Post a description of your ideal partner (anyone can participate) gender, personality & physical appearance wise

Basically Seymour from Ghost World.

>nice
>sarcastic
>collects records
>likes old stuff
>bitchy
>skinny
>flippy hair
>dresses like a frump
>no jeans allowed
>sexually repressed in that he's embarassed easily
>but also isn't a jerk about it

Watched this movie nine years ago and he's still essentially the baseline husbando.

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>male
>dorky
>communist or at the very least on the left
>taller than me
>will listen to run the jewels with me
>curly hair
>is as socially inept as me
>scrawny
>submissive
>loves me

tumblr has such cringe taste in men

>Female
>Short height
>Long straight hair
>Quiet, only talks when needed coming off as a cold person
>Communicates alot through actions, points out something in a magazine they'd like, comes by to lean on you when feeling lonely
>Not smart but knows alot of pointless trivia (not related to pop-culture)
>Enjoys animation in some capacity (anime or cartoons is fine)
>Intellectually open person, opinions not easily changed but not set in stone
>Would create kick-ass two man team in MMOs
That's about all I can think of off top of my head

There's no need to say submissive when you say communist.

Sounds like me when I was 14, too bad I'm a nazi cyborg now

> looks
average is fine.
>Race
Latina/white/black or a mix of any
>number of sexual partners
this is starting to matter less and less as I get older, guess not in the double digits
>age
half my age plus 7, so 22 and up
>interest
college educated, pursing a career, likes to explore, basically more extroverted than me, loves to read, nerd, can cook, likes to travel, learning a second language, other cultures, etc
>values
Loyal, doesn't follow trends easily, doesn't let other mold who she is, family oriented, can put me in my place if I'm getting to autistic, loves and respects her parents(good relationship with both) conservative would be a plus, wouldn't have a problem with me teaching our kids Spanish,
>etc
I want a woman to build something with, to grow as person with, to grow old with, to leave a legacy behind with. I need stability in my life specially if I manage to get into the field I want, so no raging mental illnesses, I don't want to come home to you fucking the neighbor because I couldn't take you out Friday night.

reposting

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i fit all of these except "scrawny," "loves me," because i dont know who you are, and i can't say for sure but i'm probably taller than u

can we converse user

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sure. im short so its not hard to be taller than me.

I already have my ideal partner cause this is me: i would nt want my kids n/ wife dealing with low tier hero like me.

okay, cool. i'm 6'0 so i'm def taller than you. like i said, i'm not scrawny. i weigh 230lbs. my ideal body is tall lanky boi tho, and i'm working towards it.

are you a biological female? i dont have anything against traps/trans/etc, i just have a preference for vagoo not penis. how left are u, and how do u feel about eric blair

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>a gentle girl who likes to stay indoors
>introvert/prefers to stay inside

Why do robots hate having healthy Vitamin D levels?

this description is quite nice, user
i would say the same, however i will just settle for these two:
>she loves me
>she wont dump me because i'm an useless idiot

im a biological female. i consider myself to be a communist but i havent read enough theory to firmly identify with one tendency. im trying to save up to buy more books. im further left than most people and im a member of a local communist club. george orwell is alright.

>white (preferably subnordid)
>younger than 25
>physically fit
>not a manlet(minimum 6'0" / 183cm)
>not a dicklet(minimum 7x5in / 18x13cm)
>not a materialist
>conducts himself honourably
>adheres to a strict code of chivalry
>favourable personality
>handsome
>physically capable of protecting me and our offspring from predators
>currently unemployed, but my love will give him the will to acquire additional resources
>would make a good father
>can cook
>can swim well
>listens to both Varg and The Golden Angel(pbuh)
>good taste in anime(and Japanese media in general)

i'm unsure of where i truly stand politically, but i'm pretty certain it's some sort of left libertarianism, ancom, etc. i haven't read any actual straight from the source theory, i decided it through discussion with friends interspersed with my own personal views of how i think people should be treated.

i'd like to talk to you about my incoherent utopia, would you like my discord or something? i think orwell was awesome btw, i think discovering his political views also had a profound influence on my own.

>cute, feminine
>no drugs
>no normiescum tendencies
>no over the top degenerate fetishes/fantasies
>big + if she's into arts
I will probably die alone.

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sure. i actually used to describe myself as a libertarian socialist a few month ago but ive moved further to the left since.

>physically capable of protecting me and our offspring from predators
wtf
better run through the jungle whoa dont look back to see

>listens to both Varg and The Golden Angel(pbuh)
>good taste in anime(and Japanese media in general)
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Austere#4635

let's commune user ;)

is this shit tumblr now?

>gender
Female
>personality
Reasonable, not obnoxiously loud or demanding, not very romantic, able to take jokes and sarcasm, not feminine to an extreme
>physical appearance
Clean ofc, washes, brushes teeth, flosses etc, either my height or slightly shorter, not fat, chubby, or "thick", bearable face

someone not loud and not overly energetic but defo someone who likes to discuss things. i dont have many expectations, all i want is for them to be in good terms with their family (parents) and obviously have similar interests. my addictional preferences are always longer hair, i dont like bald guys:( and ihave a thing for hazel eyes

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>long wavy black hair
>Beautiful red eyes
She doesn't exist. You have to choose either albinism, a regular haired person, or just artificial stuff

>Male
>Taller than me (I'm 5'9'')
>Not overly sexual or overly dramatic
>Interested in technology, but not exclusively
>Plays vidya
>Treats me like a girl
>Doesn't wanna be treated like a girl
>Won't leave me for the smallest thing

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>Female
>On the shorter side
>Pear shaped body
>Toned
>Tomboyish
>Loyal
>Deeply caring
>Has her own passions
>Open & communicative
>Affectionate & playful
>Supportive but not smothering
>Sharp tongue
>Stubborn
>Inquisitive
>Sociable
>Sexually submissive and bashful, but socially confident and feisty

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>Treats me like a girl
uh, makes you wonder who could be behind this post.

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>female
>sticc like me
>redhead
>tomboyish
>indulges in my nerd hobbies like vidya and /tg/ stuff
>cute face
>cute smile
>loves me for who I am

I know I don't deserve it, nor does such a girl exist, but its a nice fantasy regardless

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>male
>blue eyes, light hair
>nice smile
>chill, never gets angry
>easily impressed
>bilingual
>likes hiking and skiing but not camping
>eurofag of some sort
>not religious or alt-right
>wants lots of kids
>has/is working towards a STEM degree
>taller than 5'6"

>A total perv
>decent hygene
>short& thicc or willing to get thicc
>chest doesn't matter
>open to weeby stuff
>will kill me someday
>no restraints on personality but preferably no severe mental disorders

You can kinda tell. Is that a problem

forgot to say female or at least a very high tier trap

Of course, it is. The gays are not allowed on my Christian image sharing forum.

>Female
>White
>Cute face
>Good sense of humour
>Loser interests
>Virgin
>Not crazy
>Doesn't mind fat dudes

I know many of these are incompatible with each other but hey

Maybe you shoulda said that in the OP then

>tfw disgusting 200 lbs subhuman(f)
why live

>Female
>White or Latino
>Dark, Black hair
>Ideally relatively short hair
>Don't care about height. Her being taller would be hot though.
>Goth/Tomboy look
>Dominant, but not mean
>Gentle femdom
>Slightly needy, likes to spend lots of time alone with me
>Wants kids
>Is on top in bed
>Will tease me sexually

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this is literally me and i got here too late

same /*\ my brother, we'll get er next time

how do u guys know u r taller than her she could be 6ft n u can b 5'6

>ideal partner
>easily impressed
>has/is working towards a STEM degree
So, you want an omega provider?
Fukken roastie gtfo my board

well i'm 6'2 so i assume

being a lanklet and submissive is hell

that is very cute fren

>submissive lanklet gommunist

lmao, checks out

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I like being dominant in bed and I only like guys who are bigger than me.

there is literally nothing more unattractive to girls than being some autistic conservative type

especially alt-right

d-discord?

thanks fren

Can I get a very calm loli, please?

You're right, women go after beta autistic gommies lololol

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I really just wanted to let you know that there are some girls who like the dynamic of having a much bigger guy submit to them, not really interested.

Lies. Even my super feminist ultra liberal friends always get fucked by right wing dudes.

why the fuck did you post that pic. now you've made me look like them. posting that pic is so embarrassing to my beliefs. stop it.

no worries, thank u

>Plain, introspective, humble, traditional
I'm going to be alone forever

youtu.be/uftESHd851U
this qt3.14 i want an incel buddie to play vidya and 69 with. but prefirbly still virgin, however ill forgive him after he realizes my mouth is much better than a roasties money hole.

how tall would u want her to be ddo urecckon

Ideal partner? Here goes.
>noticeably tall
>handsome face
>blue/light green eyes
>very pale
>slender build
>somewhat well kept dark or naturally blond hair
>fairly physically strong despite his outward appearance
>always clean shaven
>mainly dresses in neutral colours & doesn't just wear rags
>speaks his mind
>reasonable
>emotionally mature
>very calm & relaxed demeanour
>noticeably intelligent & analytical
>doesn't get frightened, disturbed, angry or scared
>very thick skinned/legitimately unable to get offended by things
>completely unaffected by insults/mockery/ridicule
>similarly, mostly unmoved by most forms of praise
>not particularly resentful or bitter
>a master at self control in most/all aspects
>perfectly reliable & trustworthy
>keeps his word/promises
>consistent in his opinions & the things he says
>calculating (to some degree)
>good at embarrassing me/making me feel silly
>cute/silly/dorky laugh
>medium deep voice
>very few political opinions
>offensive/dry/almost sort of childish sense of humour
>doesn't have an ego, so it can't get bruised
>dislikes himself a fair amount, but doesn't ramble on or complain about self hatred
>not afraid to apologise if necessary
>easy going & interesting to talk to
>somewhat polite/well mannered
>very solitary & rarely (if ever) feels lonely
>comes off as sort of intense most of the time, but not humourless
>returns favours
>doesn't really feel emotions as much as other people do, but still can be caring or somewhat affectionate

Unfortunately, my standards are very specific, so I'm probably dying alone.

shut up failed normie basedboy

literally what this guy said but thicc and no friends

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Female with the big boobies.

I know. That's why I said "I'll never have this". Even though its impossible, it's still nice to think about.

How badly do you want to fuck your dad femanon

This.

Whatever, companionship is overrated.

Nope, I have inherited wealth, I don't need a provider
I'm just tired of people who bitch about everything and require luxuries to be happy
also lol at STEM degrees making lots of money. that's only the E.

>tfw that's me
>found a husband on Jow Forums years ago

Oh I almost forgot
>Washboard abs
>Makes over six figures
>Taller than me, ideally 6'4"

Well, she would be
>a woman
>Charactered/Principled, patient, honest, open, upbeat but not hyperactive, laid back, dedicated, has unique interests, ambivert
>She does not have to be hyper smart, but a 3 digit IQ and healthy respect for learning and thinking are essential.
>American patriot
>She wants at least 3 kids
>Roughly around my age, give or take a couple years
>White
>Blue eyes, blonde. 5 or 6 /10
>Average to decent physical fitness, broad hips moderate bust
>Protestant, right wing or apolitical

Well, I thought that was reasonable once upon a time. Fvck me, right?

A/S/L? Will drop disc even though I'm a tan white person and 6'2 180lbs

You aren't me, but nice try.
I already mentioned I wanted him to be tall, and I also mentioned the build/figure I'd want him to have. Are you retarded?

The guy she's describing has never heard of Jow Forums

I want a gf who is the opposite of me. Outgoing and always happy

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Crazier shit has happened, amigo

i barely get emotional anymore not even on my period but this kinda hurt my heart. hope youre doing well and i hope happiness knocks at your door soon

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>uses a combat mech
>never leaves combat mech
>only cares about upholding the mission
>will do anything to uphold the mission
>doesn't disarm gatling gun at dinner and accidentally shoots through the walls

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>a bit older than me
I'm 18, so anywhere from 23 to 28 would be nice
>slightly chubby, but not fat, so she's warm and soft. not a requirement, though.
>at least a 3/10
>a bit taller than me, but not a requirement
I'm 5'6", so that shouldn't be hard
>kind
>likes talking to me
>affectionate
>somewhat clingy
>shares at least some of my interests, but also has some of her own that she can introduce me to
my primary interests are going for walks, reading, video games, and anime, but I'm willing to try pretty much everything
>few previous sexual partners
Normally I would say three or fewer, but if she's in her late twenties, I think five or fewer would be reasonable.
That's it. I think it's reasonable.

>Nope, I have inherited wealth, I don't need a provider
>I'm just tired of people who bitch about everything and require luxuries to be happy
>Still believing a relatioship should work on a provider-recipient basis
I think we'd get along irl.
Too bad this is the internet and everything is a lie and everyone doesn't exist.

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Surprisingly describes myself pretty well except for two points:
>very few political opinions
I almost always have an opinion to a specific topic but as long as I'm not asked for it I don't force it on anyone else.
>dislikes himself a fair amount, but doesn't ramble on or complain about self hatred
I know I'm not perfect, no one is so should I hate myself for something no-one has ever been able to achieve?
No, I rather try to improve myself. I only dislike myself when I'm unable to achieve my goals. After all we can't be the best in everything but we can be the best of ourselves.

That actually sounds pretty reasonable, user.
Do you want to exchange emails or something? Can be a throwaway, obviously.

If you have discord just add me.
Matt S#2202
Won't have much time in the next two weeks but gonna do whatever I can to answer at least somehow frequent during these two weeks.

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Uh...okay?
It's a bit weird you'd use your actual real name for a discord username, by the way. But whatever.

you again! why did you ghost me in the last thread, so much for perfectly reliable and trustworthy! it is i, mad cool guy! at least give me a chance goddammit, you know it's [email protected]

Well that's for once a flaw I could easily improve but since you probably can't add me when my username isn't the same anymore, am I going to do so later.
Wanted to do so anyway but forgot it somehow.

>smart
>creative
>wants to understand me
>opens up to me
>lets me make her happy
>has a few creative or intellectual interests
>wants to do hobbies with me
>at least pretends to give a shit about my interests
>eyes won't glaze over when she asks what i'm thinking/reading/doing and i give an unfiltered reply
>can laugh and have fun spontaneously
>has an air of curiosity
>doesn't seem to take things seriously but isn't an airhead
>likes physical activity/exercise
>will go running/hiking/biking with me
>not a gamer
>not a cosplayer
>doesn't get into petty arguments
>preferably doesn't use social media except facebook if she has to
>values family, is close with her own
>no tattoos
>no unnatural hair color
>minimal makeup
>not a pothead or druggie but open to smoking dmt/drinking shroom tea/sucking acid sugar cubes with me
>feels deeply connected with nature and the cosmos
>can be the soft gentle nurturing force to my stoic obsidian soul

ah why the fuck am i even writing this. it's just making me sad. i vowed to be alone a long time ago.

I sent you an email.
orila

ok fine, i thought you were going to make it hard again. are you losing your nerve?

>are you losing your nerve?
I don't understand the question. And you didn't even reply yet.

simply that yesterday you seemed to be fiercely on the offensive and today you have given in to a single rather weak attack from me, perhaps i have caught you in a fatigued state of mind.

You sound like an annoying fedora tipper who inhales his own farts.

fucking hell that was annoying to even read.

half right.

he's trying to match your ideal partner to a T
trying way too hard
god damn this is entertaining

>male
>5-10 years older
>5'7-6'0
>light to dark skin is fine, dont care just be Caucasian
>dark eyes, almond shape is unf
>dark long hair
>thin
>be a metalhead
>prefer cats over dogs
>be a decent human being
>don't let others influence your opinions, stand your ground
>help weaker people out, show loyalty towards those who deserve it
>good sense of humour, plus for dark humour
>enjoys going out for drinks

idk something like that

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