I'm a food courier, AMA

I have a full time job and a few weeks ago I decided to try working for Foodora because my friend told me she could make $30/hr. I thought she was bullshitting me. Nope. I can make $35/hr and I've only been doing it for a few weeks. I still get lost all the time and I'm still a fat fuck. Once I memorize the city better and get in better shape I bet I can be making $40-50/hr like the guys at the top.

Why aren't you guys delivering food? It's the best fucking robot job in the world.
>I have no boss, no one is supervising me. I steal fries and nuggets and eat little bits of food all the time.
>I decide when I want to work, I make my own schedule
>No supervision, I do whatever the fuck I want. Need to piss? Go in a stairwell, who cares

>I make $35/hr and the time really flies. A 3 hour shift feels like nothing and that's $100 right there, which is like what a minimum wage worker makes in a full 8 hour shift

>the income isn't reported to the government, so it's tax free. I could be on fucking welfare and doing this and no one would know.

It's fucking amazing, I can't believe I didn't do it earlier. I have no idea how long it will last, though. It's a new industry so it's not like I can say this work will be around and paying as well in 5 or 10 years, who knows, but right now it's the shit!

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I dont have legs

t. Foodora marketing shill

I'm just a bum who can't do anything but min wage jobs and I hate min. wage jobs

Do you think if hitler would have ordered the 6th army to retreat from stalingrad, the war would have ended in another way?

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of course not. At most, the European theater might have lasted another 4 months. It wouldn't have changed the big picture.

It wouldn't have prevented the inevitable end of war on the eastern Front from occurring

I think an all out offensive of Britain at the right time combined with an all out defense with the russian border would have worked better.

Also better diplomatic and economic effort to bribe the US into being more lax or even neutral in the conflict. And of course much better relations with Spain, since Hitler didnt get along with Franco at all.

the german two front war was never gonna work

yeah man i loooooooooove standing around with a big crate waiting for someone to pay me $2 for a round trip.

>Operation sealion planned on using riverbarges at night to land unsupported infantry while the royal navy controlled the channel

I guess it's a quicker way to throw away a division than sending them to the east

I used to do that too...the first accident you are in will cast doubt and the second one will convince you its not worth it

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Yes but what about finishing Britain off when they started crossing the channel. The russian campaign started afterwards.

Finnish off Britain first, while concentrating the efforts on the diplomatic / intelligence front. Then Russia, then agree to territorial division and negotiation with Stalin.

>the income isn't reported to the government
That can't be true. Foodora must be paying taxes, yes?

maybe, but I think germany was just boned from the get go, not enough allies and too many people that disagreed with them

Not sure where you live user (I'm in Australia and we no longer have foodora here) but most of the food courier people (ubereats and Deliveroo being the main two) are filthy, unwashed grubby spics (Brazilians in particular) riding around on their shitty pushbikes and just generally getting in people's way. There's not a chance I'd trust my food in their grubby fucking heat packs which they probably use as a home when theyre' not delivering food. Honestly, all you need to do is look at these people and you would probably contract some form of food poisoning. Then they have the audacity to charge some exorbitant delivery fee.

tl;dr south americans are filthy cunts

i live in toronto. I only bike when the roads are dry and the traffic isn't bad, and we have bike lanes. If it's raining or snowing, I drive.

what part of aus? where I am it's mostly chinks and indians on scooters and shit.
i've been tempted to become a delivery guy because it means I get paid to ride my motorbike.

Gold Coast, user. However I have friends in Sydney and it seems to be mostly currymunchers there. Also some other company which is yellow and their logo is in gook language, and obviously only gook delivery riders.

Social anxiety is a motherfucker. Dealing with different people all at once with the floating thoughts of their expectations of how I fast I must deliver makes me want to vomit. Also, the regulars are the worst. Creepy and awkward.

Wait, am I just making excuses so I can stay a NEET 4ever?
NEET master race.

But shit, $35/hour? That's something to consider.

I hate people, I hate dealing with the public, and this job is awesome. My contact with the average customer is like 3 seconds long, so 99.9% of the time I am not dealing with anyone. It beats any other min wage job where you're usually serving people during your whole shift. In this job, 99.9% of the time I'm on the road on my bike or car.

I've been doing Doordashing as a nice side hustle for a bit. Don't do it often but it supplements my meager income well.

i might do it with a proper motorcycle but not a fucking bike or scooter

Foodora is my side hustle. I have a full time job but it only pays $16/hr, so I make almost as much money doing Foodora PT as I do with my FT job. In fact, given that I don't pay taxes on Foodora, it nets me about the same for half the hours, so I've doubled my income.

I know guys who make 60k/yr doing Foodora but I don't think I could do it full time. I guess I could if I had to, but it's not what I want to do right now.

I have a car and a bicycle. To be honest with you, you make more money on a bicycle if you're fit, because motor vehicles need to follow the rules of the road and parking. A bicycle can run red lights on side streets, go the wrong way on one way streets, use bike lanes and get around heavy traffic, etc. There's no doubt about it, the bicycle or electric scooter is the way to make the most money. The pros make $40-50/hr.

I make a little less when I drive and I only drive because I'm a pussy and don't want to bike on cold, snowy winter days.