Go find your sister or brother or someone, tell them "I love you," ask for a hug, post what happens...

That VN was fucking shit.

Oh shit that did not end up as expected.

I went to a friend of mine and we ended up making out and cuddeling. I fucking lucked out bois

What kind of things do you do/say to each other?

This is not believable

Fake news central. This never works.

>Your mum's a whore
>Your dad's a bitch
>fuck off you fat cunt
>get a job you lazy fuck
>go jump off a brigde
>"There is always the possibility of hanging yourself if you can't stand this life anymore"
We're pretty rude to each. All in good fun though

Whichever of you is jobless should try to get a job. Do you ever punch or kick each other?

I'm the NEET.
>Do you ever punch or kick each other?
Yup. But mostly in a playful manner. Of course, i hold back when i hit because i'm double her size and i don't want to beat the shit out of my sister but just make clear who is the alpha in the family.

Do you ever give her piggyback rides?

No. But how can you even jerk off to this stuff?
Did your parents never beat the shit out of you?

What an awful brother. And hopefully nobody's jerking off in this thread.

Is anyone asking for hugs?

I found my sister

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She was in a box

This thread sucks and you should all feel bad

Its kinda natural to say that stuff in my senpai.
still no gf

How senpai became senpai?
Also gay bot wont let me post

same how onions became onions desu KEK

Why in the loving name of fucking Holy Mary is f a m senpai on this board?

My brother said no to the hug but he and his friends told me they haven't seen that youtube rewind shit yet, so we probably will watch that later

Ask for a hug again

Say some cute stuff to your mom

Karen's better than you anons

My mom said that I'm so sweet and gave me a tight hug. I love her.

What are you getting her for Christmas?

More like her birthday, actually. It's pretty close to Christmas. Probably going to get her a new bathrobe or a jewelry box.

Is this the actual point of these threads

I don't know what that post means but these threads are for spreading familial love

Why did you pick those possibilities?

I like how she looks in her bathrobes. And she has so much jewelry it's taking up space everywhere.

my brother and i can't relate because of a multitiude of different reasons, and I can't access him easily because he's in prison for 14 months for possession of class c drugs with intent to supply

>I like how she looks in her bathrobes.
user... Is that lewd?

Let's hope he learns his lesson and gets a real job.

>user... Is that lewd?
Yeah, it is. She doesn't mind wearing them, though.

You shouldn't have lewd thoughts about your mommy

I did and he just shoved me away.

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He who? Did you ask nicely? Try again.

I'd rather not, my sister dislikes/hates me

Why? Did you do something? Why don't you talk to her about it? Do you want to be friends with her?

Sorry user, I can't help it. She just does things to me.

She's going to graduate from the top uni in our city and I've been a neet for a year after finishing HS
>Do you want to be friends with her?
Not really, we don't care about each other, we barely talk too

You should strive to improve yourself out of spite until she acknowledges you. Ask someone else for a hug too.
Don't be a lazy nigger

What does she do to you and how long has she done it? Do you do things to her?

>You should strive to improve yourself out of spite until she acknowledges you.
I don't really care about acknowledgment, she does not care about my "achievements" too

Do you like anyone in your family?

My grandpa, but he died when I was 17

it's 3am and he's asleep and it would be gay to say that and gay to hug him
he wouldn't want to watch a movie, he'd probably make me watch idolm@sters or some other dumb crap
other siblings live across town or another state

im sick and my little sister was taking care of me all day after i woke up she brought me food and tea to bed i was never expecting it cos she can be mean and vicious and today she was acting like my slave very nice

Tell her you love her and see what she does. Ask for a hug if you aren't too sick.

told her i loved her. she is a very touchy person she kept trying to hug me but i felt bad i didnt want her to catch a cold because she was sick herself last month.

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Your sister's pretty sick. Do you think you deserve someone like her?

no! i have a very loving and supportive family. im not as affectionate as them i dont know how to express my love to them other than planning trips together or gifting them things. theyve done so much for me and thank you for that thread because i think i really needed it.
hope you are okay user

If I call my brother he's going to tell me to drive up to his place, 2 hours away, and bring an overnight bag. We will smoke blunts, sip ciroc and watch shitty black 90's movies until he passes out. I will stare at his sleeping form for hours praying to see an outline of his dick. Then I will quietly jerk off beside him, nut in my sock which I will put back on, and go to sleep. In the morning I will thank him for having me, give him a big hug, and his semi hard morning wood will push into my balls as we hug and I'll have to use every fiber of my being not to pop a boner. I'll go home, refuse to fuck, and jerk off to the memory for three days. Better I not.

Why is this a challenge? I literally told my brother I'd have sex with him and he gave me the nicest turning-down I've ever received. You clearly don't talk to your families enough

Mine would disown me and never speak to me again if he didn't knock a tooth out.

>I'm drunk and I'm into you
>wow, well you're 10 years younger and smart and more attractive than me so that's quite a compliment. you're actually far too good for me but this boosts my confidence a lot
>i can't believe you're taking this so well
>well, sorry i don't feel the same way. this is like the yaoi you like lol

More accurate
>THE FUCK BRO
>NIGGA IM YOUR FUCKIN BROTHER
>IM YOUR BROTHER AND YOU WANT TO FUCK ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>NIGGA LIKE IF YOU WERENT MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW ID FUCKIN KILL YOU ON THAT FAGGOT SHIT WORD IS BORN
>GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE ITS TAKIN EVERYTHING NOT TO BEAT THE FUCK OUTCHU

And thats just the good version where he doesn't immediately react with a hook. Yes I am attractive and more so than my brother (in a boyish way) but he too is attractive and even now has no problem pulling girls in their early twenties. He isn't desperate at all, and his ego is only matched by the size of his cock.

lol your shit sounds gayer than mine

There's not a whole lot of imouto cuddling going on in this thread, pretty fucking disappointed tbqh. Come on guys, get cuddling and post results.

>People love their family

I'm not really but maybe someday soon

All of my siblings are miles away qq

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