Whenever I need a reminder that having next to no social life is a good choice I turn to the reddit front page...

whenever I need a reminder that having next to no social life is a good choice I turn to the reddit front page. People be miserable out there.

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There is literally nothing this user can do except get psychological help if he really makes that big a deal out of it.
People have different experiences, it happens. The roastie chose him in the end but apparently that's not enough.

Thank you for making me check out that subreddit so I could bring back this gem.

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>I am pretty sure it wasn't just urine.
Which one of you robots got a gf???

>He says he's "just being efficient"
this woman is dating a secret genius and she doesn't even know it

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There are two kind of women who say that size doesn't matter:
A) Women who hasn't felt being filled up by a big dick, and;
B) women who are lying.
Some would argue that A is a subset of B.
Having an average or even small dick isn't a problem, provided that you date a person who hasn't had many partners before you. The more partners a woman has had before you, the more partners she can compare your performance with. Date a virgin, and she'll be impressed with what your five incher can do for her.
Having said that. I recently started dating someone. She says she's never had anything close to this good sex before, and keeps booty calling me. I'm six inches long and unsure about girth, would guess average. So I'm nothing special in the physical department. But I've practiced tantric ejaculation control, and I can have sex for well over an hour without ejaculating. I'm also practiced massaging and more subtle arts of energy direction. Even if your tool isn't impressive, your skills can be.
And let's not forget that sex for many women is to a large extent psychological. Make a woman trust you, make her feel emotionally safe with you, and she will open up sexually. The girl I'm dating went from a quiet, shy artist til a sex fiend begging for my seed after we did some tantric meditation together.

Why do plebbitors always do this? They just repeat the same fucking phrase over and over and over and over again like fucking NPCs. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think you are clever? Are you just saying it to feel like you contributed to the conversation. Do you think anyone is going to read that and laugh? Why? Why did you type that? It was a mildly funny joke 8 years ago. Hell its still mildly amusing when used in the right circumstances. But when you faggot plebbitors use it every single chance you get it just becomes dull. What moron thinks this is funny? Why would you waste your time typing that? Why not just shut the fuck up and try lurking. When is the last time you've gone into a interesting thread and didn't post anything at all? Just stop being such a unimaginative faggot repeating the exact same things you've read before without even a thought put into it.

reddit front page often reminds me how easy it can be to find yourself surrounded by "friends" who don't respect you in the slightest

Fuck off and stop posting. Leave this board and never come back. You don't belong here. You're advice is shit and not applicable to anyone here. Fuck off with your faggot normie voodoo spiritualism

>dating a non-virgin
What else did he expect?

>hasn't had many partners
You mean less than 3% of the entire US legal aged female population?

>be a newfag
>try to think of a cool hip reply
>the madman actually ends up saying "Which one of you robots got a gf???"
>pats himself on the back for a post well made
>closes the thread so he never has to face his mistake again

Wow, plebbit has lots of hilarious stories

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>they're both almost thirty
>drinking soda
>eating 'snacks'
>playing card games
>watching all the Lord of the Rings movies

There's having a social life, and there's having a social life with teenagers. Sure being a loner is better but things don't have to be like that OP

t. roastie.

Women should learn to have upmost respect for their husbands.

He should dump the shit out of her.
I say this as a girl, and not even a virginal perfect waifu.
But really, I'd never talk shit about my husband's cock, his sexual performances or say anything like "oh sex was better with X", not even if it was true. It can happen that sex with your current partner is not as good as sex with your ex, I agree, but you don't go around and humiliate him with your friends. That's shitty.
She's a cunt and he should drop her.

>being this much triggered by an anonymous comment on a Peruvian berry picking image board

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Why do you keep spamming it user?
Other thread () didn't went way you wanted?

>in the end
*as a stepping stone in the middle

originally meant

What the fuck are you saying. Where did I say anything about robtos and gfs in that entire post you fucking faggot.

i was supporting your fucking post by additionally making fun of the redditor god damn it, you fuck

Maybe he took it badly, but the fact that it needed to be a secret speaks badly of his "gf". Shes essentially gossiping about behind his back. She either does not care about his feelings or does not respect him enough to tell him the truth.
Either way, they're both damaged human beings.

I'm not OP and I made the other thread newfriend, you can easily tell because the file names are different. I also made it because the reactions here are hilarious.

also the images aren't even the same
just hivemind i guess

>ywn play "titties on the glass"

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>We both have a kinky side to us
>She said she was into toys (dildos and vibrators) among other things (porn,spanking, etc)
Who cares about the molded dildo, that's the shit that makes me angry.

>Being a bigger cuck then the guy in the story
Damn you probably would of asked if you could use it if that happened to you.

how many concerts and movies do they go to in 2 months?

The Virgin bathroom break vs the Chad adult diaper.