300 words essay due in 8 hours

>300 words essay due in 8 hours
just end me now

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Had a 3k word essay.

Gave up 700 words unfinished.
Magically got 45/100

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>300
I hope you mean 3000 otherwise you're definitely underage. 300 words is like a couple paragraphs. Probably not even a page.

You cant call people underage when you fall for bait.

I always just do over half. Like out of 1500 do 800.

holy shit, you haven't dropped out yet? you're missing out op

This. I dropped our 4 months ago. Been great.

they care about completion, not quality

>5 line short poem due next week friday
FUCK

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Make a school shooter threat so you dont have to go and wont have to deliver. Easy fix

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>300 words
>an essay

>350-400 words
>Got 20/20 points = A

THEY DONT STOP COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN

>8 word essay due in a year

Give it to me straight. How fucked am I?

>not 51/100
>not giving your teachers hints youre depressed
>not manipulating your teachers into giving you the pity pass
>not making it

>100 word essay due next month
>haven't even priated Word yet

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Write something like 200 words, change ur text color to white and do whatever you want then

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Even if it was 3000 it'd be a cake walk with eight hours to kill.

Why did they call the mexican midget paragraph?

Because he was to short to be an essay.

geez user that sucks, anyways hows the rest of 7th grade going for you?

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>school on a saturday

lmao

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>30 word paragraph due 7 days

it kills me

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let me guess youre a neet
>t. dropped out once, became a wagecuck, hated it so much that went back to uni

Not him. I dropped out, but already had a job and they just gave me more hours. It sucked, but even if I did ridiculously well in school I couldn't have stayed anyway.

>"Lel that's nothing I could do that in 30 minutes get outa here kiddo"
Newfags please stop bumping this shitty bait thread.

>I couldn't have stayed anyway.
why not

Literally do 10x as much with a 1 hour time limit.
Fucking neck yourself, baitchan.

Oh boy, so here's the deal. My mom had apparently kept dropping me off at private schools she couldn't afford. Due to the interesting circumstances of whatever she did they denied me my transcripts. The schools acted as if I had never gone to them when I called about it, because she never paid. I wasn't the best student, but this still came as a shock. All of that work down the drain, just like that.

thats like one page. one. what the fuck. thats an hours work

damn that sucks. how many years did you waste?

i very originally laughed at this very original joke

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Around 3 and a half years

Is that even legal? You did the work so that shouldn't fall on you.

Well it's been years since then so I honestly don't care. At the time I was more focused with getting away from home that I just dropped the subject and left. Honestly I just don't know.

So what do you do now? You plan to do it forever?

This is fucking easy we did that shit in class in like half an jour

>Degree due in 4 years

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