaby
>ugly face
>obsessive
>can't hold eye contact
>doormat
>weeb
>only into 2d at this point
>either I don't talk at all or autistically screech about my interests
>too tall
>can't drive

I was especially including british when i said european. I feel like its the opposite because they try to exhaggerate their accent to impress americans. Usually also the type of people who think theyre better than everyone because they dress vintage and read books.

You're a gay guy so your opinion does not count.