I WILL experience a blowjob one day even if I have to do it myself, this is my biggest goal in life!

I WILL experience a blowjob one day even if I have to do it myself, this is my biggest goal in life!

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I experienced a shitty one with lots of teeth last Christmas. Just pay a pro to do it for you who actually can deep throat.

Hook up with a guy, or if no homo with a tranny, trap, twink or crossdresser. Guys give good blowjobs. You will be extremely disappointed with a woman.

good luck destroying your 5th lumbar vertebrae

>with another person
not possible for me cuz I hate people, I'm going to start stretching in order to be able to suck my own dick

>if no homo with a tranny, trap, twink or crossdresser
>no homo

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

Get a fleshlight then. It feels better than mouth and even pussy.

shit, you got me concerned there, I'll try it slow and not push myself too hard
I live with parents and my mom comes in my room to clean it, she'll definitely find it, it's too risky

Find a place or make one. There must be a place where she doesnt look. Or a tenga egg or something, which is much smaller.

>Implying whores are people

I don't have a spot to hide it cuz my room is small and I don't have many objects lying around, also If I order a fleshlight and it gets delivered when my parents are at home they will definitely want to see what's inside the package, I don't want the risk of embarrassing myself like this

you people are fucking addicts ffs there is more to life than pleasure if thats your goal just shoot up heroin lol

>there is more to life than pleasure
>t. normie who casually has sex

Be an adult then and find your way. Do you even have your own cards and money? you can rent a box in a post office to your name and have packages delivered there.

Or just fucking hook up with people on grindr, badoo, okcupid, tinder. Just state what you want and youll eventually find someone.

Why don't you get a part time job while living with mommy, then save up for a few months and then pay a low wage whore to suckle your cock and balls? Time is money, get to it.

>Or just fucking hook up with people on grindr, badoo, okcupid, tinder. Just state what you want
it's already too hard for a robot to get a single match by being normal and you think I'll find someone by asking for a blowjob? you're fucking retarded

also, fuck off with your gay shit

You are the one who is retarded, you dont know shit about anything, hence why you can't even get your dick sucked.

hookers are illegal here, also I live in a shit country and a small village, there are no jobs around here unless I travel 15km to the nearest town, even so it's still hard as fuck getting a job cuz the competition is huge and there aren't many workplaces

One time I dreamed I could do it.
It felt odd, but I thought my dick felt so small in my mouth... I believe it would feel bigger!

>biggest goal in life is a sexual act
Disgusting, soulless surface lifer.

>15km
Nigga that is no distance at all what the fuck. I used to travel nearly triple that every single day for my job.