Advice

What is the best advice you have received from Jow Forums

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That you should kill yourself

Imagine wasting the time typing all of that stupid shit out lmfao. Why are millennials so fucking cringey?

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Welcome to how to behave infront of women in the 20th century grandpa.

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>Hands with thumb in the pocket, rest of fingers pointing towards your crotch.
Pure autism.

I hope you're not taking that advice. It's cliche but I do truly believe that you should be yourself in front of women or men. Acting "manly" may not be someone's personality, and I respect that. I don't respect people who pretend to be someone who they really aren't.

Some anons convinced me to join the marines. Hopefully it works our

Even if all of these were true, why would I want to work so hard chasing after stupid roasties?

I think army would be better, more benefits and options and carrier paths, and pay is going to be 1720 in 2020, better equipment and better living quarters compared to the Marines. If you are gonna join the Marines you better want to join for honor and serving your country, not that the army does that, but the marines just do it more.

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To seduce someone you must seduce yourself.

>To seduce someone you must seduce yourself
Great advice

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this is so pretentious that the guy was probably jacking while writing it down.

>Acting "manly" may not be someone's personality, and I respect that.
But women don't
Any military is a terrible idea. Never ever join.

No it's true, how do you think pic related gets mad pussy

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>and pay is going to be 1720 in 2020
A day? A week? A month?

Month, donald trump updated it to 1640 or 1620, but someone said it will be up to 1720 in 2020. Army is kind of desperate for troops in the event a conflict starts.

The only thing that makes sense is $17.20 per hour which still isn't very good.

I make 1600 a month as a janitor at a hospital.

Considering they are paying for your living expenses and food, it's a good deal. You can save up a lot of money and put it into a saving's account and go to college by using the GI bill.

That's a $20,640 yearly salary. That's only 30% more than a minimum wage job. And that's assuming the army only makes you do stuff 40 hours a week.

contribooting withe some advice

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I see where you're coming from, but you have to accept the fact that everyone is different, even women. Some women may meet the love of their life by helping them out emotionally.

But hey, you have your thoughts and I have mine.

Someone actually took 10-15 minutes out of their personal time to write that. Kekin so fucking hard right now

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Thoughts on this one my good man?

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No wonder people think we have some unheard stripe of severe detrimental autism

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Some autist conjured this one up as well.

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gesu cristo originale

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