/britfeel/

I repair teeth

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Because she has 20 other lads offering dates and stuff but she wants to hold out to see if the main guy she wants will offer anything.

Didn't ask, lad. But what did you have? You wee codger.

if our dear lad titi boi ever decides a bitch is in need of a seeing to then he's damn well right

I fly planes

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Wondering where you're going with this meme lad

I collect rubbish

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I bake pasties

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hope he gets a big booby gf.
dont think he could love a titlet.

I fix leaks

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I drink Stella Artois.

I make vlogs

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I had chicken with rice and peppers and onions drowned in various sauces, washed down with the holy bru. Thanks for acknowledging me ya sexy wee tadger.

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I make logs

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I mow lawns

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Working on Sunday but want a coupla gram. Fuck

I forged a new machine

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What's the holy Bru lad? Irn? I've run out of the 4 24 packs. I purchased a while back

I deliver mail

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Just Irn Bru lad. How long did 96 cans of bru last you? I just buy bottles, too easy to swig a can and it disappears

Just started doing it lad it's going to be color coded. There's an interactive map on ign but i can't use it on the fly because my laptop screen is broken so i use the telly as a monitor.

ask me in 20 mins

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It's called tomorrow.

A good while desu I just drank one when I felt like it
Haven't bought any sofa as I'm going off caffeine
Bit of a shit one
Also Irn Bru fizz stained half my ducking shirts

whoever was trying to guess what I had for dinner earlier in the other thread you were wrong, I had fish fingers, chips, beans and a fried egg.
Now being washed down with a carlsberg

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I serve drinks

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>caffeinated sofas
based, but not relaxing
>stained half my ducking shirts
Errr, they make cups with lids on them lad. Harder to dribble down yourself.
sorry couldn't resist

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You'd think titlod would durnk milk
Guh!

I drive trains

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Tomorrow called. It wants its yesterday back.

Kek
Mean like when u open a cannie of Irn Bru all the fizz like pops out for a while and it started getting on my fucking shirts

i beat wogs

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I drive buses

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Only if you shake them up before you open them you fucking madman

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bbc.co.uk/news/education-46430204

Reminder that "friends" you make at uni are frauds.

Quick lads. Post some quality big tiddie Russian pornstars. I've exhausted Marina Visconti's work.

I deliver milk

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Everybody wants you
Everybody wants your love
I'd just like to make you mine all night
Everybody sees you
Everybody looks and stares
I'd just like to make you mine, all mine

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Stop letting Michael J Fox bring you your cans then.

Yulia Nova desu lad

Does she take a dicking on camera or is she softcore?

I steal copper wiring.

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You lads are really underestimating the fuzziness of Irn Bru

I make coffee

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I don't often agree with Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimes but he's absolutely right when he says that the new track from Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus is an absolute banger.
Tune of the week? More like tune of the month Grimmy! It'll be hard to knock this from my pick of the month.

youtube.com/watch?v=OP2FrMUjufI

Lad I bleed the stuff, you just need the steady Scottish hand when you drink it. Either that or a bib.

I wash cars

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Crona it's your mother. Are you coming home for Christmas this year? I don't want you to oversleep and miss the train again!

I repair shoes

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oi, going too far now

>reading through tildes posts on the archives
>goes back to 2015

fucking mad thats the same person all this time

makes me miss him

fuck off you dont fix shoes at timpsons

He only turned 18 mid 2016

But the Irn Bru fizzes out can like a firework no matter how you hold it
Well I'll be honest with u lads
I'm not 100 percent if it was all the irn Bru or all the chili beef pot noodles that was staining my clothes

I've just been invited to my mate's housewarming party but I've literally just got home with a litre of bottom shelf vodka and I've been smoking weed and watching footie all day... not sure I can be fucking bothered.
I've socialised maybe twice since the end of summer so I should go because it was nice of them to invite me, but I've just got comfortable.
The effort of having a shower, then biking in the cold and wind for 3 miles to get to their house right now seems like a fucking CHORE.

Dunno what to do lads.
Thing is if I do go to this housewarming party my mate who I always end up sleeping with will most likely be there so if I go I will most likely get laid... but even that's not swaying me.
I'm such a lazy cunt.

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on tinder

>full time mummy (2-3 kids)
>past her prime and it shows
>NOT ON HERE FOR HOOKUPS
>DO NOT MESSAGE ME FIRST

why are women so fucking stupid

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I read news

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she's a filthy minx. you seen mandy dee? think she's russian. epic tits too.

They over-estimate their own self-worth constantly even when they've got little or nothing going for them.
They just want some absolute sap sucker to clean up her mess of a life.

Hue Edwards, despite being the foremost newsreader for the BBC, thus earning a very high salary, voulentarily reduced his salary because of 'muh gender pay gap'

I [verb] [noun]

cant wait until an asteroid destroys earth tbqh

Noice. Just shot a load to one of her videos. Might add her to my list of favourites.

Just been hacked by the cowards in this country

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twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1071481703988977666
really makes you think lads

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YOUTUBE IS DOWN AGAIN ITS THE FUGGIN JEWS

Problem is rkid is that loads of soapy bollockes lads will lick a girls ass just because they want a bit of fanny and that makes birds reckon they are queens
ya get me\?

friendly reminder Timmy used to work in IT

good outer Jow Forums fred

Me? I'll lick an arse ONLY if it has shit leaking from it.

Limmy isn't funny.

How do you say EXPOSED in your country?

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>good
>outer Jow Forums
pick one

>not being a raging robot
we are the bedrock of britfeel

You'll feel better if you go lad, I always feel like that and the times I skip it i always regret it

wish i was this organised desu

men will still throw themselves at her cos they consider it an easy lay and she mistakes this for people who actually want to raise her overgrown creampies with her

I build /tg/ characters and settings I'll never get to use.

Also have a detailed spreadsheet and table about the various milestones in the alternate life I daydream about.

this. How do we teach them to be less pathetic?

outer Jow Forums is complete cancer and if you unironically post there (like cr*ona) you really do need to kill yourself

havent been this bored for a while desu

'bauldius fraudalius'

Haha script kiddy btfo.

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CHIKA I take notes. On everything I I do and have it all tGged in Evernote so fuck OFF

but it is where I feel :(
>Also have a detailed spreadsheet and table about the various milestones in the alternate life I daydream about.
I maladaptively daydream too lad. Can you tell us about it? It seems kind of fun.

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>Should try and make that spreadsheet a reality desu.

It;s fantastical in the extreme, it hinges on my winning the lottery as a kid and d=iscovering an olympic level talent

There are some right spackers in this thread fucking hell

I sing Let It Be

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Stupid bitch sansa would hotter if she wasn't so. Fucking FAT

outer Jow Forums is one of the worst places for you lad

In 2016 Princess Beatrice broke up with her bf of 10 years so I incorporated us having a kid and retroactively determine that we'd met when I got my OBE for the aforementioned olympic performance