/britfeel/

Some of them standing, some were waiting in line
As if there was something that they thought they might find
Taking some strength from the feelings that always were shared
And in the background, the eyes that just stared

What was it brought you out here in the dark?
Was it your only way of making your mark
Did you get rid of all the voices in your head?
Do you now miss them and the things that they said?

On your own admission you raised up the knife
And you brought it down ending another man's life
When it was done you just threw down the blade
While the red blood spread wider like the anger you made

I don't want this anger that's burning in me
It's something from which it's so hard to be free
But none of the tears that we cry in sorrow or rage
Can make any difference, or turn back the page

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When I was NEET I remember watching a reality show about downies being given practice jobs at some hotel/restaurant. Depressing to think they did better than I would have done

Gonna head to greggs lads I think

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Jesus Ebin you are hopeless. How have you survived this long?

>have sex when you're drunk
>not your fault

>drive when you're drunk
>your fault

The law needs to be consistent. It's entirely your fault if you have sex when you're drunk, you don't get drunk accidentally.

I can do 3 doubles or a 20 nugget box Not both. You are an absolute unit.

The difference with sex is that theres another party involved that should be responsible enough to see that you're too drunk for sex
But with driving its just your sole decision

youtu.be/pmykpwaSlSA

City pop is least lonely music

>choose to drink to the point where you have no self-control
>it's other people's job to take care of you
Yep, let's just get rid out of personal responsibility entirely. Absolute state

>I was drunk so couldn't consent even though I was up for it at the time
If he's not drunk and she is but she's still up for it, it's not rape. If she doesn't want it and says no, it's rape. Simple as.

Tfw can't even try to get laid once without embarrassing myself
Save me from this socially retarded HELL

just ran meself a bath

gonna have a nice read until it goes cold

aye lad. keeps me fed for like 3 days.

>tfw I'll never live in japan with a qt jp wife

Very comfy. Shame my internet is down and I can't tab in and out of YouTube on my phone.

we posting jap music?
youtube.com/watch?v=vwtj4xzZeJU

I cant even get laid at all
fucking disgrace I am, ugly and awkward

Brownie lass are you itt? Need to talk to you about user

I don't even care about getting laid anymore in just want to cuddle and spend time with someone. Guess I should have been born more interesting and attractive

Used to have a lass make me brownies, banana bread or something else whenever I went round. So annoying. I went round to see her not watch a live performance of the great middle class bake off

why do girls always play healers

we should have just been born normies really
thats the only way to get on in this world

They are healsluts

because they are useless at anything else.

its a non-intense role but still vital and helpful to the team

There is a Spotify playlist and various playlists on soundcloud

High Heels
High Heals

She was just trying to be wife material lad
Nice to be nice innit

Like most things girls play for the social aspect. You'll find very few girls that are interested in the competitive side of gaming

Avin a cuppa and 2 mini pork pies. Playing bloodborne and listening to some lovecraftian atmos to go with it.
Who else /comfy/ here lads?

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She is no longer wife material lad. Covered in tattoos and doing some stupid uni course instead of what she originally planned to do.

Only know abt this band bc crows but they are so powerful

youtu.be/YP8Z-uXkzGo
This song has so much energy

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she sounds exactly like my gf
where is she from?

based photo there lad

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Och well lad, sometimes it be like that

Because it's in their nature to be providers and support others, rather than taking charge.

She's in London for uni

Oh well. I prefer skinny blondes anyway

whew okay its all good, that would have been a weird old situation

49th for big comfy oversized yellow adidas jumper and cobra beer

She's frigid mate. You know how anons say you don't want a virgin gf? well you really don't because there's a reason for it.

It would still be unlikely to be exactly the same person. There are thousands of frigid grandma middle class women

Virgin gf > non virgin gf.

I could never love a non virgin gf

I'm never leaving my bedroom again unless absolutely necessary

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i have a gf who's virginity i took later losers

Tfw it is nearly 2019
Anyone have any goals for next year?

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Wish I'd been more frigid

I have no gf and will always be a virgin.
simple as

What if you need a jobby

>make an irl friend
>maybe a gf (21 never had one)
>get past gym anxiety and get a membership
>Travel to Japan

my goal is to kill myself
I am fucking done with this shit.

Ffs, messaged this lass on tinder and she gave me this reply. Had no idea how to respond so got my mate to send her anything she wanted as a laugh. Was expecting a joke or something but this what she sent, absolute state of it. There's no salvaging this

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Forgot to ask what yours were user

if you aren't attractive this is the response you can expect on Tinder

I hate
>x
On the end of texts. Much worse when you dont even know each other
Not fail my degree I guess
that is really it desu

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Better than mine she never replied

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golly I wonder why

She had a Jackie chan joke in her bio because she was Asian and called Jackie. Figured it would go down okay

>I thought casual racism would be okay.

Make progress on a book im planning right now, its sci-fi/horror

Get ripped, find a job I like and stop being suicidal

It's ok cola, we all make mistakes.

Why did it take you over 16 hours to reply to a simple "Hello"?

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Tom of Finland

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>tfw haven't wanked in 2 weeks and made cummies in my sleep
I smell entirely like jizz but need to go and grab some food from the kitchen

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>get part time job
>get driving license
>only tell the truth

>came in your sleep
I thought that was just a meme they tell you in year 6 sex education.
That has literally never happened to me even when I have went weeks without anything.

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>get a raise at my job
>get my own flat
>get a qt gf

I vaguely remember having a sex dream, but I don't get how it works without touching your willy. It's happened maybe 5 times for me

Probably humping the gap between two pillows or a fold of your duvet

alri hostlad
sneed

happened to me once or twice as I was going through puberty at 13 or 14

>Solar panels
>Forklift and C+E license
>Research buy to lets and possibly get one
>Gf

property is cheap in wales

i get them every few months. mainly if ive had a few days without a spaff. must have lots of cum in my balls i guess.

How wrong you are
Sort of glad I havent experienced it desu.

>tfw do the biggest cums on /britfeel/

Roll and black pudding and tomato for breakfast lads

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>she's ghosted me for the afternoon and didn't even look at my message from last night
great.

youtu.be/l6-kiYNpbSE looks a bit wild lads

A-anyone want a cheeky vocaroo or two

That wasn't me:(

No we really dont
Now fuck off

I want all of them. Say anything.

Fuck, accidentally took 2 Sertraline tablets forgetting I already took my two for the day. Am I fucked? Google says 200mg is the maximum dose and I usually take 50mg until recently where my doctor put me on 2 tablets a day

Nah lad might feel a bit woozy but you'll be fine.

Alright Cola fancy coming to the riots 2moro and burning some cars?

Make me a vocaroo

You have until the end of the day to live. Spend your last moments chilling with us.

Tim's been shopping

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1071378818445778946

Aww he looks well chuffed with his new brush

Sounds delish lad

Colgate should sponsor him to be honest