Is there an animal more niggerly than the Canadian Goose?

I was trying to park to get to class a couple weeks ago, and one of these bastards was in the middle of the road, and the bugger just looked at me. Wtf goose, get out the way!

pitbull is a clear choice

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Obligatory

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no they dont, geese here in NY all year round now.
you can feed a family with goose eggs so your premise, op, is shit.

ITT: anons who have never dealt with the long necked menace

Especially when they saunter on out in the middle of midday traffic. They always travel in packs of 3 or more and take forever to cross the damned street.
Some people get fed up and just begin running them over, which is nice.

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easily domesticated and loyal. make good guards for your property. what wrong with you people.

asian geese more submissive , maybe a better choice for weak men like you all.

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Kek.

A hearty kek

Fucking pelicans

No

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Why are Canadian geese so alpha?

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it feels good to grab them by the neck and swing them around.

niggers or geese?

HUMAN TIME IS AT AN END. BEHOLD YOUR TRUE MASTERS AND BOW IN SUBMISSION TO THE GLORY OF THE MOST HIGH

THE ALMIGHTY (((LIZARD PEEPLES)))

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This
I was bullied relentlessly by one as a kid until it caught me alone in the woods. The honking menace was swiftly dispatched by swinging it by the neck into a tree and the ground until it was mush.

nuffin wrong with the Leaf Goose m8.
They are honorary Emus

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If they glow in the dark you already know what to do. Praise Terry Davis Hail Temple OS

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Yes pic related,
Breeds like rabbits, destroys everything it touches.
Occasionally chimps out and takes out power grids by blowing transformers.
Steals for life from feeders, trash etc.
Screeches at you with nonsensical chatter when treed.
Truly the nigger of Arboria.

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Nice pic of John McCain.

Canadian goose is a chad tier animal

I'd almost say the chimp but they actually kidnap niglets in their beds and eat them so no, they've earned my respect

tpbp

I agree, I'll be walking down the road on my phone or whatever and one of those fuckers started hissing at me, what's their fucking problem

Fuck off leaf this is a goose hate thread

Deer always standing in the middle of the road. Just look at car like a fucking tard

xd

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underrated meme flaggot post

In the summer they fly in and I feel like a little British boy watching German bombers fly above over London. Then suddenly the hellfire is unleashed, with a torrential downpour of hot liquid shit covering everything for miles. Then they leave and come back after winter to go on another bombing run.

With the amount of shit they shit and leave shit everywhere. I a more inclined to equate them to a poo

The day of the club beckons.

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nice trips, yes goose is bad bird.

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No, niggerly was good

The big white seagulls have a good second place

youtube.com/watch?v=xnnDLsTmhRI

They dont like negroes.

Greylags are a more niggardly breed for sure.

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^this

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I've always wanted to grab one by the head and swing it around like a flail.

why is that goose's legs tied together?

That's how we used to kill em if we wounded them while hunting. Pick it up by it's head and pretend your starting an old model T with the crank. Their necks make the most satisfying popping noises as the bones rub together at angles they never have before.

>black
>noisy
>shit on everything
I've been saying this for years. It's time we make goose a crypto racial slur.

ITT: absolutely pathetic manchildren who channel their frustration in the society into geese

I was in a friends truck one day going down a dirt path. It opened up into a clearing and the was a flock of these fuckers. He proceded to rip a donut threw them. He then jumped out of the truck with a tire iron and decapitaed one of the injured birds with it. We went back to my house and bbq some canada goose.

Thats how i've dealt with any kind of wounded bird larger than a pigeon

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They are delicious
t.eskimo

Is buy a new dog.

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I'm fucking Polish

>ask a question
>get an answer
>"wtf you faggot i didn't want an answer"
The absolute state of leaves

>ayo, so you be sayin...
Pecks you in the eye
>you be sayin..
Slashes you in the balls
>hol up...
Runs a train on your gf
>so you be sayin...
Steals your vegemite
>You be sayin we waz Abbos n sheeeiit?
Genocides all whites in Ausy land

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cruelty to animals is very not in-form us

fuck all of you

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canadian geese are more akin to demons than animals

>the emu
The Australian Ibis has conquered our lands ravaged our women and pillaged our cities.

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>the Chad goose
>the virgin gorilla

Oof, kek.

I would pay to watch those battles

Holy Kek

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Geese aren't animals. They're hellspawn.

They're more Indian imo. Shit EVERYWHERE

I had one swoop down and steal my McDonald's fries from my hand as a kid.

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Fucking bin birds....

Mosquitoes by far. They serve almost purpose ecologically, spread disease, and are annoying as fuck.

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>eating out of the trash
Nigger status confirmed

I did this in a neighborhood full of niggers once. Even the tire iron decapitation part. Didn't eat any of them though due to the AIDS.

>the Stacie duck face

I hope the same thing happens to his head.

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They're called Canada geese. Not Canadian geese.

>the niggers of dogs can jump like a basketball nigger

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>He lives in Jew York
Well you've got a bigger problem than fucking geese then you fucking nigger.

I fucking hate those vile birds. I want to shotgun them each time I see them. But even though they are more than fucking plentiful they are a protected "migratory" species where I live.

There is literally nothing wrong with those geese

I will fuck your mother's mouth you filthy pig ass.

I totally agree OP.
>walks in the middle of the street.
>shits all over the place
>looks to get free gibs
>protected class

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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since we now know the Canada Goose triggers Jow Forums redditers, can the canada goose be the official animal of Jow Forums?

lmfao mod moved my thread oWo what's this Jow Forums board all about

get out while you still can

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