Real talk, how does one get a white non-trap boyfriend?

Real talk, how does one get a white non-trap boyfriend?

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By being a meth addict and sucking shit covered dicks

The same way you buy some groceries, just leave your house. LOL

I'd start by not being an aids infested nigger.

If that's impossible, just go to a liberal city and play the race card on some lib idiot who has too much white guilt.

i suppose by being an attractive mate in your local gay community

How do I get a white gf(male)? Almost all of them refuse to date outside of their race.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE STRAIGHT DONALD GLOVER, IF YOU SEE THIS GIF, YOUR GAY ASS THREAD IS NO LONGER RELEVANT, KYS WITH YOUR DEGENERATE THOUGHTS AND GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT:

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Guess you just have to become white, bro.

what race are you? I'll give you your chances of finding a cute girl(male)

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Indian(feather)
And for the record, I don't have a temper, am employed, and don't even drink, let alone do drugs.

hmm not what I was expecting desu. Magic 8 ball is cloudy.

I dated an half white/half indian(feather) guy once, it was nice but he was insanely insecure about being mixed so it was awkward sometimes

holy shit user
based and chadpilled

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Doesn't even look good. yuck

I'm also mixed (half black), but I'm not really insecure about my race. I don't really like being called black though, being that I wasn't raised around them and have nothing culturally in common with them.
Meh, whatever, this is a waste of time.

well yeah hard to find a real bf on a place like r9k, we all live super far away from each other.

why do you want a white gf(male) specifically?

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Honestly, just pure horniness and the fact I really distrust women. White traps because finding a non-white trap would be even more impossible. Whites and asians make for the best traps anyways.

It's not like I'd be a good bf or even decent company. I'm a pretty cold and distant guy that actively enjoys solitude. Being around people really bothers me and even online communication eventually drags on me until I take a break. I really enjoyed talking to traps on discord except I get really annoyed when they start pushing for ERP, which I fucking hate.
So yeah, you're probably right to question me.

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>Honestly, just pure horniness and the fact I really distrust women.

Fair enough.

> I'm a pretty cold and distant guy that actively enjoys solitude. Being around people really bothers me and even online communication eventually drags on me until I take a break.

I feel you here. I'm a huge introvert and some guys I meet online are just so pushy and always want to talk, and sometimes I just want to be alone.

>So yeah, you're probably right to question me.

I'm really just bored and it's interesting to me. I'm sure you live nowhere near me anyways but sometimes it's nice to chat.

What's your ideal white gf(male) look like?

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>how do you get a white nontrap girlfriend thread devolves into trap posting.

pottery really

definitely not by racebaiting like some autistic inbred 13 yr old trying to be edgy and cool

r9k would be NOTHING without constant racebaiting though!

whatever helps you feel like your life has value i guess

t. small dicked nigger.

you know most traps aren't as cute as your chink cartoons make you believe right?
most of them are god awful

why do you american posters feel so insecure about everything

Go to California -> Ask the best guy you can find out -> if yes, good for you -> if no, call him racist and scream until your wish gets fulfilled.

I highly doubt non-whites want a non-trap white boyfriend unless he looks twinkish/feminine. This is a bait thread.

i'm black and i just want a masc bf, white or not doesn't even matter

I don't believe you, let me suck your dick to prove it

alright dude open wide.
if it turns out you're a trap in disguise i'll beat you up though

Not even close to being a trap/twinkish, so you don't have to worry about that

right, well it's not like you're from ny or anything so the rp has to stop here

Unfortunately true, I'm in PNW. Good luck though, user

Why are white guys so much more likely to be traps?

blacks are actually the most likely (by a large margin) to be trans or cd's, but there's just more white people here.

where did you read that at?

Sorry I had to sleep off some hay fever.

>What's your ideal white gf(male) look like?
On a scale of full blown shemale to just a twink, closer to a twink than a shemale. Slim, skinny, standard trap aesthetic.